• The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!
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And you could do it like a lockpick minigame where you have to guide the food through your intestinal tract with proper sphincter timing.
[QUOTE=DanRatherman;31867701]And you could do it like a lockpick minigame where you have to guide the food through your intestinal tract with proper sphincter timing.[/QUOTE] Oh my, that would be the best mini-game ever. They would have to add a Taco Bell. I would just eat at Taco Bell all day just to play that mini-game.
[QUOTE=PhantomGamers;31867646]You, sir, should be working with Bethesda.[/QUOTE] Thanks I am a profesional ideas guy. I have a phd in ideas. [editline]21st August 2011[/editline] Tap space bar to push. Tap shift to pull back in and wait.
[QUOTE=DanRatherman;31867701]And you could do it like a lockpick minigame where you have to guide the food through your intestinal tract with proper sphincter timing.[/QUOTE] Force Shit
[QUOTE=Wootman;31867797]Force Shit[/QUOTE] If the force fails you get a rip in your instestinal wall and all your shit falls out, aswell as anal bleeding.
Is it bad that I've played nothing but Morrowind, Oblivion, Fallout 3, and Fallout New Vegas since finishing Portal 2 (which a month after its launch)?
[QUOTE=The89thAlt;31867827]anal bleeding.[/QUOTE] I like where this is going.
Installing tons of immersion and graphics mods. This is going to be awesome.
I always beat a game on vanilla before installing mods
[QUOTE=Funion;31868678]I always beat a game on vanilla before installing mods[/QUOTE] I try... but I never wind up staying on the vanilla path.
I haven't downloaded a single Oblivion mod except Nehrim.
[QUOTE=Funion;31868678]I always beat a game on vanilla before installing mods[/QUOTE]There ain't gonna be a lot of mods in the beginning so There isn't much of a choice. But I generaly do the same.
Make sure to get Sounds of Cyrodill and Immersive Interiors!
There should be a easter egg that makes Trolls this thing [img]http://i.imgur.com/jL4C6.png[/img] to see if anyone gets the reference.
I'm thinking of playing through Daggerfall. Worth it?
[QUOTE=fear me;31868961]I'm thinking of playing through Daggerfall. Worth it?[/QUOTE] Halt!
Any tips on how to make a successful stealth character? I'm lvl 27 already and I'm doing a lot less damage than what I should, I think. Sneak attacks, from a bow, only damages 1/5 of a zombie's health. I'm both master at sneak and alchemy.
[QUOTE=Fingers!!!;31869097]Any tips on how to make a successful stealth character? I'm lvl 27 already and I'm doind a lot less damage than what I should, I think. Sneak attacks, from a bow, only damages 1/5 of a zombie's health. I'm both master at sneak and alchemy.[/QUOTE] What bow/arrow are you using? What difficulty level?
[QUOTE=Fingers!!!;31869097]Any tips on how to make a successful stealth character? I'm lvl 27 already and I'm doind a lot less damage than what I should, I think. Sneak attacks, from a bow, only damages 1/5 of a zombie's health. I'm both master at sneak and alchemy.[/QUOTE] I dunno what you think but alchemy doesn't affect how much damage your bow does.
Sneak has little effect on how much damage you do. There's only the multiplier, but there has to be something to multiply too. Also, if you're playing with any other difficulty than easy, try lowering the slider. The difficulty system is retarded in the way that it just adds more health to the enemies.
[QUOTE=Fingers!!!;31869097]Any tips on how to make a successful stealth character? I'm lvl 27 already and I'm doing a lot less damage than what I should, I think. Sneak attacks, from a bow, only damages 1/5 of a zombie's health. I'm both master at sneak and alchemy.[/QUOTE] Turn down the difficulty
Difficulty is normal, daedric bow and whichever arrows are on my way. IE glass, elven, ebony etc. I'm making a lot of poisons to help, and they do, but I should be making a lot of damage on my own, shouldn't I? Should I start training marksman?
Yes, also vanilla bows do really little damage. I suggest looking for a bow rebalancing mod. Try Duke Patricks Archery Mod, something like that anyway.
[QUOTE=fear me;31868961]I'm thinking of playing through Daggerfall. Worth it?[/QUOTE] Yes. Its very confusing and the graphics are very dated without a doubt, but nonetheless it's an excellent game. Though, it may be worthwhile waiting till [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJQ0rYjIaro]DaggerXL[/url] is nearly fully completed, and people have overhauled all the sprite graphics. DaggerXL looks pretty amazing, and I think if all the sprites are redone, and the game is operating on an EXE instead of DOSbox, Daggerfall could be quite a unique and expansive experience, even by today's standards.
I hope we get The lusty Argonian maid Vol:2 in Skyrim.
[QUOTE=AimlessGiant;31869324]Yes, also vanilla bows do really little damage. I suggest looking for a bow rebalancing mod. Try Duke Patricks Archery Mod, something like that anyway.[/QUOTE] I'm reading about this mod you suggested, and it indeed seems very balanced. Does it make so that if you headshot someone, the damage is higher? If so, I'm downloading it right now.
I have something for stealth classes in RPGs. I like sneaking up and sniping an arrow to my enemies.
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;31866883]Someone's going to post that image of the health bar in the Jurrasic Park game.[/QUOTE] [img]http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/1480/311160-trespasser_02health_super.jpg[/img]
I'm uploading a video right now to show you guys what I'm talking about. I'm 100% sure that I'm doing something wrong. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rg9M_HN9Y-E[/media] Here it is. Stupid Sony Vegas bugging up the rendering, the game is not as laggy as it looks.
I hope betheseda listens to me and adds a shitting minigame.
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