• The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!
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[url=http://www.original-gamer.com/index.php?action=article&id=2575]Leaked audio of the 30-minute E3 demo![/url] Totally not chickenonaraft.com
I just got back from my ban, nothing new announced 'cept marriage? Cool, where do I get that Countdown gadget?
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;30966855][url=http://www.original-gamer.com/index.php?action=article&id=2575]Leaked audio of the 30-minute E3 demo![/url] Totally not chickenonaraft.com[/QUOTE] Either my reverse psychology worked too well or everyone is just ignoring this.
Also I drew the dick in the OP. The dick symbolizes the porn mods of the nexus. It's meaning is that the dragon is the game, and the awesome part. But the dick's meaning is that the Nexus puts dicks on everything. And it represents sexuality of the Dragons and Dragonborne. See, very deep. [editline]7th July 2011[/editline] MAH AUTOMERGE DISCO! Oh and congratz on getting Oblivion on the PC. You are now Pc troo master race, yet I thought my rig was bad. [editline]7th July 2011[/editline] the fucks double post.
[QUOTE=Aerkhan;30969775]Also I drew the dick in the OP. The dick symbolizes the porn mods of the nexus. It's meaning is that the dragon is the game, and the awesome part. But the dick's meaning is that the Nexus puts dicks on everything. And it represents sexuality of the Dragons and Dragonborne. See, very deep. [editline]7th July 2011[/editline] MAH AUTOMERGE DISCO! Oh and congratz on getting Oblivion on the PC. You are now Pc troo master race, yet I thought my rig was bad. [editline]7th July 2011[/editline] the fucks double post.[/QUOTE] They're just a bug. Only you see them when you're automerging. But why the hell does my mouse move on its own as I'm typing this?
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;30969756]Either my reverse psychology worked too well or everyone is just ignoring this.[/QUOTE] I don't have the attention span to listen to the audio of it, when a lot of it we've heard before (with visuals!) / is just fighting noises
[QUOTE=PunchedInFac;30965506]Not anymore. You might have 100 in blade and be a mage but your perks do not benefit you at all when swinging a claymore. On the other hand, that master swordsman you blindly swing your massive sword at has perks that augment his damage, his moves and his blocking meaning he would make a nice man/mer/beast fricassee[/QUOTE] This is good, it was always a little weird that my sneaky character was as good with a 4 foot long claymore as he was with a dagger.
[QUOTE=thrawn2787;30970093]I don't have the attention span to listen to the audio of it, when a lot of it we've heard before (with visuals!) / is just fighting noises[/QUOTE] Main points I heard were that spell tomes are back and so is the Morrowind Dunmer voice.
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;30970260]and so is the Morrowind Dunmer voice.[/QUOTE] YES begone flamboyant gays, hello throat cancer! that might not sound like one but it was a compliment
[QUOTE=Generic.Monk;30970438]YES begone flamboyant gays, hello throat cancer! that might not sound like one but it was a compliment[/QUOTE] Not much of a compliment if you have to specify that it is one.
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;30970656]Not much of a compliment if you have to specify that it is one.[/QUOTE] it was a joke you nincompoop, I was making fun of the fact that me saying that someone sounding like they have throat cancer was actually a compliment, even though in most contexts it wouldn't be
The first time I got oblivion I hadn't even heard of it, just picked it up at a local software shop, the guy behind the counter was talking very highly of it I was like 'elder scrolls?'. Got home installed it and hated it the first time round, It was 5 years ago so I was 13, it was mainly because I was too confused at what was happening. Then I tried it another time about 3 days after and I literally took a day off school the next morning and played for I think... 31 hours straight
[U]All[/U] of the male elves in Oblivion sounded mincing homosexuals. Even the King of Worms :(
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;30971131][U]All[/U] of the male elves in Oblivion sounded mincing homosexuals. Even the King of Worms :([/QUOTE] How could they make this: [img]http://morrowind.kikaimegami.com/screencaps/oblivion/ohgodgreen.jpg[/img] Out of that: [img]http://membres.multimania.fr/xboxgazette/morrowind_01_800.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=KorJax;30951360]This looks fucking amazing: Hopefully it comes out early enough before Skyrim to not be overshadowed by it. Interview: [URL]http://www.rpgitalia.net/news/oblivion/andoran-the-interview/[/URL][/QUOTE] now I wish I had got Oblivion in the sale, I swear the same thing happened last time there was a sale
[QUOTE=proch;30971259]How could they make this: [img]http://morrowind.kikaimegami.com/screencaps/oblivion/ohgodgreen.jpg[/img] Out of that: [img]http://membres.multimania.fr/xboxgazette/morrowind_01_800.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Because the latter wasn't put in a slider fest randomizer and were actually hand modelled.
[QUOTE=Mingebox;30961960]Anyone else get the impression they're trying to pigeonhole players into the Warrior/Thief/Mage roles? They keep emphasizing having a tradeskill/guild/star stone thingy for each class, and the new magic system makes spell/1-h weapon the only possible way to be a battlemage.[/QUOTE] No, I don't get that impression at all because I don't see them limiting us, or players in general like that. How do you? Because as far as I can tell, it seems to be built on a better principle than Oblivions "balance" was.
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;30969756]Either my reverse psychology worked too well or everyone is just ignoring this.[/QUOTE] Shame there's no video.. but I'll take what I can get!!
I'm still pissed about Hand to Hand not being included as a skill.
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;30971131][U]All[/U] of the male elves in Oblivion sounded mincing homosexuals. Even the King of Worms :([/QUOTE] Sometimes I felt like male and female elves had the same voice actor. And he (she?) sounded like a tranny in both cases. [editline]7th July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Boba_Fett;30972095]I'm still pissed about Hand to Hand not being included as a skill.[/QUOTE] That's because no weapons have skills on their own. Just one-handed and two-handed, and then perks specific for swords, axes, fists, etc.
When they mentioned beast races having unique animations, I hope they don't just mean ears and tails. Hopefully they bring back clawing from Morrowind.
Apparently Issue #250 of Electronic Gaming Monthly has some new skyrim screenshots. [I]"Fly my pretties, fly and find the scans![/I]" [editline]7th July 2011[/editline] Nevermind, found it [img]http://img.elderscrolls.net/news/Sk1New.jpg[/img] Maybe late
I'd hit it, though she looks a bit baked.
Thats the Imperial look of contempt when they realize they are better than you "Ive got a crown. What do you have? [I]Nothing[/I], thats right, you have [I]nothing[/I]."
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;30974717]Thats the Imperial look of contempt when they realize they are better than you "Ive got a crown. What do you have? [I]Nothing[/I], thats right, you have [I]nothing[/I]."[/QUOTE] Never make a high elf feel superior. It starts racial wars.
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;30974717]Thats the Imperial look of contempt when they realize they are better than you "Ive got a crown. What do you have? [I]Nothing[/I], thats right, you have [I]nothing[/I]."[/QUOTE] /coughImperialCitycough gotta get that checked
I find it quite clever that the races with the most racial disposition modifiers are High Elves, Dark Elves, and Orcs the first two are the ones that are commonly seen as racist themselves.
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[QUOTE=hypno-toad;30974228] [img]http://img.elderscrolls.net/news/Sk1New.jpg[/img] [/QUOTE] I want to know what kind of armor that is.
[QUOTE=GeneralSpecific;30976207]I want to know what kind of armor that is.[/QUOTE] bone
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