The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!

[BenduOlo]

[QUOTE=AimlessGiant;31885040]I thought I had fixed my problem by enabling triple buffering in nVidia settings but apparently not, anyone know what "total BStask" means? The number of total BStask always climbs after I get the problem.[/QUOTE]

Searched it, and found an answer to what the problem might be: "For you, it may be a Memory issue. What resolution and quality settings (aa, af) are you playing at? Your Video card may not have enough memory or your system in general may not have enough memory. Another stick of 512mb might help."
Found it here:[url]http://forums.guru3d.com/showthread.php?t=220790[/url]

[Cuntsman]

I'm thinking of replacing the vanilla oblivion skeleton sounds with the daggerfall ones, sound good? y/n

just imagine, you're going through a dark as fuck dungeon when suddenly RRRRRRRRAAAAUUUGH

[Mcpaddyuack]

Reaction to playing Skyrim for first time: "It's like sex, except 50x better and you don't have to wear a condom."

[TheMetricSystem]

[QUOTE=Mcpaddyuack;31885961]Reaction to playing Skyrim for first time: "It's like sex, except 50x better and you don't have to wear a condom."[/QUOTE]

You obviously had rubbish sex until now.
Seriously..... Skyrim is fucking amazing, but come on, almost nothing beats sex.

Although, that is coming from a man who has had a really steady relationship for 5 years, and now has been 'dry' for 1 month after dumping his gf.

Oh those fond memories.

[Mcpaddyuack]

[QUOTE=TheMetricSystem;31886559]You obviously had rubbish sex until now.
Seriously..... Skyrim is fucking amazing, but come on, almost nothing beats sex.

Although, that is coming from a man who has had a really steady relationship for 5 years, and now has been 'dry' for 1 month after dumping his gf.

Oh those fond memories.[/QUOTE]

You can't get STDs from playing Skyrim, you don't have to worry about getting someone pregnant and having to deal with a huge pain in the ass for 18 years by playing Skyrim, and Skyrim lasts for more than 5 mins.

[nigrakiller]

ITT op is a faggot

[highlight](User was banned for this post ("Flaming" - Autumn))[/highlight]

[Mcpaddyuack]

[QUOTE=nigrakiller;31887071]ITT op is a faggot[/QUOTE]

What do you accomplish by making a new account just to post that?

[hypno-toad]

"Oh shit I got Skyrim pregnant"

[editline]22nd August 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=Mcpaddyuack;31887195]What do you accomplish by making a new account just to post that?[/QUOTE]

Well I think its pretty obvious that the OP is a faggot now because he posted that

[TheMetricSystem]

Lol Skyrim pregnant

[Gilboron]

Remember those e-mails with really, [I]really[/I] bad dragon designs?

Yeah, well now this exists:
[video=youtube;WJ_ikEStJwQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJ_ikEStJwQ[/video]
[video=youtube;M7Al_8jQsCQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7Al_8jQsCQ[/video]

In two parts because Sony Vegas.

[Minilandstan]

Am I the only one who got hated by the Mage's guild because I entered with necromancer clothing?

[Ricaaado]

A few things I'd really like to hear in-game are longer and more complex conversations, along with people conversing in their native tongues. Oblivion got a little bland when all I heard were the same conversations in English. It may be a bit of a stretch, but it's something I'd love to be implemented.

[fear me]

snip read it wrong

[Generic.Monk]

[QUOTE=TAU!;31888756]A few things I'd really like to hear in-game are longer and more complex conversations, along with people conversing in their native tongues. Oblivion got a little bland when all I heard were the same conversations in English. It may be a bit of a stretch, but it's something I'd love to be implemented.[/QUOTE]

I saw a mudcrab a couple of days ago. Disgusting creatures. I hope to never see another.

[Ricaaado]

[QUOTE=Generic.Monk;31889523]I saw a mudcrab a couple of days ago. Disgusting creatures. I hope to never see another.[/QUOTE]

Patrolling the West Weald almost makes you wish for a Daedric invasion.

[john_frohman]

[QUOTE=TAU!;31889760]Patrolling the West Weald almost makes you wish for a Daedric invasion.[/QUOTE]
I've heard others say the same.

[RaccoonBro]

[B][I][U][h2]GET YOUR COPY OF THE BLACK HORSE COURIER[/h2][/U][/I][/B]

[woolio1]

[QUOTE=john_frohman;31889909]I've heard others say the same.[/QUOTE]

Be seeing you.

[Generic.Monk]

[QUOTE=woolio1;31890200]Be seeing you.[/QUOTE]

[h2]NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[/h2]

c

[supersocko]

-snip-

[Mcpaddyuack]

Anyone have a list of the monsters that are going to be in the game?

[Col. Mandrake]

The books in Oblivion are one of my favorite parts. I hope there are even more in Skyrim. Lusty Argonian Maid volume II

[Joe Mantis]

[QUOTE=Col. Mandrake;31890506]The books in Oblivion are one of my favorite parts. I hope there are even more in Skyrim. Lusty Argonian Maid volume II[/QUOTE]

IIRC most of those books were just copied over from Morrowind, with a small part being new content.

[Generic.Monk]

[QUOTE=Col. Mandrake;31890506]The books in Oblivion are one of my favorite parts. I hope there are even more in Skyrim. Lusty Argonian Maid volume II[/QUOTE]

the books in skyrim are all animated and shit, they look awesome

[woolio1]

So... Out of curiosity, and I know this is a little bit off-topic, but can someone recommend a new card for this? I'm thinking a 560 Ti, but if I can get anything cheaper (Nvidia or ATI) at the same quality, then I'd rather go for that.

I'm planning on upgrading my rig so I can play all the newest games, and then outputting to my television so I can do so in 1080p... From the comfort of my sofa. I'll probably also pick up an Xbox gamepad, since Skyrim looks more optimized for a controller than it does K+M.

[Generic.Monk]

[QUOTE=woolio1;31890668]So... Out of curiosity, and I know this is a little bit off-topic, but can someone recommend a new card for this? I'm thinking a 560 Ti, but if I can get anything cheaper (Nvidia or ATI) at the same quality, then I'd rather go for that.

I'm planning on upgrading my rig so I can play all the newest games, and then outputting to my television so I can do so in 1080p... From the comfort of my sofa. I'll probably also pick up an Xbox gamepad, since Skyrim looks more optimized for a controller than it does K+M.[/QUOTE]

go one better and get a 570, but don't worry, skyrim won't be too demanding

[Pretty Obscure]

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;31885004]I couldn't. Did you use any mods?[/QUOTE]

No not at all, I had Fallout on 360.

[B]Efit:[/B]

WOW... nevermind, I derp'd pretty hard.

I understand what you meant by you had to put your skill up, I thought what you were saying was you found it hard to do.
I have no clue how or why I got so confused.

I agree that the system in Oblivion was better. I hope they just mean the lockpicking will be more like Fallout, in that the minigame will be more similar to Fallouts, not the way that the skill is needed to even attempt picking a lock.

[fear me]

[video=youtube;crkx0nYaaNk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crkx0nYaaNk[/video]

Not sure if "wow" is an accurate description of this song.

[Meatloaf]

Haven't played Oblivion but I'm picking it up just cause Skyrim looks so damn beautiful.

[PhantomGamers]

[QUOTE=fear me;31891673]Not sure if "wow" is an accurate description of this song.[/QUOTE]

Jemery Soule is fucking awesome.