The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!

[mr apple]

:(

[NoMan]

[QUOTE=_Maverick_;31898947][B]this is what it all boils down to folks[/B]

[H2]BOOBS[/H2]

[H2]OR[/H2]

[H2]BEARDS[/H2][/QUOTE]

Beards on Boobs.

[turkeysandvich]

To be honest i am just here to see if there are any new pics. :3

[Goodthief]

[QUOTE=NoMan;31899031]Beards on Boobs.[/QUOTE]

boobs behind beards perk:
parting that manly mane will cause 2 voluptuous bags of fun to pop out of your chin
+7 persuasiveness

*only works on men

[red_pharoah]

[QUOTE=An Armed Bear;31897899][img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/8613775/Skyrim/SkyrimNord/Farrelly_Nord.jpg[/img]

New [h2]MANLY BEARD[/h2] screen.[/QUOTE]

fixed :v:

[_maverick_]

[QUOTE=turkeysandvich;31899068]To be honest i am just here to see if there are any new pics. :3[/QUOTE]

then why don't you click this button located at the end of the thread title

[img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/hasimages.png[/img]

[Cairn Trenor]

They better have some actual character to the dialogue you can choose this time round. Like in FO3, the dialogue options could sometimes be witty, funny and badass! not like in oblivion where you could just say words to mean a certain topic

[Fisk]

[QUOTE=red_pharoah;31899162]fixed :v:[/QUOTE]Not manly enough, needs to be longer like the [URL="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2010/03/gamfovegas580.jpg"]survivalist beard[/URL] in Fallout.

Best would be: [url]http://www.amoeba.com/dynamic-images/blog/Kelly/Gandalf-beard.jpg[/url]
Then I can truly do the Gandalf.

[Goodthief]

[QUOTE=Fisk;31899257]Not manly enough, needs to be longer like the [URL="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2010/03/gamfovegas580.jpg"]survivalist beard[/URL] in Fallout.

Best would be: [url]http://www.amoeba.com/dynamic-images/blog/Kelly/Gandalf-beard.jpg[/url]
Then I can truly do the Gandalf.[/QUOTE]

holy fuck walking around shooting spells all over the place with a Gandalf beard would be amazing

[Fisk]

[QUOTE=Goodthief;31899303]holy fuck walking around shooting spells all over the place with a Gandalf beard would be amazing[/QUOTE]Right? RIGHT?!

[KristoferKSR]

Some people are talking about playing the game for 50+ hours?
CHILDS PLAY!
It'll be years till I come out of my room! :v:

[pr00ch]

[QUOTE=An Armed Bear;31897899][img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/8613775/Skyrim/SkyrimNord/Farrelly_Nord.jpg[/img]

New Nord screen.[/QUOTE]

Woah woah woah... is this an [I]actual forest[/I]... in a [I]Bethesda game?[/I]

My dreams are real.

[DrasarSalman]

[QUOTE=mr apple;31897451]One thing I'm really glad about is being able to attack with the shield.
That should spice combat up.[/QUOTE]

You can also deflect arrows.

[QUOTE=Zondac;31898145]What single thing about this game doesn't look like it's [B]Scandinavian[/B]? Heck, even the dragons look like they're based on the ones from ye [B]viking[/B] days[/QUOTE]

fixed

[QUOTE=_Maverick_;31899163]then why don't you click this button located at the end of the thread title

[url=http://www.facepunch.com/fp_images.php?t=1102530][img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/hasimages.png[/img][/url][/QUOTE]

It's full of porn, also fixed the pic as a link.

[pr00ch]

Umm Scandinavia pretty much lies in Europe :v:

[Rellow]

I wish Microsoft would stop fucking buying out Bethesda so I could see some PC gameplay.
I can't trust them simply by word that the game will look significantly better than on consoles. :smith:

[Cuel]

I am hype.
Give me skyrim.

[ijyt]

I can't believe that all the triple A games come out when I'm busting my ass on a dissertation.

[Jurikuer]

I was asked why I'm pre-ordering Skyrim Collectors Edition. I told them I'd much rather a Dragon Statue than a notebook. They asked what material it was made of to be worth so much. Someone else butted in and said something about Obsidian.

Funfact: It's made of high quality PVC. "Polyvinyl chloride is the third most widely produced plastic, after polyethylene and polypropylene.[2] PVC is widely used in construction because it is cheap, durable, and easy to assemble."

I don't know if I feel ripped off by paying an extra 100 dollars, but I don't care. That statue's gonna look fuckin' sexy in the living room.

[Stud Muffin]

Beard Physics

[editline]23rd August 2011[/editline]

We need them

[Paleman]

beard on first playthrough doing just the main quest as a shield and sword warrior (probably a nord or a redguard)

boobs on second playthrough doing side quests, light armour, daggers and bows

[NuGrizz]

[QUOTE=NoMan;31899031]Beards on Boobs.[/QUOTE]

Another reason for a PC purchase.

[DrasarSalman]

[QUOTE=Grizz;31900930]Another reason for a PC purchase.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, just search "boobs beard" on TES Nexus after Skyrim is released and see what results you get.

[Gilboron]

[QUOTE=Jurikuer;31900787]I was asked why I'm pre-ordering Skyrim Collectors Edition. I told them I'd much rather a Dragon Statue than a notebook. They asked what material it was made of to be worth so much. Someone else butted in and said something about Obsidian.

Funfact: It's made of high quality PVC. "Polyvinyl chloride is the third most widely produced plastic, after polyethylene and polypropylene.[2] PVC is widely used in construction because it is cheap, durable, and easy to assemble."

I don't know if I feel ripped off by paying an extra 100 dollars, but I don't care. That statue's gonna look fuckin' sexy in the living room.[/QUOTE]

You're also paying for an A4-sized, 200+ pages art book, so you're not paying 100 dollars for a PVC statue. And it's a pretty big ass statue. And there's work put into making that statue, it's not like they're sending you a hunk of PVC. What did you expect, marble?

Be glad you're not paying 100 euros extra :v:

[NuGrizz]

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;31900997]Yeah, just search "boobs beard" on TES Nexus after Skyrim is released and see what results you get.[/QUOTE]

Or beard boobs to mix it up a little.

[_Slick_]

Oh man, I'm not even sure anymore wich race I'm gonna play the first time, I think I might just choose one at random, cause they all look awesome!

Also, next month I'm gonna get a sweet new PC. Skyrim can come now! :v:

...still so long...

[Generic.Monk]

[QUOTE=mr apple;31898273]Tied between making a male or female character.

Arg, cant even decide which race to play. :([/QUOTE]

I always play female because while there are mods that allow you to make nice looking female characters the same isn't true with male characters, the best you'll find is something that turns him into an androgynous anime character. Still, the hit sounds are universally bad for female custom races; sounds like a fucking hentai.

[editline]23rd August 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=Gilboron;31901151]You're also paying for an A4-sized, 200+ pages art book, so you're not paying 100 dollars for a PVC statue. And it's a pretty big ass statue. And there's work put into making that statue, it's not like they're sending you a hunk of PVC. What did you expect, marble?

Be glad you're not paying 100 euros extra :v:[/QUOTE]

pouring some plastic into a mould, so advanced

[G-Strogg]

The witcher collection edition had a marble bust of Geralt and that cost 70$ :colbert:

[DrasarSalman]

Why you want the characters to look better? They already look orgasmic!

[Chekko]

I always pick male gender in RPGs.

[Aerkhan]

Male Nord with the biggest beard and axe represent.