The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!

[Generic.Monk]

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;31901995]Why you want the characters to look better? They already look orgasmic![/QUOTE]

talking about oblivion, I won't care which one I play in skyrim because they all look awesome

[Fingers!!!]

I'm going to be a Dunmer Conjurer, sounds good?
Lil' bit faggy, but it's a change from my stealthy-only gameplay.
Woah Dunmer people are a lot more hardcore now. Totally worth to be one of them.

[ijyt]

Continuing my Argonian assassin in this.

[TheMetricSystem]

Fuck.

I just dreamt about fucking beardboobs.
Thanks a lot facepunch.

[hypno-toad]

[QUOTE=Chekko;31902270]I always pick male gender in RPGs.[/QUOTE]

I always have a few of of both characters, though in the spirit of skyrim the first character [I]needs[/I] to be a male nord. Though with all those orc screenshots (they arent green potatoes anymore), I'm really tempted to try and make an Uruk-Hai-looking character because that'd be the greatest fucking thing ever.

[DX_V]

[QUOTE=Chekko;31902270]I always pick male gender in RPGs.[/QUOTE]

I do as well, because it's much more fun for me to roleplay my own gender and I don't stare at my characters ass.

[Generic.Monk]

[QUOTE=Fingers!!!;31902684]I'm going to be a Dunmer Conjurer, sounds good?
Lil' bit faggy, but it's a change from my stealthy-only gameplay.
Woah Dunmer people are a lot more hardcore now. Totally worth to be one of them.[/QUOTE]

blasting people with spells is gonna be amazing now

[Nautsabes]

Given the choice, I almost always opt for a female character, dunno why. I just don't really feel connected to a male lead. Of course, this is only in games when given a choice of which to play. I feel just fine playing a game that makes me play as a man.

[KristoferKSR]

Those effects, seriously, I will ejaculate every time I cast a spell.

[Xenomoose]

[QUOTE=Generic.Monk;31901859]I always play female because while there are mods that allow you to make nice looking female characters the same isn't true with male characters, the best you'll find is something that turns him into an androgynous anime character. Still, the hit sounds are universally bad for female custom races; sounds like a fucking hentai.[/QUOTE]

That's because it is from a hentai. They took those sounds from the Orgasm noises in Artificial Girl 3.

Yes, I do have that game. No, I am not ashamed. I'm only ashamed of the fact that it's just a small wave in the giant sea of porn I have on my external hard drive.

[Fingers!!!]

[QUOTE=Rapist;31903062]Those effects, seriously, I will ejaculate every time I cast a spell.[/QUOTE]
It's a shame that "Legendary Spell of Ejaculate" has not been officially announced yet, because I'll sure use it on the day of release.

[DrasarSalman]

If magic existed in real life, I'd fucking educate myself in the quest of making a spell for instant orgasms on other people, to make awkward moments. Oh god I'm going to create another discussion, aren't I?

[Str4fe]

You mean orgasms?

[DrasarSalman]

[QUOTE=Str4fe;31903734]You mean orgasms?[/QUOTE]

Thanks, fixed, the n just jumped in there

[Generic.Monk]

[QUOTE=Xenomoose;31903463]That's because it is from a hentai. They took those sounds from the Orgasm noises in Artificial Girl 3.[/QUOTE]

jesus christ, you'd better be joking

time to hunt down those fucking sound files and replace them with vanilla ones

[The Famous 8]

I'm thinking I'm going to be spending way too much time choosing my race and perfecting my look.

[DrasarSalman]

[QUOTE=The Famous 8;31904381]I'm thinking I'm going to be spending way too much time choosing my race and perfecting my look.[/QUOTE]

I think I'll spend about 3 hours on that. It will be like any game that include a wide variety of customization all over again.

[Fisk]

[QUOTE=The Famous 8;31904381]I'm thinking I'm going to be spending way too much time choosing my race and perfecting my look.[/QUOTE]Good, extends the gameplay :D

Same actually, now since the characters looks really good compared to Oblivion I might actually give a try to make something unique. (Everything I tried to make with Oblivions CC just went ugly so I stuck to the standard face only changing the complexion and age and hairstyle.

[Paleman]

I don't think I've ever been so hyped for a game before. Especially 3 months from release.

[Xenomoose]

[QUOTE=Generic.Monk;31904115]jesus christ, you'd better be joking

time to hunt down those fucking sound files and replace them with vanilla ones[/QUOTE]

I wish I was.

[Polymorph]

[QUOTE=Fisk;31904469]Good, extends the gameplay :D

Same actually, now since the characters looks really good compared to Oblivion I might actually give a try to make something unique. (Everything I tried to make with Oblivions CC just went ugly so I stuck to the standard face only changing the complexion and age and hairstyle.[/QUOTE]
Last time I made a character it looked like the person got hit with the corner of a brick and it put a 4-inch dent in his face. His eyes were actually pointed at each other.

[editline]23rd August 2011[/editline]

And thus began the adventures of Arseface.

[PunchedInFac]

[QUOTE=helpiminabox;31905162]Last time I made a character it looked like the person got hit with the corner of a brick and it put a 4-inch dent in his face. His eyes were actually pointed at each other.

[editline]23rd August 2011[/editline]

And thus began the adventures of Arseface.[/QUOTE]

OH GOD SCREENS NOW

[gareth]

Cant wait for this, probably got well over 100 hours in oblivion on one of my saves and was only like half way through the main quest

[Linµx]

[video=youtube;2fxVeAVl2I8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fxVeAVl2I8&feature=player_embedded[/video]

This can NEVER be reposted enough.

[Generic.Monk]

Finally, a mod that changes every NPC to female. You have no idea how long I've been waiting for this.
[url]http://www.tesnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=39917[/url]

[editline]24th August 2011[/editline]

oh yes
[img]http://www.tesnexus.com/downloads/images/39917-5-1313378640.jpg[/img]

[MoarToast]

Please tell me that counts for Uriel Septim as well.

Also, are you using some kind of companion mod, and if so, why do all of your named companions sound like porn stars.

[Generic.Monk]

[QUOTE=MoarToast;31907277]Please tell me that counts for Uriel Septim as well.

Also, are you using some kind of companion mod, and if so, why do all of your named companions sound like porn stars.[/QUOTE]

that isn't my screenshot

[IdiotStorm]

woah did the nexus get a redesign it looks cool

[Mcpaddyquack]

Something tells me this is going to be a good game...

[Mrs Affinity]

[QUOTE=Mcpaddyquack;31907575]Something tells me this is going to be a good game...[/QUOTE]

oh really because i actually thought it would be a terrible game