The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn! - Games

I like to think that these are what Bethesda always wanted the races to look like, but were always held back by limitations in technology. I mean Dark Elves actually look evil now, instead of bright blue.

[QUOTE=mr apple;31924932]I wonder if i'll still be able to just run around on tables and fling shit everywhere in Skyrim.[/QUOTE] Probably. I wish you could actually cause some problems or even damage to people if you fling them around

Not sure if late/interesting, some shots of the dragon statue in the CE: [quote] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/sgHCl.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/jY0yh.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Yrxv8.jpg[/IMG] [/quote]

well it looks cool, but still not $150 cool [img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-colbert.gif[/img]

[img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqg4yjOkFq1qd8x6ro1_500.jpg[/img] Also, argonians look fucking terrifying I like it

I just realised how far apart the eyes on the argonians appear to be. [editline]25th August 2011[/editline] It's like they've been squashed by a weight Tom & Jerry style.

The angle doesn't help on alot of those shots.

[QUOTE=killa101;31925631]Also, argonians look fucking terrifying[/QUOTE] The one with the blue fringe did it for me.

[QUOTE=killa101;31925631][img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqg4yjOkFq1qd8x6ro1_500.jpg[/img] [/QUOTE] STOP RIGHT THERE, TURIAN SCUM

[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;31920797]I personally don't like the chin spikes on Argonians. [editline]24th August 2011[/editline] Well, I don't like them being mandatory.[/QUOTE] They're the preset characters, it could be optional.

While I wanted to do a 'traditional' Nord, I think I'm convinced I need to make an Argonian.

[img]http://img805.imageshack.us/img805/121/unledtqz.png[/img] It's fucking walter from fallout 3 [img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lQwYEZa7Y0Q/TJJsMnQpQgI/AAAAAAAAACg/WdjtXp4mFAw/s1600/800px-Walter.jpg[/img]

'Cept the Manlier beard [editline]25th August 2011[/editline] Walter's ancestor from another universe.

I hope that the CE artbook will have some scantily clad [del]Khajiit[/del] Imperial women!

[QUOTE=red_pharoah;31919102][img]http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/3346/wooedelf.png[/img] Best wodd elf, any where, all the time[/QUOTE] Thankfully a barber shop opened up in Skyrim and all of the wood elves got rid of their fucking cone hair.

[QUOTE=Blally;31926163]Thankfully a barber shop opened up in Skyrim and all of the wood elves got rid of their fucking cone hair.[/QUOTE] looked more like whipped cream hair

[QUOTE=red_pharoah;31926186]looked more like whipped cream hair[/QUOTE] I honestly don't see how wood elves reproduce in Oblivion, every single male is a flaming homosexual

Honestly, I'm glad they gave Argonians an alternative to beards, considering hair wouldn't grow naturally on reptiles. And the fact that I can head bump a guy and impale him with my beard.

God if they add glass armor to Skyrim they'd better change the helmet, I don't want to run around in some damn bicycle helmet.

[QUOTE=ijyt;31925648]I just realised how far apart the eyes on the argonians appear to be. [editline]25th August 2011[/editline] It's like they've been squashed by a weight Tom & Jerry style.[/QUOTE] They're lizards. Lizards have side-set eyes because they rely on peripheral vision for hunting.

[QUOTE=IdiotStorm;31926410]I honestly don't see how wood elves reproduce in Oblivion, every single male is a flaming homosexual[/QUOTE] They form offspring by budding

[QUOTE=hypno-toad;31926486]They form offspring by budding[/QUOTE] No their Hair grows out and produces a fertile offspring [editline]25th August 2011[/editline] speaking of which I didn't see any female wood elfs (npc wise) in Oblivion.

[QUOTE=killa101;31925631][img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqg4yjOkFq1qd8x6ro1_500.jpg[/img] Also, argonians look fucking terrifying I like it[/QUOTE] Fucking gold What's the name of the font?

[QUOTE=red_pharoah;31926528]No their Hair grows out and produces a fertile offspring [editline]25th August 2011[/editline] speaking of which I didn't see any female wood elfs (npc wise) in Oblivion.[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure umbra was a wood elf

[QUOTE=IdiotStorm;31925559]well it looks cool, but still not $150 cool [img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-colbert.gif[/img][/QUOTE] The statue isn't $150. The game is what, 59.99? Then the CE comes with the Statue, Artbook, and DVD. So that's about 90 dollars spread across those 3 items, unless there are more I'm forgetting. Say the DVD is worth 15-20 dollars. And the book another 15-20. That's 30-40 dollars off the 90 which leaves us with 50-60 dollars to the statue. Learn to math.

[QUOTE=Jurikuer;31926689]The statue isn't $150. The game is what, 59.99? Then the CE comes with the Statue, Artbook, and DVD. So that's about 90 dollars spread across those 3 items, unless there are more I'm forgetting. Say the DVD is worth 15-20 dollars. And the book another 15-20. That's 30-40 dollars off the 90 which leaves us with 50-60 dollars to the statue. Learn to math.[/QUOTE] Still not worth it for the consumer.

[QUOTE=killa101;31925631][img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqg4yjOkFq1qd8x6ro1_500.jpg[/img] Also, argonians look fucking terrifying I like it[/QUOTE] Definitely remaking my first Argonian from OB. With feathers and maybe even horns.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/Vl93Z.jpg[/img] please don't be late please don't be late please don't be late

[QUOTE=An Armed Bear;31917411]EDIT: Oh who am I kidding have the bigger ones.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRnvalwBhy8[/media]

[QUOTE=Jurikuer;31926689]The statue isn't $150. The game is what, 59.99? Then the CE comes with the Statue, Artbook, and DVD. So that's about 90 dollars spread across those 3 items, unless there are more I'm forgetting. Say the DVD is worth 15-20 dollars. And the book another 15-20. That's 30-40 dollars off the 90 which leaves us with 50-60 dollars to the statue. Learn to math.[/QUOTE] [URL="http://multiplayerblog.mtv.com/2011/08/05/skyrim-collectors-edition-is-150-includes-a-dragon/"]http://multiplayerblog.mtv.com/2011/08/05/skyrim-collectors-edition-is-150-includes-a-dragon/[/URL] [QUOTE]The "Skyrim" collector's edition includes: PVC statue of the dragon, Alduin the World Eater: Russ' price – $50/39 Whopper Jr.'s 200-page, hardbound art book: Russ' price – $25/19 Whopper Jr.'s "Making of Skyrim" DVD: Russ' price – $10/8 Whopper Jr.'s "Skyrim" game disc: Actual Retail price – $60/47 Whopper Jr.'s[/QUOTE] That's what you're paying 150$ for. Don't ask why the hell it's also how many whopper Jr.'s it's worth.