The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!

[RainbowStalin]

Spare a coin so i can buy me children shoes?

THE EMPEROR MURDERED! RIGHT UNDER THE NOSES OF THE IMPERIAL GUARD!

[_maverick_]

[QUOTE=RainbowStalin;31933707]Spare a coin so i can buy me children shoes?
[/QUOTE]

oh those beggers.. i have never felt such joy killing people than i have with those fucks

"spare a coin for the infirm?" in weak nasally voice
[I]gives coin[/I]
"thank you kind lady/sir" said in posh aristocrat voice

[acds]

[QUOTE=DeathFrogg;31933299]So I've concluded that its possible to do the Gandalf hair and beard style.

[IMG]http://cache.thisorth.at/00000/00077/159.460x325.jpg[/IMG] ----------------------> [IMG]http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll198/DeathFrogg/the-elder-scrolls-v-skyrim-201108240234574071.jpg[/IMG]

Not only can we sword and staff, but we can hair and beard as well!

Imagine the awesomeness.[/QUOTE]

Fuck. Yes.

[mr apple]

[QUOTE=RainbowStalin;31933707]Spare a coin so i can buy me children shoes?

THE EMPEROR MURDERED! RIGHT UNDER THE NOSES OF THE IMPERIAL GUARD![/QUOTE]

How did I read that in the two seperate voices. :psyduck:

[Rats808]

I read the all-caps line in guard voice instead of aristocrat voice.
-shrug-

[RainbowStalin]

Isn't the guard voice the same as angry imperial citizen voice anyway?

Pretty sure there was 1 imperial male voice actor in oblivion.

[editline]25th August 2011[/editline]

Stop right there warrior scum. No one gets through this part of the city unmolested on my watch.

Your hard earned money is now forfiet, now pay me a fine or I'll beg some more.

"no"

THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD

[Aerkhan]

The faces look abit blocky...
0/10 Bethesda cancelling my 5 normal version pre-orders and 1 Collectors edition pre-order.

[_maverick_]

[QUOTE=Aerkhan;31935067]The faces look abit blocky...
0/10 Bethesda cancelling my 5 normal version pre-orders and 1 Collectors edition pre-order.[/QUOTE]

why not go the full hog and just sue them.

[sam2d2]

Oh man I'm going to GAMEfest next month and Bethesda just confirmed Skyrim will be playable there. Can't wait to mess around with the character editor to see if you can make horrible Oblivion tier monstrosities.

[Gilboron]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/hbw2W.png[/IMG]
Yes.

More of us should start playing Daggerfall again and clog up the thread with our stories to scare little children away.

[editline]25st August 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=sam2d2;31936115]Oh man I'm going to GAMEfest next month and Bethesda just confirmed Skyrim will be playable there. Can't wait to mess around with the character editor to see if you can make horrible Oblivion tier monstrosities.[/QUOTE]

Be sure to illegally tape everything!

[Kirbyfactor]

About time they made the Argonian and Khajit look cool

[aliendrone123]

[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1119946-Old-Republic-Skyrim-On-Same-Sex-Couples?p=31936433#post31936433[/url]

Same sex marriage/relationships confirmed for Skyrim.

[fear me]

[QUOTE=aliendrone123;31936534][url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1119946-Old-Republic-Skyrim-On-Same-Sex-Couples?p=31936433#post31936433[/url]

Same sex marriage/relationships confirmed for Skyrim.[/QUOTE]

Cool, Bethesda isn't homophobic.

I get the feeling that the average Call of Duty player will avoid this game like the plague now.

[red_pharoah]

[QUOTE=aliendrone123;31936534][url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1119946-Old-Republic-Skyrim-On-Same-Sex-Couples?p=31936433#post31936433[/url]

Same sex marriage/relationships confirmed for Skyrim.[/QUOTE]

Gonna try out a gay blond redguard after I'm done with nord and Argonian

[Whitesinner0]

Gone for a few days and 2000 posts! :3
what happened?

[Soul_Reaper2]

Everyone cancelled their pre-orders because necks are too pointy.

[HubmaN]

[QUOTE=benzi2k7;31921990]ain't nothin' in the world get Black Dynamite more mad than some jive ass dragon dealin' fire to the villages[/QUOTE]

I can see it now:

FUS DO RAAAHHHHHHH[i]-duh-boom DY-NO-MITE (dum dum) DY-NO-MITE[/i]

Oh god I just figured out my next machinima project - trailer recreation here we go.

[Aerkhan]

[QUOTE=aliendrone123;31936534][url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1119946-Old-Republic-Skyrim-On-Same-Sex-Couples?p=31936433#post31936433[/url]

Same sex marriage/relationships confirmed for Skyrim.[/QUOTE]

Oh boy, someone keep this game from the Nexus.

[Joxalot]

[QUOTE=aliendrone123;31936534][url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1119946-Old-Republic-Skyrim-On-Same-Sex-Couples?p=31936433#post31936433[/url]

Same sex marriage/relationships confirmed for Skyrim.[/QUOTE]
Fuck this shit forever.

Now since i'm a karma fag I bet a shitload of people in there will want to fuck me now.

[editline]25th August 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=SoUl_ReApEr2;31936952]Everyone cancelled their pre-orders because necks are too pointy.[/QUOTE]
Everyone repreordered cause gay relations confirmed

[NoMan]

[QUOTE=aliendrone123;31936534][url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1119946-Old-Republic-Skyrim-On-Same-Sex-Couples?p=31936433#post31936433[/url]

Same sex marriage/relationships confirmed for Skyrim.[/QUOTE]

So long as every man in the game doesn't try to hit on me, I'm ok with this.

[Col. Mandrake]

[QUOTE=NoMan;31937052]So long as every man in the game doesn't try to hit on me, I'm ok with this.[/QUOTE]
Because every homosexual man is a sex crazed nympho right?

[HubmaN]

[QUOTE=Col. Mandrake;31937077]Because every homosexual man is a sex crazed nympho right?[/QUOTE]

For that matter,

Because every TES NPC is a sex crazed nympho right?

[Joxalot]

[QUOTE=Col. Mandrake;31937077]Because every homosexual man is a sex crazed nympho right?[/QUOTE]
You say that cause you never was a full-good man in Fable.
EVEN THOU MY SCARYNESS MATTER WAS HIGH every single everything had the raging boners for me.
Problem is, they would run toward me to admire my sexy heroism and at the same time run away from me cause I was too fucking scary with all these black armors and tattoos.
So they kept running back and forth like fucking idiots around the city.

[fear me]

Well Fable's a load of shit so

[Joxalot]

Fable 1 was boss

[Aerkhan]

[QUOTE=fear me;31937157]Well Fable's a load of shit so[/QUOTE]

Take.
That.
Back.

[PhantomGamers]

[QUOTE=fear me;31937157]Well Fable's a load of shit so[/QUOTE]

Fable TWO was shit, Fable ONE was amazing though.

Fable THREE was just alright.

[Col. Mandrake]

Fable 1 was good. The other two not so much. This is all irrelevant, Skyrim will easily trump all three fables combined. Also, no shave November should be coupled with Skyrim's release. Full on viking beards forever.

[PhantomGamers]

[QUOTE=Col. Mandrake;31937257]Fable 1 was good. The other two not so much. This is all irrelevant, Skyrim will easily trump all three fables combined. Also, no shave November should be coupled with Skyrim's release. Full on viking beards forever.[/QUOTE]
I don't know if I can say Skyrim will trump Fable 1.

I sure hope so, but I can't picture anything topping F1, at least not for me.

[Zedicus Mann]

[url]http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2011-08-25-same-sex-marriage-in-skyrim[/url]
lul dis gaem is ghey!