The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!

[Rats808]

[QUOTE=Joxalot;31950022]Should be like on GTA [B]5[/B] where you can barely walk abnd your character tumbles down stairs, and cant drive for shit.

Riding your horse while drunk best fucking thing ever[/QUOTE]

Are you from the future? D:

[editline]26th August 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=Fingers!!!;31945548]The more anal stimulation the merrier.
What you don't know is that Dark Elves got tiny little barbs in their rectum.
Never search for "barbs anus" on google with safe search off.[/QUOTE]

it brings up pictures of the anus of a woman named Barb
I think you meant barbed*

[Joxalot]

5, 4, whatever, I still dont know why I think San Andreas was the forth one

[editline]26th August 2011[/editline]

If they really let you craft as costumize your armor and weapons like they said on all these interviews/podcast, one of the only if not the only mod i'll be downloading is for more parts to costumize them on.

[Inzalonus]

[QUOTE=Joxalot;31950273]5, 4, whatever, I still dont know why I think San Andreas was the forth one

[editline]26th August 2011[/editline]

If they really let you craft as costumize your armor and weapons like they said on all these interviews/podcast, one of the only if not the only mod i'll be downloading is for more parts to costumize them on.[/QUOTE]

You can mine to get ore, which you then smelt to get ingots, which you can then craft armor out of.......

inb4 minecraft crafting system mod

[hypno-toad]

I dont recall they said you could [I]customize[/I] your armor.

[Gez]

Some new game play videos would hit the spot right now.

[Joxalot]

[QUOTE=hypno-toad;31950540]I dont recall they said you could [I]customize[/I] your armor.[/QUOTE]
They mentioned it in that bigass podcast someone posted here recently

[DrasarSalman]

[QUOTE=Generic.Monk;31945925]I wonder if Skyrim will have toilets? Oblivion didn't have any but for some reason had sewers, and judging by the pristine streets I doubt everyone just craps out the window.[/QUOTE]

Fun fact: Sewers were invented during the industrial revolution. Steampunk FTW?

[Mr. Khorn]

That's something I never liked about certain gmes.

Illogical construction of buildings.

Some people say,hHaving no first-person feet breaks immersion, but to me, walking into a house/town/ancient ruins that don't make sense on how people could live, break it for me.

The Ayleid Ruins were cities of a sort. Yet in Oblivion they were just dungeons. Looked nothing like a place a race would live in.

If you get what I mean.

[_maverick_]

[QUOTE=Sgt. Khorn;31951176]
The Ayleid Ruins were cities of a sort. Yet in Oblivion they were just dungeons. Looked nothing like a place a race would live in.

If you get what I mean.[/QUOTE]

[B]THIS[/B] x1000

every single time i walked into one i ALWAYS thought that.
some even have those giant crushing spike things
HOW THE FUCK WOULD SOMEONE LIVE HERE

[Chekko]

[QUOTE=hypno-toad;31950540]I dont recall they said you could [I]customize[/I] your armor.[/QUOTE]

Facepunch logos everywhere. Even on my beard.

[ijyt]

[QUOTE=_Maverick_;31951205][B]THIS[/B] x1000

every single time i walked into one i ALWAYS thought that.
some even have those giant crushing spike things
HOW THE FUCK WOULD SOMEONE LIVE HERE[/QUOTE]

Ancient home security.

[_maverick_]

[QUOTE=ijyt;31951531]Ancient home security.[/QUOTE]

honey, i'm going out to fetch some more food

ok, watch out for the death crusher by the fr-
[B]ggGGGRRR-[/B] [B]SMASH[/B]

[ijyt]

[QUOTE=_Maverick_;31951547]honey, i'm going out to fetch some more food

ok, watch out for the death crusher by the fr-
[B]ggGGGRRR-[/B] [B]SMASH[/B][/QUOTE]

Well clearly they had a unique spell to disarm it. Like car keys.

[Joxalot]

Wow you bunch of sissies, I would totally LOVE to have crushing spike traps on my house. Also secret rooms and a lot of other shit that are fucking dangerous.

Also I cant see where these Aylieds ruins should be cities of a sort. They seem much more like tombs for their ancients, unless your town is on the underground, filled with sarcophagi and cerimonial tables and pots probably holding items once owned by the dead.

Also shitload of undead-related mobs.

Perhaps the traps were put there after certain time, when they have forseen their dawnfall so they added as much as they could to protect their secrets?

[editline]26th August 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=ijyt;31951561]Well clearly they had a unique spell to disarm it. Like car keys.[/QUOTE]
Also this, they probably had amulets that would work as IDs for the traps. If these ruins were place of confidential economical/religious/political matters, normal civilians would trigger the traps while those chosen for the meeting would bear these amulets and therefore be protected from them.

This sound like a pretty stupid way to secure stuff though.

[Olliestoes]

[img]http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/5149/2011082600001.jpg[/img]

For fucks sake, what have I downloaded this time.

[Cuel]

alyx

[_maverick_]

[QUOTE=Cuel;31952130]alyx[/QUOTE]

Slutty Alyx

[Jimbojib]

Could a GTX 460 se with 1gb memory run Skyrim?

[editline]26th August 2011[/editline]

Also this will be the first TES game I get if I get it

[_maverick_]

[QUOTE=Jimbojib;31952212]
Also this will be the first TES game I get if I get it[/QUOTE]

say what?

dude.. morrowind and oblivion..
there is still time. [B]PLAY THEM[/B]

[Missing User]

[QUOTE=Jimbojib;31952212]Could a GTX 460 se with 1gb memory run Skyrim?[/QUOTE]

It will unless they fuck the optimization up in that engine too.

[_maverick_]

[QUOTE=Jimbojib;31952212]Could a GTX 460 se with 1gb memory run Skyrim?
[/QUOTE]

Bigger is always better
but from the off set it sounds, capable

[Jimbojib]

I have played them.
just never got them

not that I pirated them, just played at friends - and over christmas once, but I have no idea who's laptop that was or how I came to be playing on it

[editline]26th August 2011[/editline]

@[QUOTE=_Maverick_;31952223]say what?

dude.. morrowind and oblivion..
there is still time. [B]PLAY THEM[/B][/QUOTE]

Also your avatar keeps switching between the pony one and the ultra marine one

[Nidhogg]

God I hope my GTX 260 can run this game. I have a GTX 460 SE, but....

[sp]doesn't fucking work with my motherboard[/sp]

[_maverick_]

[QUOTE=Jimbojib;31952233]I have played them.
just never got them

not that I pirated them, just played at friends - and over christmas once, but I have no idea who's laptop that was or how I came to be playing on it
[/QUOTE]

oh that's ok then

[QUOTE=Jimbojib;31952233]
Also your avatar keeps switching between the pony one and the ultra marine one[/QUOTE]

IT KEEPS HAPPENING BRO
(i really don't know what's causing it)

[Jimbojib]

everytime I refresh it changes, haha

[BenduOlo]

No idea if this was posted but:
ElderScrolls The Elder Scrolls
"We've got vampires in Skyrim. Confirmed @ripten http://bit.ly/pvVSvI"

[Jimbojib]

Twas posted already

[_maverick_]

[QUOTE=myng;31952306]No idea if this was posted but:
ElderScrolls The Elder Scrolls
"We've got vampires in Skyrim. Confirmed @ripten http://bit.ly/pvVSvI"[/QUOTE]

I've heard others say the same.

[Mon]

[QUOTE=_Maverick_;31952357]I've heard others say the same.[/QUOTE]

Heard any news from the other provinces?

[djjkxbox360]

Why are so many people asking if their PC will run the game when it runs on an Xbox 360?