The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!
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[QUOTE=hypno-toad;31994370]Trainers, use them. (trainers as in skill trainers, in towns)
There's a hump at the beginning of the game where you wont get any shit done without getting some training. so make some dosh and spend it on a few important skills.[/QUOTE]
I remember making shitloads of money just stealing shit from that one underground type city thing with all the rich people, good times
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;31994370]Trainers, use them. (trainers as in skill trainers, in towns)
There's a hump at the beginning of the game where you wont get any shit done without getting some training. so make some dosh and spend it on a few important skills.[/QUOTE]
That makes more sense. I've got about 100 gold right now from the quests I've done so far (I had more from loot but I sold it to get a decent set of armor.) Thanks!
[QUOTE=Stinkyarmpit;31994055]Something cool i just found out, unsure if you all know already. You can kill butterflies and mix them up into alchemy. If you get married they will make you meals every day.[/QUOTE]
The butterflies will make me meals? O_O
[QUOTE=Chekko;31989524]First time reading The Lusty Argonian Maid.
The horror. The thought of seeing an Argonian stroking your penis.[/QUOTE]
That tail lift.
cant wait to play as a big gay orc
GOTY all the years
[editline]29th August 2011[/editline]
also lol at that destructoid video I've never seen a full grown man be so excited over a video game before
[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;31990176]Blowjobs with lizard-like bifurcated tongue.
Ooooh my.[/QUOTE]
And sharp-ass teeth
[QUOTE=Mcpaddyquack;31995989]And sharp-ass teeth[/QUOTE]
way to ruin it
[QUOTE=Reflectent;31996017]way to ruin it[/QUOTE]
If you still want to have an argonian suck your penis and it get ripped off, look at this useful video.
1:50 is where the info is.
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To avoid losing your funstick you should just club the argonian's face off until the teeth comes out.
For me, I'd just keep hitting it, but you know, apparently everyone wanna stick their dicks on some overgrown newt's mouth.
I got everything to work, including Godrays, Liquid Water and such, and guess what? The annoying blur is still there aaaa
[t]http://i53.tinypic.com/142erft.jpg[/t]
Woops
I assume you have a radeon? If so, disable surface format optimization in CCC. If not, then just ignore this.
[QUOTE=Joxalot;31996855]To avoid losing your funstick you should just club the argonian's face off until the teeth comes out.
For me, I'd just keep hitting it, but you know, apparently everyone wanna stick their dicks on some overgrown newt's mouth.[/QUOTE]
mammoth hide condom.
[QUOTE=Stinkyarmpit;31994055]Something cool i just found out, unsure if you all know already. You can kill butterflies and mix them up into alchemy. If you get married they will make you meals every day. Fog and Aurora's, 100 spells, It's all in this interview.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3A6-MHunso[/media][/QUOTE]
- Butterflies, Fish, Rabbits, all that shit, mix 'em up and make potions
- Level cap is only a theoretical thing, when all skills are fully levelled that is when you stop levelling, there is no hard level cap explicitly preventing you from perfecting all skills (though I'm inclined to think there'll be enough perks in each tree that you can't unlock every perk of any one skill)
- Vampires confirmed, [i]again[/i]. "No comment on werewolves at this time."
- Yeah, you can marry anything. You wear an 'Amulet of Sexual Availability' or something to signal you're available, your spouse can come adventuring with you, and they'll cook you a meal every day.
- You won't be able to visit a barber or something to change your appearance mid-game
- Squidbears 'definitely a possibility'! [b][i]FUCK YEAH[/i][/b]
- Dwarven Ruins confirmed; yes, that was a centurion, there is apparently many types and they're a very high level enemy
- Dynamic clouds/weather, fog, auroras, shit like that, the snow we've seen too - mention of 'fog rolling down off the mountains'
- "Somebody got really mad because I killed his chicken with a mace." Just thought you should know.
i don't think the guy in the video has even played morrowind.. and maybe oblivion?
game journalism is awful.
[QUOTE=Weiss;31999002]'Amulet of Sexual Availability'.[/QUOTE]
A truly magical thing.
[QUOTE=DX_V;31999409]A truly magical thing.[/QUOTE]
I have one :smith:
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It doesn't work
'Amulet of Sexual Availability'
[img]http://i.imgur.com/jZFzh.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=DX_V;31999673]'Amulet of Sexual Availability'
[img]http://i.imgur.com/jZFzh.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
I will pay $20 for DLC that makes the amulet look like that.
There is probably mod for it
[QUOTE=Wnd;32000379]There is probably mod for it[/QUOTE]
Seeing as Skyrim isn't even out yet, I doubt it.
I wonder if mailing Bethesda a picture of a crudely drawn criature and me pointing a finger gun at it will make them send me a demo for the PC of Skyrim
Was that guy being chased by the horse on the end of the 2nd video?
Also god damn this flamethrower spell is fucking SWEET!
Too bad they didn't keep the spell creation, with all these new effects the whole customization thing would have so much more potential
[QUOTE=Joxalot;32001533]Was that guy being chased by the horse on the end of the 2nd video?
Also god damn this flamethrower spell is fucking SWEET!
Too bad they didn't keep the spell creation, with all these new effects the whole customization thing would have so much more potential[/QUOTE]
I didn't see a guy being chased by a horse, I saw a kid being chased by a dog, though.
Also, all the new effects and the fact that the spells can potentially be used in three different ways is, sadly, the very reason they had to drop spell creation.
After what I've seen I guess you get the flamethrower spell almost at the start. Dual flamethrower hands all the way!
[QUOTE=Weiss;31999002]- Butterflies, Fish, Rabbits, all that shit, mix 'em up and make potions
- Level cap is only a theoretical thing, when all skills are fully levelled that is when you stop levelling, there is no hard level cap explicitly preventing you from perfecting all skills (though I'm inclined to think there'll be enough perks in each tree that you can't unlock every perk of any one skill)
- Vampires confirmed, [i]again[/i]. "No comment on werewolves at this time."
- Yeah, you can marry anything. You wear an 'Amulet of Sexual Availability' or something to signal you're available, your spouse can come adventuring with you, and they'll cook you a meal every day.
- You won't be able to visit a barber or something to change your appearance mid-game
- Squidbears 'definitely a possibility'! [b][i]FUCK YEAH[/i][/b]
- Dwarven Ruins confirmed; yes, that was a centurion, there is apparently many types and they're a very high level enemy
- Dynamic clouds/weather, fog, auroras, shit like that, the snow we've seen too - mention of 'fog rolling down off the mountains'
- "Somebody got really mad because I killed his chicken with a mace." Just thought you should know.[/QUOTE]
So if I have 100 in Speechcraft, and I raised all the towns people's dispositions to 100, and then put on the Amulet, with all of them run up to me and propose?
[QUOTE=ClarkWasHere;32001933]So if I have 100 in Speechcraft, and I raised all the towns people's dispositions to 100, and then put on the Amulet, with all of them run up to me and propose?[/QUOTE]
They will run up to you and hump you like little premature dogs.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOwpg5jYnF4[/media]
Best version so far.
Guys...
"Cooter"
"vajayjay"
"Funstick"
"roundbublles"
Guys what the hell
[QUOTE=Frozen;32002175][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOwpg5jYnF4[/media]
Best version so far.[/QUOTE]
This one is better, imo.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnMudMVD4-U&feature=channel_video_title[/media]
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