The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!
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[QUOTE=proch;32002209]Guys...
"Cooter"
"vajayjay"
"Funstick"
"roundbublles"
Guys what the hell[/QUOTE][url=http://xkcd.com/919/]Obligatory[/url].
Just gonna stalk NPCs all the time, when I get bored, and see what happens, or help stop a criminal to gain to some rep from guards, just hope they attack me after.
First thing gon' do, fuck up my reputation in one area, become wanted etc, so that later missions in that area are even harder
[QUOTE=Weiss;31999002]- Butterflies, Fish, Rabbits, all that shit, mix 'em up and make potions
- Level cap is only a theoretical thing, when all skills are fully levelled that is when you stop levelling, there is no hard level cap explicitly preventing you from perfecting all skills (though I'm inclined to think there'll be enough perks in each tree that you can't unlock every perk of any one skill)
- Vampires confirmed, [i]again[/i]. "No comment on werewolves at this time."
[b]- Yeah, you can marry anything. You wear an 'Amulet of Sexual Availability' or something to signal you're available, your spouse can come adventuring with you, and they'll cook you a meal every day.[/b]
- You won't be able to visit a barber or something to change your appearance mid-game
- Squidbears 'definitely a possibility'! [b][i]FUCK YEAH[/i][/b]
- Dwarven Ruins confirmed; yes, that was a centurion, there is apparently many types and they're a very high level enemy
- Dynamic clouds/weather, fog, auroras, shit like that, the snow we've seen too - mention of 'fog rolling down off the mountains'
- "Somebody got really mad because I killed his chicken with a mace." Just thought you should know.[/QUOTE]
I hope those mudcrabs are good cooks.
[QUOTE=Weiss;31999002]- Butterflies, Fish, Rabbits, all that shit, mix 'em up and make potions
- Level cap is only a theoretical thing, when all skills are fully levelled that is when you stop levelling, there is no hard level cap explicitly preventing you from perfecting all skills (though I'm inclined to think there'll be enough perks in each tree that you can't unlock every perk of any one skill)
- Vampires confirmed, [i]again[/i]. "No comment on werewolves at this time."
- Yeah, you can marry anything. You wear an 'Amulet of Sexual Availability' or something to signal you're available, your spouse can come adventuring with you, and they'll cook you a meal every day.
[b]- You won't be able to visit a barber or something to change your appearance mid-game[/b]
- Squidbears 'definitely a possibility'! [b][i]FUCK YEAH[/i][/b]
- Dwarven Ruins confirmed; yes, that was a centurion, there is apparently many types and they're a very high level enemy
- Dynamic clouds/weather, fog, auroras, shit like that, the snow we've seen too - mention of 'fog rolling down off the mountains'
- "Somebody got really mad because I killed his chicken with a mace." Just thought you should know.[/QUOTE]
[b][i]Fuq[/i][/b].
Well it'll be funny because modders, like the sickfucks they are would make us marry mudcrabs. I hope there's some death crawlers too, as a easter egg from fallout 3. (No, I don't mean to make them get married to you).
When I get skyrim and when that mod where you summon monsters and shit, I want a vampire vs werewolves war, inb lag. And see who really does win in Underworld.
[QUOTE=Joxalot;32002692]I hope I can marry my hammer.[/QUOTE]
Jokes about marrying weapons makes me want to make axe/hammer jokes.
It will hammer you every night :v:
[QUOTE=Noobmaster;32002673]Well it'll be funny because modders, like the sickfucks they are would make us marry mudcrabs. I hope there's some death crawlers too, as a easter egg from fallout 3. (No, I don't mean to make them get married to you).
When I get skyrim and when that mod where you summon monsters and shit, I want a vampire vs werewolves war, inb lag. And see who really does win in Underworld.[/QUOTE]
One of the shouts lets your summon stuff, the guy said it in the most recent video, you can get stuff from oblivion and other creatures to fight by your side
oh man was anyone as excited as me when seeing the fire spells set grass and trees on fire? inb4 mod that allows forest fires!
[QUOTE=Jimbojib;32002813]One of the shouts lets your summon stuff, the guy said it in the most recent video, you can get stuff from oblivion and other creatures to fight by your side[/QUOTE]
I think I heard about a 'call dragon' shout somewhere... I love the fact that some staffs can summon things. I'll be shooting ghost wolves everywhere! :v:
[QUOTE=Noobmaster;32002673]When I get skyrim and when that mod where you summon monsters and shit, I want a vampire vs werewolves war, inb lag. And see who really does win in Underworld.[/QUOTE]
You can only summon 2 monsters at once I think. Spells will work different in Skyrim. instead of just casting it and getting a buff/debuff/etc for X amount of time, you have to hold the button used for the spell. An example was in the demo with the healing spell, through the circle of protection and the ice rune actually lasted without Todd using it.
I would totally clarify in my post that 'anything' refers to 'any race/gender'. Totally.
[i]Totally[/i]. [sp]haha just kidding[/sp]
[QUOTE=Weiss;32002956] [sp]haha just kidding[/sp][/QUOTE]
Yeah right
[QUOTE=Joxalot;32002692]I hope I can marry my hammer.[/QUOTE]
AND MY AXE!
[QUOTE=Stinkyarmpit;31994055]Something cool i just found out, unsure if you all know already. You can kill butterflies and mix them up into alchemy. If you get married they will make you meals every day. Fog and Aurora's, 100 spells, It's all in this interview.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3A6-MHunso[/media][/QUOTE]
Now I just imagine some hulking Orc dovahkiin with a massive claymore or battleaxe cleaving butterflies in two.
[QUOTE=Stinkyarmpit;31994055]Something cool i just found out, unsure if you all know already. You can kill butterflies and mix them up into alchemy. If you get married they will make you meals every day. Fog and Aurora's, 100 spells, It's all in this interview.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3A6-MHunso[/media][/QUOTE]
Well shit, I was right guys. Centurions are BACK.
I want to pre-order this and be safe knowing I'll have it soon (ish) but I dunno if I can run it.
Arrrgh, first world problems
I remember seeing a making of Skyrim trailer or something a few months back that had a Centurion in a modeling program. Thought they were confirmed forever ago.
Damnit I thought your post was loading a picture but it was just your avatar, but wasn't there a picture closer to the announcement?
[img]http://skyrimguild.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/dwarven_sphere.png[/img]
Found it. I'm still REALLY happy the Dwemer are back in the game.
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It's nice to hear an actual announcement though, kind of like Diagonal running animations.
[QUOTE=Noobmaster;32003877]AND MY AXE![/QUOTE]
Listen... when the guy says he'd like to marry a hammer so he can get hammered every night the joke works.
It doesn't really with the axe :v:
Apparently he likes to have an edgy companion
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The day he axe her out will be glorious
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Axe girlfriends are expert when dealing with morning woods if you know what I mean.
[QUOTE=Joxalot;32004546]Apparently he likes to have an edgy companion
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The day he axe her out will be glorious
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Axe girlfriends are expert when dealing with morning woods if you know what I mean.[/QUOTE]
Please stop.
And thats why you shouldnt marry an axe
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[QUOTE=No Party Hats;32004203][img]http://skyrimguild.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/dwarven_sphere.png[/img]
Found it. I'm still REALLY happy the Dwemer are back in the game.
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It's nice to hear an actual announcement though, kind of like Diagonal running animations.[/QUOTE]
By the nine, what are those?!
Dwemer Centurions, they were in Morrowind.
They are basically high level mechanical monsters that roll around in a ball, but once they get sight on a target, they emerge from their orb and start fucking your day up. Allegedly, there are several new types now as well.
And if I can recall correctly, when they emerge from the orb, they use the top part of it as the shield, then attack with a sword in the other open "arm".
Suddenly, INFO!
[url]http://forums.bethsoft.com/index.php?/topic/1225741-new-nerd-trek-qa-released/[/url]
Dem Pickpocketing perks
Dem Marriage mechanics
Dem Smiting perks
Dem Guildmaster missions
Awww, yeah.
No bananas though :(
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