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Why do most of the characters have Jay Leno chins? [img]http://images.wikia.com/iceage/images/c/c8/245px-JayLeno.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Carne;32020464]Why do most of the characters have Jay Leno chins? [img]http://images.wikia.com/iceage/images/c/c8/245px-JayLeno.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] It's a minor skill. Or attribute, I don't know.

[QUOTE=Fingers!!!;32020499]It's a minor skill. Or attribute, I don't know.[/QUOTE] It's a perk. Decreases damage taken by punches in the face [editline]30th August 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Harmen Licht;32019593][IMG]http://pcmedia.gamespy.com/pc/image/object/093/093395/skyrim_nord_faces.jpg[/IMG] Yes.[/QUOTE] I think I'll do a fucking nord now, holy shit that facepaint is INCREDIBLE

[QUOTE=_Maverick_;32020145]!MESSAGE APPEARS! :v: [code]Use the mouse to look around. you can use the W and S keys to move forwards and backwards[/code][/QUOTE] "hmm.. pale skin. snotty expression? your a breton. masters of magicka right? Humf, nothing but a bunch of stuck-up snobs with cheap parlour tricks." "Go ahead, try your magicka in here, lets see your make those bars disappear. No? What's the matter? Not so powerful now are you breton" "Your not leaving here till they throw your body in the lake oh, that's right. your going to die in here breton, your going to die!" "hey you hear that? the guards are coming. FOR YOU HEHEHEHAHAHA!"

[QUOTE=_Maverick_;32020570]"hmm.. pale skin. snotty expression? your a breton. masters of magicka right? Humf, nothing but a bunch of stuck-up snobs with cheap parlour tricks." "Go ahead, try your magicka in here, lets see your make those bars disappear. No? What's the matter? Not so powerful now are you breton" "Your not leaving here till they throw your body in the lake oh, that's right. your going to die in here breton, your going to die!" "hey you hear that? the guards are coming. FOR YOU HEHEHEHAHAHA!"[/QUOTE] "Would you look at that, A WOOD ELF. You're going to love it in here, I assume the other inmates will just love you too! HEAHAHAHHAAHAH! Too bad you're not staying for very long! HAAHHAHAAHAHAH!" [editline]30th August 2011[/editline] We need more racial slurs in TES. It would make it very fitting.

the 5th nord from the left to the right looks like schwarzenegger.

I loved being racially discriminated as a Khajiit, made the game a lot more immersive for me.

[QUOTE=_Maverick_;32020145]!MESSAGE APPEARS! :v: [code]Use the mouse to look around. you can use the W and S keys to move forwards and backwards[/code][/QUOTE] It is at least better than that the first guy you meet say "Hey! You there! Did you know you can use your mouse to look around and use the W and S keys to move forward and backward?" or God painting controllers on the walls.

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;32020788]It is at least better than that the first guy you meet say "Hey! You there! Did you know you can use your mouse to look around and use the W and S keys to move forward and backward?" or God painting controllers on the walls.[/QUOTE] yeah. but.. who doesn't know that.. infact the first thing i do when starting a new game is check what the controls are in the options and manuals

[QUOTE=Fingers!!!;32020778]I loved being racially discriminated as a Khajiit, made the game a lot more immersive for me.[/QUOTE] The Khajiit are a pretty boring race imo, and almost everything related to them are also boring. Cept for the part you [sp]fake the end of the world and make the burning dogs rain down on that village[/sp]

[QUOTE=_Maverick_;32020832]yeah. but.. who doesn't know that.. infact the first thing i do when starting a new game is check what the controls are in the options and manuals[/QUOTE] Some people actually doesn't do that and I like getting reminded of what controls is used to do miscellaneous actions that is only in some games.

[QUOTE=_Maverick_;32020832]yeah. but.. who doesn't know that.. infact the first thing i do when starting a new game is check what the controls are in the options and manuals[/QUOTE] Nowadays everyone has the mental capacity to figure out the control by themselves, so explaining controls to the player in the middle of the game is ALMOST just waste of coding and time.

[QUOTE=Joxalot;32020895]Nowadays everyone has the mental capacity to figure out the control by themselves, so explaining controls to the player in the middle of the game is ALMOST just waste of coding and time.[/QUOTE] When I first played oblivion, I almost freaked out when I kept pressing space and my character wouldn't jump :v: thought it was a faulty keyboard

I hope race abilities are more useful this time around. The wood elf command creature and Dark Elf guardian were pretty useless after a few levels.

[QUOTE=tommo400;32021120]I hope race abilities are more useful this time around. The wood elf command creature and Dark Elf guardian were pretty useless after a few levels.[/QUOTE] i just hope that they have fixed or gotten rid of the dibble piss star signs because in oblivion the lady, 10 points to willpower or somesuch. THAT DID FUCK ALL

[QUOTE=_Maverick_;32021160]i just hope that they have fixed or gotten rid of the dibble piss star signs because in oblivion the lady, 10 points to willpower or somesuch. THAT DID FUCK ALL[/QUOTE] If I recall correctly from one of the gameplay demos you have to find a "birth stone" or something instead of choosing a sign from the beginning. And they either give bonuses to combat, magic, or stealth.

[QUOTE=tommo400;32021197]If I recall correctly from one of the gameplay demos you have to find a "birth stone" or something instead of choosing a sign from the beginning. And they either give bonuses to combat, magic, or stealth.[/QUOTE] oh yeah.. yeah thats better

[QUOTE=tommo400;32021120]I hope race abilities are more useful this time around. The wood elf command creature and Dark Elf guardian were pretty useless after a few levels.[/QUOTE] Race abilities should increase with the character's level.

[QUOTE=Joxalot;32021214]Race abilities should increase with the character's level.[/QUOTE] So at level 2 Argonians will deflect poison on the enemy?

Skyrim better include display cases for our houses. I need a place to store my dead maid and adoring fan.

[QUOTE=Jmir 54;32021573]Skyrim better include display cases for our houses. I need a place to store my dead maid and adoring fan.[/QUOTE] Then, all your items get stolen and some of them are given to you as "dropped" goods. :v:

I want the adoring fan in the game just so I could drop him from the top of High Hrothgar stairs.

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;32021608]Then, all your items get stolen and some of them are given to you as "dropped" goods. :v:[/QUOTE] One thing I hope doesn't happen, if I'm over encumbered and decide to drop some useless junk in the street, I don't want some twerpy little kid coming and giving it back to me. I don't mind if the peasants want to fight to the death over it though

[QUOTE=tommo400;32021630]One thing I hope doesn't happen, if I'm over encumbered and decide to drop some useless junk in the street, I don't want some twerpy little kid coming and giving it back to me.[/QUOTE] Well, you'll either have to sell it or drop it somewhere nobody can find it. [QUOTE=Harmen Licht;32021628]I want the adoring fan in the game just so I could drop him from the top of High Hrothgar stairs.[/QUOTE] Player: "Stay here" Adoring fan: "Here? Why not right ther..." Player: "FOS DOH RAAAH"

[QUOTE=Joxalot;32020895]Nowadays everyone has the mental capacity to figure out the control by themselves, so explaining controls to the player in the middle of the game is ALMOST just waste of coding and time.[/QUOTE] Every game is someone's first.

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;32021682]Well, you'll either have to sell it or drop it somewhere nobody can find it. [/QUOTE] *Drop rusty sword into deep pool full of slaughterfish in a cave full of zombies and skeletons* Few hours later. *Villager runs up, covered in blood, missing one arm and soaking wet.* "Hey....you.....dropped...this..."*dies*

[QUOTE=tommo400;32021630]One thing I hope doesn't happen, if I'm over encumbered and decide to drop some useless junk in the street, I don't want some twerpy little kid coming and giving it back to me. I don't mind if the peasants want to fight to the death over it though[/QUOTE] *drop shears and a tankard* *civil war* [editline]30th August 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Mr Shadyface;32021775]*Drop rusty sword into deep pool full of slaughterfish in a cave full of zombies and skeletons* Few hours later. *Villager runs up, covered in blood, missing one arm and soaking wet.* "Hey....you.....dropped...this..."*dies*[/QUOTE] *Followed by 2 kids that start fighting over the dead villager's corpse*

[QUOTE=Mr Shadyface;32021775]*Drop rusty sword into deep pool full of slaughterfish in a cave full of zombies and skeletons* Few hours later. *Villager runs up, covered in blood, missing one arm and soaking wet.* "Hey....you.....dropped...this..."*dies*[/QUOTE] Would be better if a lot of people fought over it. Great entertainment!

[QUOTE=Mr Shadyface;32021775]*Drop rusty sword into deep pool full of slaughterfish in a cave full of zombies and skeletons* Few hours later. *Villager runs up, covered in blood, missing one arm and soaking wet.* "Hey....you.....dropped...this..."*dies*[/QUOTE] Turns out it wasn't even your sword

[QUOTE=Mr Shadyface;32021775]*Drop rusty sword into deep pool full of slaughterfish in a cave full of zombies and skeletons* Few hours later. *Villager runs up, covered in blood, missing one arm and soaking wet.* "Hey....you.....dropped...this..."*dies*[/QUOTE] He just loves you that much.

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