The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!

[Mcpaddyquack]

[QUOTE=Fish_poke;32049761]A toast to Mcpaddyquack for saying what everyone is thinking![/QUOTE]

Does this mean I'm cool now?

[Fish Poke]

[QUOTE=Mcpaddyquack;32050115]Does this mean I'm cool now?[/QUOTE]
no it just means that you said something that people agree with.
i still hate you.
[sp]j/k i love you man (no homo)[/sp]

[Mcpaddyquack]

[QUOTE=Fish_poke;32050197]no it just means that you said something that people agree with.
i still hate you.
j/k i love you man (no homo)[/QUOTE]

Don't try to hide your lovin from me we're all friends here.

[Fish Poke]

[QUOTE=Mcpaddyquack;32050225]Don't try to hide your lovin from me we're all friends here.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/99596/NO%20HOMO.png[/img]

this is silly. BACK TO SKYRIM TALK.

[Mcpaddyquack]

[QUOTE=Fish_poke;32050318][img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/99596/NO%20HOMO.png[/img]

this is silly. BACK TO SKYRIM TALK.[/QUOTE]

I kind of like where this conversation is going.

[Fish Poke]

SO, how about them Khajiit?

[Mcpaddyquack]

[QUOTE=Fish_poke;32050469]SO, how about them Khajiit?[/QUOTE]

They look like cats now.

[Joxalot]

[QUOTE=HubmaN;32042569]Well, aren't you a load of fun.[/QUOTE]

Fun Police, no fun allowed here, BOI
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/nofunallowed.jpg[/img]

[Mcpaddyquack]

[URL="http://www.gamebandits.com/news/the-elder-scrolls-5-skyrim-weapon-and-armor-degradation-eliminated-14061/"]http://www.gamebandits.com/news/the-elder-scrolls-5-skyrim-weapon-and-armor-degradation-eliminated-14061/[/URL]

What's armorer going to be used for now?

[ClarkWasHere]

[QUOTE=Mcpaddyquack;32050529][URL="http://www.gamebandits.com/news/the-elder-scrolls-5-skyrim-weapon-and-armor-degradation-eliminated-14061/"]http://www.gamebandits.com/news/the-elder-scrolls-5-skyrim-weapon-and-armor-degradation-eliminated-14061/[/URL]

What's armorer going to be used for now?[/QUOTE]

Making and enchanting armour.

[Mcpaddyquack]

[QUOTE=Joxalot;32050508]Fun Police, no fun allowed here, BOI
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/nofunallowed.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

[img]http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/7748/policeh.jpg[/img]

Well guys, looks like we're not allowed to have fun while we play Oblivion anymore.

[MrCasual]

I got banned from /v/ because they think I'm using a bot to automate posts for 14 days. I should probably post in this thread anyway, 4chan isn't exactly civil in Skyrim threads, and they're always filled with butthurt Morrowind fanboys. No offense Morrowind fans, but you knew levitation wouldn't make a come back, and with good reason.

I preordered this as soon as it became available on Steam. Every single day I see something cooler and cooler that makes me wish 11/11/11 would get here sooner.

Also, I heard you can summon dragons. I want to punch a guard or something and then summon a dragon to see what happens.

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v327/magicemperor2000/RobSchneiderisattackedbyaDragon.jpg[/IMG]

[Chilean_Wolf]

So, do you guys know the [url=http://www.tesnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=29942]Ultimate 3rd Person Camera[/url] mod?

Turns out that when using it, people don't look at your character, but instead, at the camera:
[t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/541778247871232198/C122B6E44052BD49C17EB1905FDB9D35574496C8/[/t]

It's uncanny as fuck.

[MrCasual]

I'm sure this is old news to most of you guys, but I just found out that you can have fun with "hundreds" of NPCs from that article from a few days ago. Finally, I can re-enact the Lusty Argonian Maid!

Also, that last thief perk sounds funny as hell. You'll be able to strip everyone naked! I also hope NPCs react to nudity this time. In Morrowind if you were running around in your underwear most NPCs got angry and told you to put some clothes on.

EDIT:

Also, I saw that video that confirmed there are no RGB sliders. Honestly it doesn't bother me.

There were a TON of things about Oblivions skin tone and RGB sliders that were just plain weird. Let me find an example. Ah, here we go.

It was SCARILY EASY to make a Redguard look like this:

[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_yGfh-XW7chQ/TQ6UBqilyVI/AAAAAAAACXQ/vC2ARRgQp2M/s1600/ronald-mcdonald.jpg[/img]

Also, the RGB slider made it so people could make anime characters. This isn't Lucky Star. Its Elder Scrolls

And yes I'm aware that D&D might have oddly colored hairs, there will be a hair mod probably on the first few days so you can make whatever you want.

[TheFrisk]

[QUOTE=Chilean_Wolf;32051303]So, do you guys know the [url=http://www.tesnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=29942]Ultimate 3rd Person Camera[/url] mod?

Turns out that when using it, people don't look at your character, but instead, at the camera:
[t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/541778247871232198/C122B6E44052BD49C17EB1905FDB9D35574496C8/[/t]

It's uncanny as fuck.[/QUOTE]
They're looking at YOU, not the camera.

[silentjubjub]

Well I've been putting off preordering this for a long ass time but I found a $50 walmart gift card that I won at my post-graduation party last year so...

However,

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/iYZwz.png[/IMG]

[editline]31st August 2011[/editline]

Whatever. :C

[Fingers!!!]

[QUOTE=Frisk;32051544]They're looking at YOU, not the camera.[/QUOTE]
Maybe you're another person who's following the hero around, and the guards are all like: "good god why is he following him?"

[MadPro119]

[QUOTE=silentjubjub;32051641]Well I've been putting off preordering this for a long ass time but I found a $50 walmart gift card that I won at my post-graduation party last year so...

However,

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/iYZwz.png[/IMG]

[editline]31st August 2011[/editline]

Whatever. :C[/QUOTE]

You still pay the handling fee even though its free shipping.

[Joxalot]

[QUOTE=MrCasual;32051174]I got banned from /v/ because they think I'm using a bot to automate posts for 14 days. I should probably post in this thread anyway, 4chan isn't exactly civil in Skyrim threads, and they're always filled with butthurt Morrowind fanboys. No offense Morrowind fans, but you knew levitation wouldn't make a come back, and with good reason.

I preordered this as soon as it became available on Steam. Every single day I see something cooler and cooler that makes me wish 11/11/11 would get here sooner.

Also, I heard you can summon dragons. I want to punch a guard or something and then summon a dragon to see what happens.

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v327/magicemperor2000/RobSchneiderisattackedbyaDragon.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Dragon shows up, suddently you hear a horse coming from the hills.

Imperial Guard comes, jump from the saddle and intercepts the dragon.
"STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!!!"
The dragon stops and turn to the guard
The guard replies "Too bad, I was hoping you would resist arrest!"

[editline]1st September 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=Mcpaddyquack;32050529][URL="http://www.gamebandits.com/news/the-elder-scrolls-5-skyrim-weapon-and-armor-degradation-eliminated-14061/"]http://www.gamebandits.com/news/the-elder-scrolls-5-skyrim-weapon-and-armor-degradation-eliminated-14061/[/URL]

What's armorer going to be used for now?[/QUOTE]

What is even this bullshit?

[silentjubjub]

[QUOTE=MadPro119;32051686]You still pay the handling fee even though its free shipping.[/QUOTE]

Oh. Haha, didn't think about that.

It should read as "handling cost" then. :P

[Fingers!!!]

[QUOTE=Atlascore;32051725]Learn how to read bro, that's him standing next to the guard, he's using a third-person mod.[/QUOTE]
What he meant is real life you.
I guess.

[Chilean_Wolf]

Yeah, he's looking through the SCREEN, at ME, stealing my SOULS.

[TheFrisk]

[QUOTE=Fingers!!!;32051772]What he meant is real life you.
I guess.[/QUOTE]
He got it.

[Xenomoose]

[QUOTE=Mcpaddyquack;32050529][URL="http://www.gamebandits.com/news/the-elder-scrolls-5-skyrim-weapon-and-armor-degradation-eliminated-14061/"]http://www.gamebandits.com/news/the-elder-scrolls-5-skyrim-weapon-and-armor-degradation-eliminated-14061/[/URL]

What's armorer going to be used for now?[/QUOTE]

Damn. I liked having to repair my items in the field.

[Mvwill]

This game actually looks like it will be good on it's own. Just imagine how good it will be with mods! I can't wait!

[LeeMelvin]

Ugh, I hate going into dungeons in Daggerfall. It takes me an hour to find my way out and the map is a bitch to use.

[Inzalonus]

what why would they get rid of weapon/armor degradation? no role play allowed :(

[Stud Muffin]

[QUOTE=Inzalonus;32054822]what why would they get rid of weapon/armor degradation? no role play allowed :([/QUOTE]

Because it was stupid. Plus it was corny as fuck the way they did it in Oblivion where it just plays a little sound and your shit is restored... It didn't even change appearance... lame.

I'm glad they removed that shit.

[Nefarious]

[QUOTE=Stud Muffin;32054876]Because it was stupid. Plus it was corny as fuck the way they did it in Oblivion where it just plays a little sound and your shit is restored... It didn't even change appearance... lame.

I'm glad they removed that shit.[/QUOTE]

In real life, armors and weapons get damaged during combat.
I would have been happier if they included some more realistic repair system, now this is just dumb.

[Stizzles]

[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;32055166]In real life, armors and weapons get damaged during combat.[/QUOTE]
Yeah but when they do it in games, it tends to just get annoying. Like in Oblivion, Fallout 3/NV and Far Cry 2, they break so fast it's not really very realistic anymore, it's just stupid.
I mean, the weapons break as if they were cheap toys.