The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!

[Jimbojib]

I really really really want thisss gaaaame.

This will probably one of the few games that I spend a lot of time wondering around, I hate it when I just complete a game too quickly, the experience is ruined, but I shall try very hard with this game, not to do that.

I shall probably fail, however.

[Str4fe]

[QUOTE=Akuma_lektro;32079903]nah, lets just skip this part[/QUOTE]

And this was the story of Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing.

[Jimbojib]

and every minecraft update ever

[lektro]

[QUOTE=Jimbojib;32080383]and every minecraft update ever[/QUOTE]
but that's why it's in beta, you are the testers

[Jimbojib]

I was more thinking about how bugs are created with each update, and why there is nearly always an update of an update, if not three.

Anyway, in Skyrim, earlier there was a discussion about who you could kill, and who you could not kill, surely there must be a point where you can no longer kill someone, because they are a quest giver and they've ran out, because you've killed everyone.

[Pretty Obscure]

Everybody seems to misconceiving this quest deal. There are still essential NPC's, for main quests and what not. (Plus all children)

This whole deal where if you kill a quest giver his relative or something may instead give you the quest, this is for side quests. Unimportant quests.

You could kill side quest givers in Oblivion too, but you would lose the ability to complete the quest. They changed it so now if you kill a side quest giver you're still able to do the quest.

[Str4fe]

[QUOTE=Jimbojib;32080491]I was more thinking about how bugs are created with each update, and why there is nearly always an update of an update, if not three.

Anyway, in Skyrim, earlier there was a discussion about who you could kill, and who you could not kill, surely there must be a point where you can no longer kill someone, because they are a quest giver and they've ran out, because you've killed everyone.[/QUOTE]

My guess would be: Game over [loading last save game]

[Jimbojib]

I gettit now, I gettit

[benzi2k7]

[QUOTE=Akuma_lektro;32080395]but that's why it's in beta, you are the testers[/QUOTE]there is practically no bug reporting or support system in place

[Pretty Obscure]

[QUOTE=Str4fe;32080749]My guess would be: Game over [loading last save game][/QUOTE]

That actually would be cool, in my opinion.

I'd love to see no essentials at all, and just have it be like Morrowind.

"With this persons death you have brought doom to this world, reload a saved game or live in the doomed world you created."

[editline]poop[/editline]

(Why is everybody rating this funny? I am absolutely serious.)

[Arid]

[QUOTE=benzi2k7;32080853]there is practically no bug reporting or support system in place[/QUOTE]

Because they already know the bugs before they release it :v:

[ardosos]

[QUOTE=benzi2k7;32080853]there is practically no bug reporting or support system in place[/QUOTE]

There is, it's just hilariously small scale considering the number of minecraft players.

[DrasarSalman]

I liked fallouts system on killing vital NPCs, if the NPC is dead, you need to find the place you are looking for yourself.

[Mcpaddyquack]

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;32081721]I liked fallouts system on killing vital NPCs, if the NPC is dead, you need to find the place you are looking for yourself.[/QUOTE]

That sounds fun.

[Zoran]

Downloaded a mod that makes guards not so fucking psychic .

Excellent..

Hey, everyone I want to make a second character, but if I use the save button it'll still count as the saves from my original, a little help here?

[aliendrone123]

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;32077750]I hope you can write books and notes in Skyrim, it will not be that useful, but you'll at least remember stuff better and it would make quills useful.[/QUOTE]
YES. I always thought it would be great if having a quill and an inkwell would allow you to write on a blank sheet of paper. Just one of those little things I would like in the game.

[Trooper-Guy1]

[QUOTE=aliendrone123;32083231]YES. I always thought it would be great if having a quill and an inkwell would allow you to write on a blank sheet of paper. Just one of those little things I would like in the game.[/QUOTE]

And being able to draw genitals on said paper and then give them to neighbors or kids.

[RainbowStalin]

[QUOTE=Trooper-guy1;32083293]And being able to draw genitals on said paper and then give them to neighbors or kids.[/QUOTE]

Or more likely people use it to write down their creepy erotic fanfictions involving the argonian blacksmith in town.

[erazor]

is this the game mojang is making

[PhantomGamers]

[QUOTE=erazor;32084134]is this the game mojang is making[/QUOTE]

i think so, so excited for release.

[thrawn2787]

[QUOTE=erazor;32084134]is this the game mojang is making[/QUOTE]

No mojang is making the next one, New Morrowind

[DX_V]

[thumb]http://i.imgur.com/siUGd.jpg[/thumb]

[aliendrone123]

[QUOTE=DX_V;32086971][thumb]http://i.imgur.com/siUGd.jpg[/thumb][/QUOTE]
Oh cool.

[Stud Muffin]

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;32075738]I don't think the PC version is done yet, or else Bethesda wouldn't show off all the xbox crap.[/quote]

All of you PC fanboys are acting insecure about this shit. Bethesda doesn't give a shit what they show because it's all fucking awesome.
Don't even try to pull that "Oh well they would OBVIOUSLY show the PC footage.. But they aren't because it MUST not be finished." And it sounds stupid because you have no clue what you are talking about.

Look, I bet you the PC version is equal to or greater than, in terms of completion, the Xbox.
They're probably going to knock your fucking shit out of the water with the features they already have in there with the PC.

The simple fact is that Todd likes playing it on the Xbox... And we have only seen footage of his dumb ass playing. He said it himself multiple times, he likes the Xbox and couldn't give two shits because he just doesn't give a fuck. So that is what we are going to see. I mean, hey, sorry for the tough loving but I'm just telling it like it is.

[editline]3rd September 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=Smashman;32075927]Wrong. They almost definitely make it for PC first and then port it to Xbox, it's just easier to get a few Xboxes and chuck the game on to a disc and show it.[/QUOTE]

Sorry, you expressed my thoughts much more clearly.

[Nautsabes]

I havn't been keeping up mch with this but are there essential npcs or did they go back to the days of morrowind and you got a spooky message when you fucked up the storyline?

[Zeke129]

[QUOTE=MadBomber;32076634]
[img]http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/4464/skyrimy.png[/img][/QUOTE]

No beard
No hair
F-

[Pretty Obscure]

[QUOTE=Nautsabes;32088140]I havn't been keeping up mch with this but are there essential npcs or did they go back to the days of morrowind and you got a spooky message when you fucked up the storyline?[/QUOTE]

You could just read upwards a little bit where I explain it... But I will quote myself to save you that infinitely tiresome task.

[QUOTE=Pretty Obscure;32080698]Everybody seems to misconceiving this quest deal. There are still essential NPC's, for main quests and what not. (Plus all children)

This whole deal where if you kill a quest giver his relative or something may instead give you the quest, this is for side quests. Unimportant quests.

You could kill side quest givers in Oblivion too, but you would lose the ability to complete the quest. They changed it so now if you kill a side quest giver you're still able to do the quest.[/QUOTE]

[DrasarSalman]

[QUOTE=Stud Muffin;32088070]All of you PC fanboys are acting insecure about this shit. Bethesda doesn't give a shit what they show because it's all fucking awesome.
Don't even try to pull that "Oh well they would OBVIOUSLY show the PC footage.. But they aren't because it MUST not be finished." And it sounds stupid because you have no clue what you are talking about.

Look, I bet you the PC version is equal to or greater than, in terms of completion, the Xbox.
They're probably going to knock your fucking shit out of the water with the features they already have in there with the PC.

The simple fact is that Todd likes playing it on the Xbox... And we have only seen footage of his dumb ass playing. He said it himself multiple times, he likes the Xbox and couldn't give two shits because he just doesn't give a fuck. So that is what we are going to see. I mean, hey, sorry for the tough loving but I'm just telling it like it is.[/QUOTE]

What about the ps3 version, isn't that the same (except for those annoying L2/R2 buttons). Also, I asked for screenshots too, and they don't just involve playing the game. Something tells me that a lot of the money that gets into Bethesda's budget is from Microsoft for only showing Xbox footage and screenshots.

[maqzek]

[QUOTE=Pretty Obscure;32088736]You could just read upwards a little bit where I explain it... But I will quote myself to save you that infinitely tiresome task.[/QUOTE]

So what happens when you kill erryone. Literally.

[DrasarSalman]

[QUOTE=maqzek;32089411]So what happens when you kill everyone. Literally.[/QUOTE]

Then Skyrim will be repopulated by people from the other provinces of Tamriel. If you kill them too, you loose the game.