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The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!

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[QUOTE=darkgodmaste;32112023]It's easy if you look at it, come on.[/QUOTE] Oh, I see it now...

[QUOTE=Biotoxsin;32111034]19 days? Are you with the press or something?[/QUOTE] I'm going to the Eurogamer Expo! \:v:/

[QUOTE=Smashman;32112771]I'm going to the Eurogamer Expo! \:v:/[/QUOTE] You DO know what duty you have when you go there, right? Document EVERYTHING. - 3rdPerson jumping animations (and some diagonal-walking, people cant get enough of that) -Catch some fish with your bare hands -Explore a Dwemer Ruin ( if available) -Punch a dude in the face repeatedly -get drunk, if possible (drunk horse-riding) -do some alchemy, enchanting and smithing -look at all the skill trees And last but not least: Look if you can create an extremely creepy potatoe-faced monster-dude like you could in Oblivion

[QUOTE=_Slick_;32113151]You DO know what duty you have when you go there, right? Document EVERYTHING. - 3rdPerson jumping animations (and some diagonal-walking, people cant get enough of that) -Catch some fish with your bare hands -Explore a Dwemer Ruin ( if available) -Punch a dude in the face repeatedly -get drunk, if possible (drunk horse-riding) -do some alchemy, enchanting and smithing -look at all the skill trees And last but not least: Look if you can create an extremely creepy potatoe-faced monster-dude like you could in Oblivion[/QUOTE] Also confirm Skyrim is easy to masturbate to. Make sure you do this last, otherwise mission failure.

I'm just waiting for someone to roll up and Argonian named Trogdor and burn down that village you keep seeing in the demos. If Skyrim is available to play at NYCC, I might do that myself (I will be going to NYCC for a day. Again, I don't know if Skyrim will be showcased since it'll be close to release by then).

Anyone that plays the demo should commit lots of crimes and see how the new guard system is.

[QUOTE=tommo400;32113405]Anyone that plays the demo should commit lots of crimes and see how the new guard system is.[/QUOTE] "STOP RIGHT THERE PERFECTLY RENDERED CRIMINAL SCUM, PAY THE FINE OF FIFTY WELL-TEXTURED GOLD COINS OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE IN A JAIL WHICH IS SEVERAL THOUSAND POLYGONS WHERE YOU WILL SIT ON A BED WITH DYNAMIC MOONLIGHT SHINING IN. YOUR LANTERN WILL CAST SHADOWS AROUND YOUR CELL AS YOU SIT FOR TWO HOURS THINKING ABOUT ALL THE CRIMES YOU COMMITTED AGAINST THE HIGH RESOLUTION LIVESTOCK OF FARMER JIM."

[QUOTE=Legend286;32113461]"STOP RIGHT THERE PERFECTLY RENDERED CRIMINAL SCUM, PAY THE FINE OF FIFTY WELL-TEXTURED GOLD COINS OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE IN A JAIL WHICH IS SEVERAL THOUSAND POLYGONS."[/QUOTE] I hope they make jail harder to break out of, it's like I just opened the door and walked out of the front door, super easy.

They should seal all important doors with this: [img]http://www.bostonmagazine.com/images/uploads/articles/ST_EVVA_3KS(2997).jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Legend286;32113563]They should seal all important doors with this: [img]http://www.bostonmagazine.com/images/uploads/articles/ST_EVVA_3KS(2997).jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Holy shit how does this even work God damn It's like a basement dweller's dream And a lockpicker's nightmare :v:

[QUOTE=woolio1;32111858]MY MIND![/QUOTE] It's just two train tracks going into each other (:quagmire:) [QUOTE=PhantomGamers;32113195]Also confirm Skyrim is easy to masturbate to. Make sure you do this last, otherwise mission failure.[/QUOTE] Are you one of those porn mod makers from TES Nexus? [QUOTE=Legend286;32113563][img]http://www.bostonmagazine.com/images/uploads/articles/ST_EVVA_3KS(2997).jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Do want!

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;32111105]Bethesda should sue Mojang for making crappy indie games. IMO.[/QUOTE] What are you talking about, Minecraft has better diagonal animations then Arena-Oblivion.

[QUOTE=tommo400;32113405]Anyone that plays the demo should commit lots of crimes and see how the new guard system is.[/QUOTE] There was an preview article which mentioned that the Guards are currently buggy and that they won't arrest/fight you after the initial "Stop right there criminal scum!" speech. The writer also mentioned that Bethesda was going to correct it but I don't know if they will show a new build at Eurogamer with it fixed. [editline]4th September 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Legend286;32113563]They should seal all important doors with this: [img]http://www.bostonmagazine.com/images/uploads/articles/ST_EVVA_3KS(2997).jpg[/img][/QUOTE] I thought that was what all doors, that couldn't be lockpicked, used. :v:

[QUOTE=HubmaN;32111201][img]http://www.or.man.dtu.dk/upload/institutter/imm/imm/or/junction.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] How... Does that work?

[QUOTE=Aerkhan;32114734]How... Does that work?[/QUOTE] Beam #1 and #3 are a rail, beam #2 and #4 are a rail. Now shut up!

[QUOTE=Aerkhan;32114734]How... Does that work?[/QUOTE] That's a monorail intersection [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/ms.gif[/img]

[QUOTE=Aerkhan;32114734]How... Does that work?[/QUOTE]it's one rail system dividing into two. from right to left, rails one and three go left, rails two and four go right

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;32114932]Why did I get boxed?[/QUOTE] Welcome to FacePunch.

[QUOTE=PhantomGamers;32115534]Welcome to FacePunch.[/QUOTE] Where the people whine and cry about a little icon.

[QUOTE=SoUl_ReApEr2;32115549]Where the people whine and cry about a little icon.[/QUOTE] Can you please tell me why you rated his post dumb? Not because I'm whining or crying, but because I'm legitimately curious.

[QUOTE=PhantomGamers;32115534]Welcome to FacePunch.[/QUOTE] Wait... weren't I supposed to say that? PhantomGamers August [B]2010[/B] 862 Posts DrasarSalman August [B]2009[/B] 1,114 Posts

Because of the harshness.

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;32115604]Wait... weren't I supposed to say that? PhantomGamers August [B]2010[/B] 862 Posts DrasarSalman August [B]2009[/B] 1,114 Posts[/QUOTE]He could be an alt or a lurker.

[QUOTE=SoUl_ReApEr2;32115609]Because of the harshness.[/QUOTE] Wasn't that harsh. Now if a curse and/or insult were thrown in (like, say "Now shut the fuck up, dipshit" for example), then it'd be worth a box, but without those it can be easily interpreted as a semi-playful "shut up".

Does it really matter, it's a box... or a little icon, doesn't actually mean he's dumb for getting it.

[QUOTE=SoUl_ReApEr2;32115707]Does it really matter, it's a box... or a little icon, doesn't actually mean he's dumb for getting it.[/QUOTE] If it doesn't matter, why bother click the icon at all?

[QUOTE=PhantomGamers;32115775]If it doesn't matter, why bother click the icon at all?[/QUOTE] As I said, where people whine and cry about a little icon, or whine at people for using them.

[QUOTE=SoUl_ReApEr2;32115707]Does it really matter, it's a box... or a little icon, doesn't actually mean he's dumb for getting it.[/QUOTE] But is... a box... that says "dumb" which is a synonym for "retarded" or "stupid" and it will not be gone unless the person who used it use a different rating. This offends my intelligence and competence at the same time.

now [i]shut up[/i] and talk about Skyrim.

Skyrim takes place in a box.

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