The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!

[DrasarSalman]

[QUOTE=SoUl_ReApEr2;32115801]now [i]shut up[/i] and talk about Skyrim.[/QUOTE]

[quote=Thread]When is the specs out?
Will there be diagonal jumping animations?
*generic Oblivion line*
We need more footage!
I want armor and weapons decreasing.
Can I marry a bunny?
The characters look ugly.
I'm canceling my pre-order.
TES Nexus is full of porn.
Beards.[/quote]

Also, how can I talk about Skyrim while shutting up?

[Soul_Reaper2]

Where people fight dragons.

[red_pharoah]

How is dargonn formed? how pornmods get modded?

[Soul_Reaper2]

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;32115859]Also, how can I talk about Skyrim while shutting up?[/QUOTE]
Way to carry on being an ass.

[katmandoo]

So, how long do you reckon until there's a dragon porn mod for skyrim then?

[DrasarSalman]

[QUOTE=katmandoo;32116023]So, how long do you reckon until there's a dragon porn mod for skyrim then?[/QUOTE]

About a week, maybe shorter if the models use the same nimation system as Fallout 3/NV.

[MrCasual]

[QUOTE=Xenomoose;32113207]I'm just waiting for someone to roll up and Argonian named Trogdor and burn down that village you keep seeing in the demos.

If Skyrim is available to play at NYCC, I might do that myself (I will be going to NYCC for a day. Again, I don't know if Skyrim will be showcased since it'll be close to release by then).[/QUOTE]

I forgot about the dragon breath shout.

Every time I look at Argonians, they look more and more like wingless humanoid dragons more and more. And since they can breathe fire...lol.

Definitely playing an Argonian in Skyrim.

I want to max out the buffness slider and see if I can make something like this:

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v327/magicemperor2000/1301935449568.jpg[/IMG]

[Patroclus Rex]

[QUOTE=katmandoo;32116023]So, how long do you reckon until there's a dragon porn mod for skyrim then?[/QUOTE]
Buy it at a midnight release, by the time you get home it'll be done.

[Smashman]

[QUOTE=_Slick_;32113151]You DO know what duty you have when you go there, right?
Document EVERYTHING.
- 3rdPerson jumping animations (and some diagonal-walking, people cant get enough of that)
-Catch some fish with your bare hands
-Explore a Dwemer Ruin ( if available)
-Punch a dude in the face repeatedly
-get drunk, if possible (drunk horse-riding)
-do some alchemy, enchanting and smithing
-look at all the skill trees
And last but not least: Look if you can create an extremely creepy potatoe-faced monster-dude like you could in Oblivion[/QUOTE]

Actually, this is a brilliant idea.

Everyone give me stuff to check out! I have no idea how long I'll get with it, but I'll definitely attempt to check stuff. The first thing I'm doing is jumping in thirdperson!

[DrasarSalman]

[QUOTE=MrCasual;32116073]Every time I look at Argonians, they look more and more like wingless humanoid dragons more and more. And since they can breathe fire...lol.[/QUOTE]

Dragons are technically magical flying reptiles, and Argonians are a reptillian race, so... you are theoretically correct.

[editline]4th September 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=_Slick_;32113151]
-look at all the skill trees[/QUOTE]

Bring a pen and paper, write them down, all of the perks!

[MrCasual]

Doesn't he have a 20 minute limit to play this game? Or is this Expo different?

[PhantomGamers]

[QUOTE=MrCasual;32116248]Doesn't he have a 20 minute limit to play this game? Or is this Expo different?[/QUOTE]

I would think he would have time for most of those?

[MrCasual]

I guess, but he wouldn't get to do anything HE wanted to do if all he was doing was just looking up info and crap for all you guys.

Also, bringing a pen and paper and writing things down sounds like a good way to get kicked out. Maybe just some quick things he could remember that sounded cool.

I personally want to know what all the conjuration perks are. Summoning only 2 creatures...eh, I'd rather have 3, max. Or have the number vary based on what the monster is.

I liked having a posse of Skeletons follow me all over the place in Morrowind. Like 15-20. lol

[DrasarSalman]

[QUOTE=PhantomGamers;32116264]I would think he would have time for most of those?[/QUOTE]

- 3rdPerson jumping animations (and some diagonal-walking, people cant get enough of that) - He has time to do it

-Catch some fish with your bare hands - If he find a river pretty quickly, he might even cook it!

-Explore a Dwemer Ruin ( if available) - Highly unlikely, concidering dwemer ruins are for high leveled characters.

-Punch a dude in the face repeatedly - Unlikely he will have time to do it forever.

-get drunk, if possible (drunk horse-riding) - Probably, if he gets some alcohol and then steal a horse.

-do some alchemy, enchanting and smithing - If he finds the ingredients in time, yes.

-look at all the skill trees - Writing them down may take about 5 minutes unless he isn't allowed to do it.

[editline]I love the auto-merge! It makes not double posting seem so much easier![/editline]

[QUOTE=MrCasual;32116340]I personally want to know what all the conjuration perks are. Summoning only 2 creatures...eh, I'd rather have 3, max. Or have the number vary based on what the monster is.[/QUOTE]

You don't have a 3rd hand in the dual wielding system unless there is a perk that allows you to quad wield weapons/spells/shields/etc.

[MrCasual]

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;32116368]You don't have a 3rd hand in the dual wielding system unless there is a perk for quad wielding.[/QUOTE]

Well, in Morrowind you could cast a summon spell repeatedly and have as many monsters as you wanted.

You could even summon monsters by Enchanting armor to have a constant effect of summoning monsters! It only worked for really low level monsters though, and to summon them you had to take off and put on the armor.

Now, I know a lot of this stuff was taken out for balance issues, but I liked having lots of little minions doing stuff for me. I guess with the companion system, summoning would be OP if you could summon lots of monsters, especially if your companion was a summoner, too.

[PhantomGamers]

[QUOTE=MrCasual;32116340]I guess, but he wouldn't get to do anything HE wanted to do if all he was doing was just looking up info and crap for all you guys.[/QUOTE]

I would think he would want to do that stuff himself...

[zorqblorq]

Lurker here.

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I'd love you forever.

[red_pharoah]

Why are people expectine porn mods within a week? I mean probably someone is hoarding dragon dick models for faster work, but isn't the construction set coming after release? and it's a whole new engine, modders will still have to get aqcuainted with the controls. I'd give it a couple weeks after release of the CS.

[Mon]

[QUOTE=red_pharoah;32116966]Why are people expectine porn mods within a week? I mean probably someone is hoarding dragon dick models for faster work, but isn't the construction set coming after release? and it's a whole new engine, modders will still have to get aqcuainted with the controls. I'd give it a couple weeks after release of the CS.[/QUOTE]

[url]www.tesnexus.com[/url]

[red_pharoah]

I know of the nexus thank you.

[Legend286]

In regards to modding, I might send them an email:
[quote]
Dear Bethesda, please expose your shader api for ease of use in skyrim;

Love Legend286.
[/quote]

[PhantomGamers]

[QUOTE=zorqblorq;32116933]Lurker here.

If you have extra money, you could buy spy glasses and tape everything you do.
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I'd love you forever.[/QUOTE]

More like get Torchwood Contact Lenses.

[Zethiwag]

[QUOTE=MrCasual;32116073]I forgot about the dragon breath shout.

Every time I look at Argonians, they look more and more like wingless humanoid dragons more and more. And since they can breathe fire...lol.

Definitely playing an Argonian in Skyrim.

I want to max out the buffness slider and see if I can make something like this:

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v327/magicemperor2000/1301935449568.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

what's this frommmmm?

[Skyward]

[url=http://www.bloodbowl-game.com/]Blood Bowl[/url]
It uses characters from Warhammer fantasy, but in a football-like sport. hence the number and football on his shoulder armor.

[DanRatherman]

I believe it's a Skaven/Slaan from Warhammer Fantasy?

[Mr Shadyface]

[QUOTE=MrCasual;32116073]I forgot about the dragon breath shout.

Every time I look at Argonians, they look more and more like wingless humanoid dragons more and more. And since they can breathe fire...lol.

Definitely playing an Argonian in Skyrim.

I want to max out the buffness slider and see if I can make something like this:

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v327/magicemperor2000/1301935449568.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

"YES, I HAVE SLAIN THE DRAGON, EAT DICK YOU BIG LIZARDY BASTA...oh my god...[I]mummy?[/I]"

alos, it's lizard men, a warhammer fantasy army.

[DiscoInferno]

And no-one will know that I stole the thread tital from a joke someone made a few threads ago, MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[IdiotStorm]

[QUOTE=red_pharoah;32116966]Why are people expectine porn mods within a week? I mean probably someone is hoarding dragon dick models for faster work, but isn't the construction set coming after release? and it's a whole new engine, modders will still have to get aqcuainted with the controls. I'd give it a couple weeks after release of the CS.[/QUOTE]

where did you hear it's coming after release, the CS is coming on the disc just like all the other elder scrolls games

[Xenomoose]

[QUOTE=Mr Shadyface;32117897]"YES, I HAVE SLAIN THE DRAGON, EAT DICK YOU BIG LIZARDY BASTA...oh my god...[I]mummy?[/I]"

alos, it's lizard men, a warhammer fantasy army.[/QUOTE]

I've actually been building a Lizardmen army. Too bad it's hella expensive...

[Pretty Obscure]

[QUOTE=IdiotStorm;32118927]where did you hear it's coming after release, the CS is coming on the disc just like all the other elder scrolls games[/QUOTE]

Actually Todd has stated many times in interviews that they're [B]trying[/B] to make it on release, but might have to wait.

(I'm not sure why they would, he hasn't given a reason.)