The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!

[Fingers!!!]

[QUOTE=Cairn Trenor;32129741]I don't know you and don't care to know you.[/QUOTE]
WHY WON'T YOU DIEEEEE

[J.C.DentonUNATCO]

[QUOTE=Fingers!!!;32129796]WHY WON'T YOU DIEEEEE[/QUOTE]

Goodbye.

[polyhistor]

[QUOTE=Fingers!!!;32129796]WHY WON'T YOU DIEEEEE[/QUOTE]

:siren: BEFORE ANYONE BRINGS THE HAMMER DOWN ON THIS PERSON :siren:

Quote from an imperial guard when you click "resist arrest".

Just an attempt to be witty.

[Pretty Obscure]

[QUOTE=Lyonidis;32129982]:siren: BEFORE ANYONE BRINGS THE HAMMER DOWN ON THIS PERSON :siren:

Quote from an imperial guard when you click "resist arrest".[/QUOTE]

You're in an Elder Scrolls thread, filled with Elder Scrolls fans.

We know.

[polyhistor]

[QUOTE=Pretty Obscure;32130018]You're in an Elder Scrolls thread, filled with Elder Scrolls fans.

We know.[/QUOTE]

How about you realize some people may not understand.

Thanks for the box. Been looking for more storage space lately...

EDIT: Been looking forward a lot to this. Never played a TES title before, but it looks good....

[Aasokeo]

You look like quite the alchemist. How about mixing up some potions?

[CatFodder]

[QUOTE=FinalHunter;32128039]-snip-

trolling on outdated intel. :v:[/QUOTE]

[quote][img]http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs37/f/2008/263/e/2/Trolls_by_Whynne.png[/img][/quote]

[pr00ch]

[QUOTE=Cairn Trenor;32129741]I don't know you and don't care to know you.[/QUOTE]

Farewell.

[editline]5th September 2011[/editline]

Hello there!

[tommo400]

[QUOTE=Aasokeo;32130077]You look like quite the alchemist. How about mixing up some potions?[/QUOTE]
you smell of death. Been conjuring up dead things?

[Skyward]

[QUOTE=tommo400;32130469]you smell of death. Been conjuring up dead things?[/QUOTE]

Look at the muscles on you!

[pr00ch]

[QUOTE=Skyward;32130529]Look at the muscles on you![/QUOTE]

rerr

Wait, I don't believe there is such a dialogue at all...

[Cairn Trenor]

[QUOTE=proch;32130353]Farewell.

[editline]5th September 2011[/editline]

Hello there![/QUOTE]

That is basically what happened with two guards. One randomly walked up to the other and said '' I don't know you and don't want to know you '' Then '' Goodbye! ''. I could not help but laugh, but even tho some of the conversations can be funny, i really hope they fix it for skyrim

[DrasarSalman]

[QUOTE=Skyward;32130529]Look at the muscles on you![/QUOTE]

You look like a sneaky one.

[pr00ch]

snip

[Cairn Trenor]

I wonder how many takedown/execution animations they have for this game. I have seen 3 so far, one being where you stab the target in the gut. Another kicking the wolf in the head and bringing your sword down upon it, and the last being the stealthy slit throat from behind move

[pr00ch]

Knowing Bethesda that might be all :v:

[Cairn Trenor]

[QUOTE=proch;32130732]Knowing Bethesda that might be all :v:[/QUOTE]

I really hope not. I love finishers and for them to be put in skyrim is badass!

[PhantomGamers]

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;32130600]You look like a sneaky one.[/QUOTE]

You've got some nimble fingers. What have you been getting into?

[editline]5th September 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=Cairn Trenor;32130762]I really hope not. I love finishers and for them to be put in skyrim is badass![/QUOTE]

This just in, for only $14.99 you can get a package of 50 TAKEDOWN/EXECUTION ANIMATIONS.
Wait, did I say 50? I meant 5.

Oh, wait, this isn't Activision, this is Bethesda.
$14.99 is for the horse armor. :v:

[Pretty Obscure]

I love how everybody complains that Horse Armor was crap, and specifically they complain about the price...

It was 2 dollars. Who complains about 2 dollars?

Also, Horse Armor was something the fans on the forums where whining that they wanted, so Bethesda made it. Then they bitched about it.

The whole situation seems awfully silly. :v:

[PhantomGamers]

I was just joking, I don't mind the Horse Armor at all.
I think it's pretty cool.... I didn't specifically pay $2 for it either, it came with the GotY edition.

[_Slick_]

[QUOTE=Cairn Trenor;32130706]I wonder how many takedown/execution animations they have for this game. I have seen 3 so far, one being where you stab the target in the gut. Another kicking the wolf in the head and bringing your sword down upon it, and the last being the stealthy slit throat from behind move[/QUOTE]
Also the one where he stands on the dragon and smashes his two-handed axe in its head. Seen in the gameplay footage.

[Pretty Obscure]

[QUOTE=PhantomGamers;32130912]I was just joking, I don't mind the Horse Armor at all.
I think it's pretty cool.... I didn't specifically pay $2 for it either, it came with the GotY edition.[/QUOTE]

Nah, I wasn't specifically talking about you. What you said just led me to say something about it, because why not. :v:

[aliendrone123]

[QUOTE=_Slick_;32130940]Also the one where he stands on the dragon and smashes his two-handed axe in its head. Seen in the gameplay footage.[/QUOTE]
I think that one was the most badass.

[Fingers!!!]

As a stealth player myself, I think I'm going to overuse the sneak finisher.

[DrasarSalman]

[QUOTE=PhantomGamers;32130776]You've got some nimble fingers. What have you been getting into?[/QUOTE]

You've got the hands of a healer.

[ClarkWasHere]

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;32131508]You've got the hands of a healer.[/QUOTE]

you look like the bright one!

[DX_V]

I love it when i'm just cruising around the gorgeous county side of Cyrdoiil when all of a sudden the music gets intense, as if I am leading an army in it's last stand against a great evil for the sake of the survival of everything that is good and decent in this world. Then the mudcrab slowly crawls out of the water and I kill it and keep walking.

[Stud Muffin]

[QUOTE=Skyward;32126382]Yeah, I can't take a thing you say seriously after that.[/QUOTE]

Then don't.

I am often stoned out of my wits on weed and melatonin.
You can usually make sense of when I am sober and when I am not.
So I can make posts stemming from the reality I create for myself when I am under the influence, which is oftentimes a big delusional .blob of misconceptions and social misinterpretations, causing me to leave extremely convoluted and even nonsensical remarks. Call this a scapegoat for my own stupidity if you want, but for those of you who can empathize, regards.

Again, I apologize to all of you.
I can only hope that you forgive my narrow-minded self and the douchebaggery that I have spawned.

[Xenomoose]

[QUOTE=DX_V;32132271]I love it when i'm just cruising around the gorgeous county side of Cyrdoiil when all of a sudden the music gets intense, as if I am leading an army in it's last stand against a great evil for the sake of the survival of everything that is good and decent in this world. Then the mudcrab slowly crawls out of the water and I kill it and keep walking.[/QUOTE]

I hated how in Morrowind you couldn't last 3 seconds outside a city without something trying to eat you and ruin perfectly good walking music with combat music. Then when I kill the pest that broke my immersion, I get a few more seconds of nice music then another fuckwit comes by to ruin my day and music.

I'm talking, of course, of Cliffracers, for the most part. THEY'RE FUCKING EVERYWHERE!!!

[HumanAbyss]

[QUOTE=Stud Muffin;32132661]Then don't.

I am often stoned out of my wits on weed and melatonin.
You can usually make sense of when I am sober and when I am not.
So I can make posts stemming from the reality I create for myself when I am under the influence, which is oftentimes a big delusional .blob of misconceptions and social misinterpretations, causing me to leave extremely convoluted and even nonsensical remarks. Call this a scapegoat for my own stupidity if you want, but for those of you who can empathize, regards.

Again, I apologize to all of you.
I can only hope that you forgive my narrow-minded self and the douchebaggery that I have spawned.[/QUOTE]

I smoke weed and post all the time. they come out a hell of a lot more reasonable than anything i`ve seen you say. ever.