The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!
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[QUOTE=HumanAbyss;32133049]I smoke weed and post all the time. they come out a hell of a lot more reasonable than anything i`ve seen you say. ever.[/QUOTE]
Dude you should try dropping acid.
It's fucking awesome, I played oblivion while on it, and I stood on the market district for like, 2 hours.
I was afraid that the ground would melt, since the patterns on it are so weird :v:
Do it. It's a hell of a drug.
[QUOTE=Stud Muffin;32132661]Then don't.
I am often stoned out of my wits on weed and melatonin.
You can usually make sense of when I am sober and when I am not.
So I can make posts stemming from the reality I create for myself when I am under the influence, which is oftentimes a big delusional .blob of misconceptions and social misinterpretations, causing me to leave extremely convoluted and even nonsensical remarks. Call this a scapegoat for my own stupidity if you want, but for those of you who can empathize, regards.
Again, I apologize to all of you.
I can only hope that you forgive my narrow-minded self and the douchebaggery that I have spawned.[/QUOTE]
Isn't a PUI a bannable offence?
[QUOTE=Fingers!!!;32133139]Dude you should try dropping acid.
It's fucking awesome, I played oblivion while on it, and I stood on the market district for like, 2 hours.
I was afraid that the ground would melt, since the patterns on it are so weird :v:
Do it. It's a hell of a drug.[/QUOTE]
I have, and i hate playing video games when i`m tripping. I played WoW for a few hours and have never felt more disconnected from people ever again.
I'd rather do mdma and play video games.
[editline]5th September 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;32133600]Isn't a PUI a bannable offence?[/QUOTE]
generally. when it's obvious and obnoxious like stud muffin here.
[QUOTE=red_pharoah;32117198]I know of the nexus thank you.[/QUOTE]
I'll be sure to let you know as soon as nudity is hacked into the game
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/forums/385[/url]
Now all of you get out. Nobody gives a shit. This is for Skyrim, not fucking idiots.
[editline]5th September 2011[/editline]
Too mean? Ok... But it was annoyingly off topic.
[QUOTE=Stud Muffin;32132661]Then don't.
I am often stoned out of my wits on weed and melatonin.
You can usually make sense of when I am sober and when I am not.
So I can make posts stemming from the reality I create for myself when I am under the influence, which is oftentimes a big delusional .blob of misconceptions and social misinterpretations, causing me to leave extremely convoluted and even nonsensical remarks. Call this a scapegoat for my own stupidity if you want, but for those of you who can empathize, regards.
Again, I apologize to all of you.
I can only hope that you forgive my narrow-minded self and the douchebaggery that I have spawned.[/QUOTE]
no, you're just an idiot
[editline]5th September 2011[/editline]
Now, this is the story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
and I'd like to take a minute
Don't be an ignorer
I'll tell you how I became Nerevar in a town called Balmora
In west Tamriel born and raised
In a jail cell was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all crit'n some rats surely not any ghouls
When a couple of scrolls
That sounded warning bells
Startin predictin' trouble in Vvardenfell
I got in one little boat and felt a bad aura
Sellus said "You're takin' this package to Caius in Balmora"
I walked and jumped over ash day after day
But there were so many caves I soon lost my way
But I eventually found my way back to the road
With a bunch of useless items, "Why are these stowed!?"
First class, yo this is bad
Silt Strider bouncin' is killin' my 'nads
Is this what the people of Morrowind living like?
Wait, what's that thing you call blight?
But wait, I see the adobe, Hlaalu, Dunmer, all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?
I think so!
Inventory now free of flora
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Balmora!
Well uh, the bug landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with his sword out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet.
I just got here!
I spammed spacebar with quickness, like the Gray Fox disappeared
I whistled for a speed cheat and when it came near
The potion said "exclusive" and I yelled "GAME OF THE YEAR!"
If anything I thought about tryin' some skoomah
but I thought "Man forget it - Yo home to Balmora"
I pulled up to the Cosade's about seven or eight
And I yelled to the Cliff Racers "Yo holmes smell ya later!"
I looked to my homebase
All I needed was Umbra
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Balmora
[QUOTE=Generic.Monk;32134885]surely not any ghouls[/QUOTE]
For some reason I feel this was aimed at me :v:
Any word on a midnight release yet?
Isn't that up to your local game shoppe? I would assume Steam will release at a specific time, and will have preloading.
Another reason why I'm torn... Save £13 off of Skyrim, or be able to play it the second it comes out? Hmm... £13 is a pretty hefty saving.
[editline]5th September 2011[/editline]
For those interested, I saved the £13 because of this. [url]http://savygamer.co.uk/2011/08/31/the-elder-scrolls-v-skyrim-pc-22-90/[/url]
£22.90? Nice!
[editline]5th September 2011[/editline]
I have no idea if the coupon still works. It was a while ago.
[QUOTE=Smashman;32135593]Isn't that up to your local game shoppe? I would assume Steam will release at a specific time, and will have preloading.
Another reason why I'm torn... Save £13 off of Skyrim, or be able to play it the second it comes out? Hmm... £13 is a pretty hefty saving.[/QUOTE]
I would personally go with the 13 euro savings option. To either buy an indie game or something or save it for DLC.
Just my opinion though.
[QUOTE=Lyonidis;32135199]Any word on a midnight release yet?[/QUOTE]
They will have one.
[QUOTE=PhantomGamers;32135069]For some reason I feel this was aimed at me :v:[/QUOTE]
found it on knots' blog, who in turn found it on /v/
[editline]6th September 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Lyonidis;32135688]I would personally go with the 13 euro savings option. To either buy an indie game or something or save it for DLC.
Just my opinion though.[/QUOTE]
that's a pound sign
£ = Pound Sterling/GBP
€ = Euro/EUR
[QUOTE=Generic.Monk;32138802]
that's a pound sign
£ = Pound Sterling/GBP
€ = Euro/EUR[/QUOTE]
Yet again a single post on FP has taught me more than a semester of World Economics has.
[QUOTE=Generic.Monk;32138802]that's a pound sign
£ = Pound Sterling/GBP
€ = Euro/EUR[/QUOTE]
I wasn't going to comment... But I'm glad someone did.
[QUOTE=DX_V;32132271]I love it when i'm just cruising around the gorgeous county side of Cyrdoiil when all of a sudden the music gets intense, as if I am leading an army in it's last stand against a great evil for the sake of the survival of everything that is good and decent in this world. Then the mudcrab slowly crawls out of the water and I kill it and keep walking.[/QUOTE]
I hate these fucking mudcrabs that think they're tough shit. It's worse when you're in a creepy dungeon sneaking along and then suddenly you get scared shitless by
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUrVZCYwacc&feature=related[/media]
[QUOTE=Generic.Monk;32138802]found it on knots' blog, who in turn found it on /v/[/QUOTE]
Oh man, I remember Knots posting on EDF. He's cool and all, but the majority of rage in the video games forum was from him.
[editline]6th September 2011[/editline]
Actually, I bought him a ban once. It was a friendly thing, but we played it like it was something bigger. Laughs were had.
[QUOTE=Generic.Monk;32139564]morrowind: rave edition
[img]http://u.cubeupload.com/GenericMonk/Morrowind20110906020.png[/img][/QUOTE]
It's a crime to rave in Vvardenfell, apparently.
Also, ambient occlusion.
I am actually mentally handicapped... So when you call me retarded it is pretty much true.
But you guys really don't need to call names for me having opinions that go against your own. There's a point when you start using personal attacks, especially when you have nothing to retaliate to, that it becomes childish.
Now can we get back on topic or do you guys have some more names you wish to call me before continue on with a mature thread? If it's the latter then you should probably just start by ignoring me if that is going to help you grow up.
Sorry but someone like you should not have claims to such a fun name like Stud Muffin
[QUOTE=Stud Muffin;32142705]I am actually mentally handicapped... So when you call me retarded it is pretty much true.[/QUOTE]
So first you said you were high and now you also have a mental disability?
[QUOTE=Stud Muffin;32142705]I am actually mentally handicapped... [/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/ms.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=Stud Muffin;32142705]I am actually mentally handicapped... So when you call me retarded it is pretty much true.
But you guys really don't need to call names for me having opinions that go against your own. There's a point when you start using personal attacks, especially when you have nothing to retaliate to, that it becomes childish.
Now can we get back on topic or do you guys have some more names you wish to call me before continue on with a mature thread? If it's the latter then you should probably just start by ignoring me if that is going to help you grow up.[/QUOTE]
I think this needs to be posted again:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v327/magicemperor2000/what-trolls-want-you-to-believe.png[/IMG]
Anyway, on the topic of Skyrim, you know what would be AWESOME?
If the Telekinesis spell allowed you to psychically throw things at people, or pick up dead bodies and then throw them around.
Sound familiar?
[img]http://images.wikia.com/half-life/en/images/6/62/Gravity_Gun.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;32144775]So first you said you were high and now you also have a mental disability?[/QUOTE]
downs is a hell of a drug
Guys I wanted to tell you
I wanted to tell you, I have aids, brain cancer, and a third arm. sry if I sound dumb in the futor.
[QUOTE=MrCasual;32144865]If the Telekinesis spell allowed you to psychically throw things at people, or pick up dead bodies and then throw them around.
Sound familiar?
[img]http://images.wikia.com/half-life/en/images/6/62/Gravity_Gun.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Short said, make it more useful.
I saw a whole bunch of youtube videos that got taken down by Zenimax in the last few days, did anyone happen to snag em off youtube? I didn't actually see them yet.
About all I could find on the Nexus forums was this
[img]http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6070/6092344168_26535304c2_b.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=MrCasual;32144953]I saw a whole bunch of youtube videos that got taken down by Zenimax in the last few days, did anyone happen to snag em off youtube? I didn't actually see them yet.
About all I could find on the Nexus forums was this
[img]http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6070/6092344168_26535304c2_b.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
The only interesting thing that I saw was that they have an entire slider for your sex
[QUOTE=Goodthief;32144999]The only interesting thing that I saw was that they have an entire slider for your sex[/QUOTE]
Preeeetty sure it just has two options, or it means you can make pretty men or manly women.
That should please people like Alienslof if you can make pretty men without making tons of creepy mods. If you don't know who Alienslof is BTW, I suggest that you DONT google her.
[QUOTE=MrCasual;32144953]I saw a whole bunch of youtube videos that got taken down by Zenimax in the last few days, did anyone happen to snag em off youtube? I didn't actually see them yet.
About all I could find on the Nexus forums was this
[img]http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6070/6092344168_26535304c2_b.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
god why do all argonians have those weird eyes
seriously it's creeping me out
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