The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!

[tommo400]

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;32180231]I don't like how Bethesda made the relationship system. I mean, instead of just making a few chat options for romance on every NPC, they make some kind of a amulet you have to wear. If it is bought in almost every grocery store in the game, I'd understand because then it would be easier for everyone (the NPCs) to show their availability which I'd understand, but if that amulet is a rare item or something you have to do a side quest for, I am literally going to cry.[/QUOTE]
I'm very happy about having to wear an amulet, in most other games with romances its very annoying to accidently make an advance on someone when you were just trying to be friendly. But yeah hopefully it will be easy to acquire.

[pr00ch]

You'll get it after 100% game completion.

[sp]Not really.[/sp]

[Mercenary-]

I wonder what fads Skyrim will spawn.

[DrasarSalman]

[QUOTE=proch;32180379]You'll get it after 100% game completion.[/QUOTE]

So after all those years where the people of Tamriel didn't know feelings, it showed up that Alduin always had a magical amulet of love. I think you just spoiled the [B][I]real[/I][/B] storyline.

[Aerkhan]

[QUOTE=Mercenary-;32180396]I wonder what fads Skyrim will spawn.[/QUOTE]

Beards.

Also, that one Teleport Shout = Assassin Rush from Fable?
And just as useless?

[Xenomoose]

[QUOTE=Mercenary-;32180396]I wonder what fads Skyrim will spawn.[/QUOTE]

It already spawned "FUS ROH DUH!"

[Nautsabes]

Jesus fucking Christ all I wanted to do was rest until I was healed.

[t]http://i.imgur.com/gzoks.jpg[/t]

[sp]There's also a dead Dark Brotherhood assassin to the right of the picture.[/sp]

[Kirbyfactor]

[QUOTE=Aerkhan;32180744]Beards.

Also, that one Teleport Shout = Assassin Rush from Fable?
And just as useless?[/QUOTE]
Assassin rush was handy if you used it right

[MrCasual]

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;32180231]I don't like how Bethesda made the relationship system. I mean, instead of just making a few chat options for romance on every NPC, they make some kind of a amulet you have to wear. If it is bought in almost every grocery store in the game, I'd understand because then it would be easier for everyone (the NPCs) to show their availability which I'd understand, but if that amulet is a rare item or something you have to do a side quest for, I am literally going to cry.[/QUOTE]

I'm sure it will be something in a jewelry or fine clothing store similar to Oblivion. I think it being an Amulet is a little strange though. I'd figure a wedding ring would be better. And isn't it lore friendly? But they're kinda reaming the lore anyway, since you can be an Argonian and marry a dunmer FFS.

Also, I wonder how you actually get married...in my mind I imagined a chapel full of people, but I figure it would be more like going to a priest saying scripted dialog between you and your spouse in an almost empty monastery or something.

Ever since marriage was confirmed anyway, I thought it would be funny to be an Argonian and marry a Dunmer, and have all in the in-laws start a bare fisted brawl in the chapel because they all hate each other.

[HubmaN]

[QUOTE=MrCasual;32183004]I'm sure it will be something in a jewelry or fine clothing store similar to Oblivion. I think it being an Amulet is a little strange though. I'd figure a wedding ring would be better. And isn't it lore friendly? But they're kinda reaming the lore anyway, since you can be an Argonian and marry a dunmer FFS.

Also, I wonder how you actually get married...in my mind I imagined a chapel full of people, but I figure it would be more like going to a priest saying scripted dialog between you and your spouse in an almost empty monastery or something.

Ever since marriage was confirmed anyway, I thought it would be funny to be an Argonian and marry a Dunmer, and have all in the in-laws start a bare fisted brawl in the chapel because they all hate each other.[/QUOTE]

Gay argonian-dunmer marriage in an imperial cult shrine. You'll have the entire city rioting in no time. Don't forget to piss on the ghostgate on the way out.

[DiscoInferno]

[QUOTE=MrCasual;32183004]I'm sure it will be something in a jewelry or fine clothing store similar to Oblivion. I think it being an Amulet is a little strange though. I'd figure a wedding ring would be better. And isn't it lore friendly? But they're kinda reaming the lore anyway, since you can be an Argonian and marry a dunmer FFS.

Also, I wonder how you actually get married...in my mind I imagined a chapel full of people, but I figure it would be more like going to a priest saying scripted dialog between you and your spouse in an almost empty monastery or something.

Ever since marriage was confirmed anyway, I thought it would be funny to be an Argonian and marry a Dunmer, and have all in the in-laws start a bare fisted brawl in the chapel because they all hate each other.[/QUOTE]

I think the amulet is more to shut up the "OMG RELATIONSHIPS TES IS RUINED FORVER" people by making it very easy to avoid.

[hypno-toad]

[QUOTE=Fingers!!!;32179318]I'm almost giving up on my marksman class. Even with mods the game is unbalanced as fuck, with 63 hours played I decided to rush the main quest so that I can begin a new character, but shit's fucking impossible, being attacked by 2 deadric spiders and 2 deadroths on Kvatch was a pain in the ass. What do?[/QUOTE]

Marksman in oblivion is just another melee weapon given the range you engage most people at.

Also, playing the quest at a high level basically fucks you over because of level scaling since allies and the like don't scale up with enemies.

[BLOODGA$M]

maybe this whole "marriage amulet" thing is just a roundabout way of saying "bitches love bling" and having a more expensive amulet makes certain NPCs more attracted to you.

Eventually you can afford this baby
[img]http://www.importcostumes.com/i/360x360/IC77405.jpg[/img]

which will add a conversation topic to all NPCs that says "Get down on yo knees like a top-notch ho!", which they will happily oblige

[Nautsabes]

I hope you can marry more than one person at a time and cross dress.

[I]Oh the fun to be had.[/I]

[Joxalot]

[QUOTE=BLOODGA$M;32185130]maybe this whole "marriage amulet" thing is just a roundabout way of saying "bitches love bling" and having a more expensive amulet makes certain NPCs more attracted to you.

Eventually you can afford this baby
[img]http://www.importcostumes.com/i/360x360/IC77405.jpg[/img]

which will add a conversation topic to all NPCs that says "Get down on yo knees like a top-notch ho!", which they will happily oblige[/QUOTE]
With crafting skill 100 you can upgrade it so every bitch will automatically just suck your penis, without having to engage them in conversation

[Nitrowing]

[QUOTE=Nautsabes;32185168]I hope you can marry more than one person at a time and cross dress.

[I]Oh the fun to be had.[/I][/QUOTE]

Marry one person in each city. Then, gather them all together at the top of the throat of the world and watch as your broken body is thrown off the side by your angry extended family.

[TheFrisk]

[QUOTE=Nitrowing;32185412]Marry one person in each city. Then, gather them all together at the top of the throat of the world and watch as your broken body is thrown off the side by your angry extended family.[/QUOTE]
Pfft, only one in each city?
I'm going to marry two in each; the first will be married with me dressed normally, the other with me dressed in drag so they don't recognize me.

[PhantomGamers]

[QUOTE=Frisk;32185429]Pfft, only one in each city?
I'm going to marry two in each; the first will be married with me dressed normally, the other with me dressed in drag so they don't recognize me.[/QUOTE]

Has cross-dressing been confirmed?

[TheFrisk]

[QUOTE=PhantomGamers;32185577]Has cross-dressing been confirmed?[/QUOTE]
It hasn't.
I just assumed it would be one of the first mods on the nexus when the game comes out.

[Cuon Alpinus]

My friend played Oblivion for the first time.
He's paying me $20 if I let him play it for the entire weekend when he comes over.

[PhantomGamers]

[QUOTE=Cuon Alpinus;32185622]My friend played Oblivion for the first time.
He's paying me $20 if I let him play it for the entire weekend if he comes over.[/QUOTE]

He either has a completely shit computer, or he's an idiot...
Since Oblivion GOTY Deluxe is $25 on Steam, he could put in the extra $5 and get it 24/7 FOREVER.

[Cuon Alpinus]

[QUOTE=PhantomGamers;32185682]He either has a completely shit computer, or he's an idiot...
Since Oblivion GOTY Deluxe is $25 on Steam, he could put in the extra $5 and get it 24/7 FOREVER.[/QUOTE]

Shit Computer.

[hypno-toad]

[QUOTE=PhantomGamers;32185577]Has cross-dressing been confirmed?[/QUOTE]

nexus

[DiscoInferno]

[QUOTE=hypno-toad;32186076]nexus[/QUOTE]

Don't mods on the Nexus show off female... assets? How the fuck could a guy wear skinny cleavage-exposing platemetal armour?

[Manaweaver]

[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;32186473]Don't mods on the Nexus show off female... assets? How the fuck could a guy wear skinny cleavage-exposing platemetal armour?[/QUOTE]

Use female body mesh for male clothing. Problem solved with added man tits as a bonus.
Just what certain Nexus users were looking for.

[hypno-toad]

[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;32186473]Don't mods on the Nexus show off female... assets? How the fuck could a guy wear skinny cleavage-exposing platemetal armour?[/QUOTE]

Nude/Sex mods day one. Furry mods day 2. Cross dressing mods, day three. Its going to happen

[DX_V]

[QUOTE=hypno-toad;32186622]Nude/Sex mods day one. Furry mods day 2. Cross dressing mods, day three. Its going to happen[/QUOTE]

Improved wife simulation day four.

[HumanAbyss]

Does anyone remember the bow and arrow mod that inspired them to change the bows in Skyrim?

[Generic.Monk]

[QUOTE=DX_V;32186661]Improved wife simulation day four.[/QUOTE]

considering the bethesda implementation is likely to be full of bugs I could appreciate a mod like that

[DX_V]

[url]http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Green_Pact[/url]

Bosmer are cannibals, there is something I didn't know about those tree hoppers.