• The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!
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[QUOTE=Ganerumo;32262312]Who gave you the game so I can harass him to the very end of his existence ? [/QUOTE] He's mine!
[QUOTE=SilverHammer;32262342]I did[/QUOTE] Gimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimme please
[QUOTE=Ganerumo;32262312]I [b]won't buy it[/b] and will [b]wait[/b] for christmas[/QUOTE] Am I in... THE TWILIGHT ZONE?!
[QUOTE=PhantomGamers;32262395]Am I in... THE TWILIGHT ZONE?![/QUOTE] I'm perfectly able to wait one more month if I can eventually get the game without paying it (aka the magic of parents)
[QUOTE=daijitsu;32262262]isn't that like giving you raffle tickets, and you have to pay to find out whether you won anything or not for each one?[/QUOTE] Yeah, thats about right. Crates are probably so low that 4 of them might be worth one old weapon. Might. And someone told me that Refined = Roughly one dollar. So going by that, 400 crates would be worth 100 weapons = $5.55. He'd need like 4000+ crates in reality. lol
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5QVCG71dm0[/media] Leaked Argonian voice.
I could barely hear anything. Nice move putting background noise that's louder than the actual voice. Sounds like what you can expect from a humanoid lizard, I guess. I love the new appearance of the argonians, though I gotta admit it definitely is weird to see female argonians having breasts while looking much more feral than in Oblivion.
yeah I can't hear a thing it said
[QUOTE=Sonicdude;32262688][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5QVCG71dm0[/media] Leaked Argonian voice.[/QUOTE] I didn't know they spoke music.
sounded like an audio clip from someone who watched a demo live... is that even considered 'leaking' when it was an open showing? also after having inhabited the "I have the weirdest boner" thread for a while, I will live the next two months in fear of what horrifying porn the new design of the argonian females will bring
I read on the Nexus forums that even though there are 70 VAs the same dude will voice both the male Khajiit and Argonians. I bet the females use the same old lady from Oblivion, too, for those same races. Way to use those 70 VAs, Bethesda. If there are child versions of those races, I sorta wonder what they'd sound like too. It would be sorta lore breaking to see child Khajiits and Argonians, so theres actually a valid excuse for there not being lil' Argonians and Khajiits though.
[QUOTE=MrCasual;32263136]It would be sorta lore breaking to see child Khajiits and Argonians, so theres actually a valid excuse for there not being lil' Argonians and Khajiits though.[/QUOTE] Uh, how so?
[img]http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20071105093050/uncyclopedia/images/8/8d/Baby_tiger_surprised_face.jpg[/img] Here's a khajiit kid.
[QUOTE=rampageturke 2;32260554][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSrBSuZzoKM&feature=player_detailpage#t=57s[/url][/QUOTE]dude I had my windows volume at 0 and I could still hear that what the fuck
I just realized that in the skill screens, the sign your character was born under is displayed in the background. Well, that's a nice touch.
[QUOTE=Mind Man;32263172]Uh, how so?[/QUOTE] I think Argonians are born in Argonia and they drink Hist Sap as babies. I don't know a lot about it, only that Hist Sap has to be drunk by Argonian babies and they turn different sexes and "Type" of Argonian based on how much they drink. I guess Hist Sap also comes from Argonian female breasts. The world will never know. Same for Khajiits. A Khajiit couple would be lucky to have a child that is exactly like them, because Khajiits look different based on the Moon cycle when they are born. They can either look like this: [img]http://www.luckyrob.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/batte-cat.jpg[/img] Like this: [img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRRF-xtSQb9G7JtTDqwx5ERP27cm6mONkPAN5yAJAIVhwAKYjBBMt8PsxuS[/img] Or this: [img]http://www.daviddanielsphotography.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/masked-man-profile-2.jpg[/img] Khajiits are freakin' crazy man. So yeah, its a tiny bit lore breaking.
I am a khajiit mrowrr
[QUOTE=Mr Shadyface;32260237]Y'know what pissed me off? Rust weapons. [I]They didn't look rusty.[/I][/QUOTE] The funny thing about this is, I remember having a rusty iron sword that did a few points more damage than a steel sword I had lingering in my inventory. [editline]13th September 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=MrCasual;32263136]If there are child versions of those races, I sorta wonder what they'd sound like too. It would be sorta lore breaking to see child Khajiits and Argonians, so theres actually a valid excuse for there not being lil' Argonians and Khajiits though.[/QUOTE] I swear, if the children are [i]anything[/i] like the kids from Fallout 3, I'm going to shoot myself and anyone else around me. They were so god damn annoying. A cave full of asshole kids who don't age and do nothing but throw smartass insults at you is sure to drive the player mad.
[QUOTE=Captain Chalky;32254718][url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kt7IeycKJKQ&feature=player_detailpage#t=265s]My reaction to the 'new' footage.[/url][/QUOTE] [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc&feature=player_embedded]My reaction to your reaction[/url] [editline]13th September 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=MrCasual;32263486]I think Argonians are born in Argonia and they drink Hist Sap as babies. I don't know a lot about it, only that Hist Sap has to be drunk by Argonian babies and they turn different sexes and "Type" of Argonian based on how much they drink. I guess Hist Sap also comes from Argonian female breasts. The world will never know. Same for Khajiits. A Khajiit couple would be lucky to have a child that is exactly like them, because Khajiits look different based on the Moon cycle when they are born. So yeah, its a tiny bit lore breaking.[/QUOTE] I don't know man it would be kinda cool to have them around. (Just so I can punt them away and end their demonspawn races)
so, how long after release that the killable children mod comes?
[QUOTE=Akuma_lektro;32264467]so, how long after release that the killable children mod comes?[/QUOTE] Somewhere between the japanese porn mods and the chinese porn mods i believe.
[QUOTE=yannickgd;32264538]Somewhere between the japanese porn mods and the chinese porn mods i believe.[/QUOTE] What about the Korean porn mods?
[QUOTE=Librarian;32265057]What about the Korean porn mods?[/QUOTE] I don't think anyone's interested in Kim and his pudgy ass.
Talking about games getting gifted, I managed to get Morrowind for free, in exchange of a couple of TF2 hats. I wonder if five or six hats will get me Skyrim...
Minor thing really, but anyone know if you see your body/legs when you look directly down. It bugs me in games when you can't so would really like to see it in Skyrim. I'll live if you can't, but would enjoy it if you can.
Just pre-ordered Skyrim online for $42AUD, it's a physical copy and comes with the cloth map. For an Australian, that price is really good considering Skyrim pre-orders cost $88AUD at my local EB Games shop. It will probably come around a week after the release, but I guess I can wait. [url]www.ozgameshop.com[/url] for any curious Australians. The site is legit, before you ask (I have ordered from there before).
I'll be pre-ordering the Collectors edition at the end of this week <3.
Will they ever release a demo for the PC?
No.
[QUOTE=SoUl_ReApEr2;32265991]No.[/QUOTE] Shit, I just saw the video for the demo and it got me extremely hyped up.
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