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The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!

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Games without dynamic 3rd person cameras =/= playable 3rd person. At least for me. Like when you walk right the camera should sway to the right shoulder view, and when you walk left, it sways over to be peaking over and above your left shoulder. If it's a centered camera with your character chilling on your means of aiming, it's a no-go.

I just noticed these in the pickpocketing perk tree: [B]Misdirections[/B] You can pickpocket equipped weapons… [B]Perfect Touch[/B] You can pickpocket equipped items… Apparently you can now steal people's clothes. It will at least make a good replacement for corrode spells.

so i cant be a lizard and have a lizard wife? Ah thats a shame, guess i will live alone then. :(

I REALLY want to play Skyrim... I have no idea how I'm going to pass the time in this next two months.

[QUOTE=PhantomGamers;32271830]I REALLY want to play Skyrim... I have no idea how I'm going to pass the time in this next two months.[/QUOTE] Minecraft, Red Orchestra 2, maybe some MW3 if I give in and play with friends, school, and work will all do me well in the aging process. Then when skyrim comes I'm going to be 50 before I know it.

Now that I think about it, I bet most races will be marry-able. They're probably just cutting out the redundant human races like Imperials or something. Hopefully. I'm googling now and I'm finding lots of articles saying there is still a Fable system, but Pete Hines said otherwise...so someone at Bethesda said something wrong or something got misinterpreted...and thats easy to do, really.

[QUOTE=Str4fe;32271813]so i cant be a lizard and have a lizard wife? Ah thats a shame, guess i will live alone then. :([/QUOTE] I want to be a Male Khajit with an Argonian gay hubbie.

[QUOTE=aridpheonix;32271851]Minecraft, Red Orchestra 2, maybe some MW3 if I give in and play with friends, school, and work will all do me well in the aging process. Then when skyrim comes I'm going to be 50 before I know it.[/QUOTE] I'm bored of Minecraft, I am looking forward to Red Orchestra 2, definitely NOT MW3, MAYBE BF3, not sure.

[QUOTE=MrCasual;32271862]They're probably just cutting out the redundant human races like Imperials or something. Hopefully. [/QUOTE]...what?

I don't find it making sense for an Argonian to marry a humanoid race. I know sex isn't confirmed, but reptiles have internal penises.

I'm probably going to play as a gay dude in Skyrim just so I can have a companion. I don't imagine any woman I would want to marry in-game would be so good in battles.

[QUOTE=BLOODGA$M;32271898]...what?[/QUOTE] Imperials, Bretons, and Nords are all fairly similar, at least when compared to the other races.

[QUOTE=PhantomGamers;32271906]I'm probably going to play as a gay dude in Skyrim just so I can have a companion. I don't imagine any woman I would want to marry in-game would be so good in battles.[/QUOTE] Sexist bastard.

[QUOTE=PhantomGamers;32271906]I don't imagine any woman I would want to marry in-game would be so good in battles.[/QUOTE] Try an orc, or just leave her at home.

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;32272132]Try an orc, or just leave her at home.[/QUOTE] Maybe the latter, depends, have kitchens been confirmed?

[QUOTE=PhantomGamers;32272171]Maybe the latter, depends, have kitchens been confirmed?[/QUOTE] There were kitchens in Oblivion IIRC, if not you could just leave her to cook in your dungeon basement.

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;32271802]I just noticed these in the pickpocketing perk tree: [B]Misdirections[/B] You can pickpocket equipped weapons… [B]Perfect Touch[/B] You can pickpocket equipped items… Apparently you can now steal people's clothes. It will at least make a good replacement for corrode spells.[/QUOTE] And a good replacement for korean porn mods.

I'd like the love system to be sorta dynamic. And implemented for NPC's. I think they could make like a preference for every npc, so that if you have certain skills certain people wlil like you. It would also be cool if npc's fell in love with each other as well.

[QUOTE=MrCasual;32271862]Now that I think about it, I bet most races will be marry-able. They're probably just cutting out the redundant human races like Imperials or something. Hopefully. I'm googling now and I'm finding lots of articles saying there is still a Fable system, but Pete Hines said otherwise...so someone at Bethesda said something wrong or something got misinterpreted...and thats easy to do, really.[/QUOTE] I'd prefer if they left one of the human races out, but it would be pretty difficult to come up with any kind of reason compared to leaving out a beast race or Orcs or something.

[QUOTE=MrCasual;32271916]Imperials, Bretons, and Nords are all fairly similar, at least when compared to the other races.[/QUOTE]Imperials weren't even part of the series until Morrowind. Orcs weren't playable until Morrowind either, but I guess that's a bit different. Why do people want to see more regression all of the sudden? We already lost Mysticism

[QUOTE=BLOODGA$M;32272564]Imperials weren't even part of the series until Morrowind. Orcs weren't playable until Morrowind either, but I guess that's a bit different. Why do people want to see more regression all of the sudden? We already lost Mysticism[/QUOTE] I don't want regression, personally I liked the Fable style of marriage. I'd be fine with it as long as gay guys don't stalk me like in Fable 2. I think they should at least make an option for each race and sex, that way, modders have more free reign on companion (and marriage) mods. And you know this game will have those kinds of mods.

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;32271904]I don't find it making sense for an Argonian to marry a humanoid race. I know sex isn't confirmed, but reptiles have internal penises.[/QUOTE] We can [B]make it happen[/B] :dance: or, the Nexus will :tinfoil:

Why the fuck do we have to have awkward videogame romancing. Only people who are going to do any of it are either after any possible minor perks or advantages it might grant or are probably driven by far more questionable reasons.

[QUOTE=PhantomGamers;32271830]I REALLY want to play Skyrim... I have no idea how I'm going to pass the time in this next two months.[/QUOTE] Stronghold 3!

My mistake about the whole dubbing thing. I checked on the guy's wikipedia page to see what else he did. And he dubbed (yeah, the word is appropriate this time) a lot of things, including John Rambo in the animated series, male orcs back to Morrowind in the french version, a few orcs in Gothic 3, some dwarves in the witcher, freaking Hephaistos in god of war... ... and a character from Urotsukidoji II. THE FUCK.

[QUOTE=Kentz;32273204]Stronghold 3![/QUOTE] A month wait for that, damn!

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;32271904]I don't find it making sense for an Argonian to marry a humanoid race. I know sex isn't confirmed, but reptiles have internal penises.[/QUOTE] yeah that's not what the nexus thinks

[QUOTE=Falchion;32273186]Why the fuck do we have to have awkward videogame romancing. Only people who are going to do any of it are either after any possible minor perks or advantages it might grant or are probably driven by far more questionable reasons.[/QUOTE] Like roleplaying and / or immersion? Those sickos!

I should really beat Oblivion and Morrowind. I get so caught up on side quests that I forget about the main quest.

Main quests were never that memorable until now. I hope Skyrim will have a good main quest to go with the whole HOLY SHIT A WORLD EATING DRAGON thing going on.

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