The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!
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[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;31101040]I don't use Deadly Reflex because I play Oblivion on a console and I'm too poor to get a new PC and too lazy to find a job.[/QUOTE]
ITT:
10 skyrim dicussion with undercurrents of oblivion/morrowind discussion
20 skyrim dicussion peaks due to new media
30 skyrim discussion subsides
40 disco tells us he plays these games on a console for the millionth time
50 3 page discussion where everyone whines at him to get a job, mow some lawns etc
60 disco tells everyone he's autistic and therefore cannot leech enough money off his parents or get a job, proceeds to go back to browsing FP on ENIAC
70 someone comes in whining about how the games are for casuals, consolization etc; 'dice rolls are the best for first person combat, that's why so many games have them'
80 goto 10
[QUOTE=Generic.Monk;31101262]ITT:
10 skyrim dicussion with undercurrents of oblivion/morrowind discussion
20 skyrim dicussion peaks due to new media
30 skyrim discussion subsides
40 disco tells us he plays these games on a console for the millionth time
50 3 page discussion where everyone whines at him to get a job, mow some lawns etc
60 disco tells everyone he's autistic and therefore cannot leech enough money off his parents or get a job, proceeds to go back to browsing FP on ENIAC
70 someone comes in whining about how the games are for casuals, consolization etc; 'dice rolls are the best for first person combat, that's why so many games have them'
80 goto 10[/QUOTE]
I'm not autistic...
Get a job you hippie!
[QUOTE=zombojoe;31101909]Get a job you hippy![/QUOTE]
HEY THATS MY THING FUCK YOU
[img]http://i.imgur.com/mWfoV.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=zombojoe;31101909]Get a job you hippie![/QUOTE]
I would like to find a job in IT that I can do but that's unlikely.
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;31102167]I would like to find a job in IT that I can do but that's unlikely.[/QUOTE]
How about being a sex slave?
[editline]14th July 2011[/editline]
Not mine but I'm just saying.
[QUOTE=red_pharoah;31102194]How about being a sex slave?
[editline]14th July 2011[/editline]
Not mine but I'm just saying.[/QUOTE]
Poor dental cover.
I hope they add castles, like the Battlehorn Castle DLC for oblivion, I loved my castle.
I love the mod that expands it, but for some reason goblins kept attacking it after I placed a shaman staff on display.
[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;31102409]I hope they add castles, like the Battlehorn Castle DLC for oblivion, I loved my castle.[/QUOTE]
I liked Frostcrag Spire more, it was much more useful to me with its altars and alchemy garden. It also had the best view in the game. Battlehorn Castle didn't have much except a useful sparring partner and a dwemer forge. It did get me the Dragonsword of Lain-something which is nice. At least it's more useful than the Thieve's Den.
Am I the only person that just used a portable campsite. Placed it outside a city, and did night raids in homes within the city, stealing everything I could and fencing it ?
[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;31102409]I hope they add castles, like the Battlehorn Castle DLC for oblivion, I loved my castle.[/QUOTE]
This would be nice, but hopefully you have to earn it. Wasn't much satisfaction in being given battlehorn castle because you didn't really have to do anything to get it.
"Oh, you saved us from that terrifying army of [I]three[/I] marauders. u r our master now let me shine your shoes my liege"
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;31104172]This would be nice, but hopefully you have to earn it. Wasn't much satisfaction in being given battlehorn castle because you didn't really have to do anything to get it.
"Oh, you saved us from that terrifying army of [I]three[/I] marauders. u r our master now let me shine your shoes my liege"[/QUOTE]
That's what I hated most about Oblivion, people would treat you like a fucking god just because you saved a cat, and they make everything look like the most urgent and dangerous thing in the world. (e.g. "DEADRA ARE POURING OUT OF THE OBLIVION GATE! HALP!" ----> *a stunted scamp barely shows up*)
When I first Heard that statement I imagined hundreds of monters coming out of the gate like a fucking flow, and when it didn't happen I was forced to Remember how dissapointing it is because the Conversation script writer went "oh this a very artistic way of saying that enemies are coming out of a gate fast, I'll slap it everywhere I attempt to write anything similar to save up on my imagination"
I think everything that was supposed to be really amazing ended up being really underwhelming. Partially due to level scaling and partially due to engine limitations
Martin's speech when you have to stop the siege machine or whatever it was called in particular was hilariously awkward due to the fact that he's supposed to be giving a generic heroic speech to an army of warriors. Instead, since an actual army would probably make Oblivion's version of Gamebryo explode, all he's giving a speech to is a handful of derivative idiot guards with the exact same voice, completely undermining any significant impact the speech could have had.
I like when several people say the same thing at the same time
[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;31105394]I like when several people say the same thing at the same time[/QUOTE]
Once I was on a quest where I had to steal something from inside the imperial barracks, I had the Cowl of Nocturnal and wore it, stole, then took it off. My Exit scenario involved 5 minutes of "What can I do for you citizen?" said by Pajama wearing soldiers.
The best is when two npcs with the same voice talk to each other.
[QUOTE=mookman22;31105528]The best is when two npcs with the same voice talk to each other.[/QUOTE]
My favorite is when npcs switch voices midway through conversations.
[QUOTE=Rubs10;31105637]My favorite is when npcs switch voices midway through conversations.[/QUOTE]
THAYNK YUU KAYND SURR! Then you ask about rumors and..
Emperors have been assassinated before..but this time..it's different!
oblivion crashing is always what makes me stop playing.
[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;31106272]oblivion crashing is always what makes me stop playing.[/QUOTE]
Are you playing with mods or vanilla? Also if you have a dual/quad core processor you should definitely do the ini tweaks to prevent crashing.
[QUOTE=mookman22;31106555]Are you playing with mods or vanilla? Also if you have a dual/quad core processor you should definitely do the ini tweaks to prevent crashing.[/QUOTE] with a few mods but I just reinstalled it a few days ago and when I was playing vanilla it did it too.
and I have done those ini tweaks
Disco I thought you played Oblivion on PC?
You got it on PC you said.
[QUOTE=mookman22;31106555]Are you playing with mods or vanilla? Also if you have a dual/quad core processor you should definitely do the ini tweaks to prevent crashing.[/QUOTE]
Can you give me a link to those INI tweaks please? I've been crashing alot lately, and it has been really aggravating.
[QUOTE=ClarkWasHere;31125390]Can you give me a link to those INI tweaks please? I've been crashing alot lately, and it has been really aggravating.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Ini_Settings[/url]
[QUOTE=mookman22;31125638][url]http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Ini_Settings[/url][/QUOTE]
Speaking of the wiki, there used to be a page on the site about things to do after you've cleared all the quests. I can't seem to find it anymore, don't know if it was removed or changed, but does anyone have a link or a cached version of the page?
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;31101040]I don't use Deadly Reflex because I play Oblivion on a console and I'm too poor to get a new PC and too lazy to find a job.[/QUOTE]
How do you get food?
[QUOTE=proch;31128834]How do you get food?[/QUOTE]
Probably lives with his parents?
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