The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!

[Aurorion]

[QUOTE=DX_V;32315900][img]http://i.imgur.com/hiUeP.png[/img][/QUOTE]

Dunno why, but i laughed.

[Pretty Obscure]

[QUOTE=MrCasual;32314158]There is NO WAY that is the console version. And if it is, HOLY SHIT. This looks better than those old E3 demos for sure, at least on the draw distance.[/QUOTE]

I'm pretty sure the only reason it looks "better" is because these pictures are taken by a high quality still camera, I don't really see a difference to be honest.
I'm almost certain they are from the 360 version which just goes to show how amazing it is and how much more amazing it will be on PC (as if you needed any further convincing.)

[editline]pooplol[/editline]

[QUOTE=Boba_Fett;32313604][img]http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/057/3/f/none_shall_know_my_secret_by_shwigityshwonshwei-d3agry1.png[/img]
[url]http://shwigityshwonshwei.deviantart.com/gallery/?offset=72#/d3agry1[/url]
This guy's work is hilarious and amazing.[/QUOTE]

Aha! So you're posting my avatar are you? :v:

[Aurorion]

Well maybe but it still nice, isn't ?

[DrasarSalman]

[QUOTE=MrCasual;32310011]I just wonder how your wife / husband will respond if you become a Werewolf or Vampire.

They'll probably become hostile and try to kill you.[/QUOTE]

They,ll react as if you had a STD/STI.

[Aurain]

[QUOTE=Jessey;32308447]I born on Friday the 13th of October :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]

Same birthday five, Was a thursday in 88 when I was born though.

[tommo400]

[QUOTE=Generic.Monk;32316029]yay, the lockpicking minigame is like FO3's

aka not shit like the one in oblivion[/QUOTE]
I'm wondering just how much else they're gonna take from FO3

[kirederf7]

Those horses are fat ass motherfuckers...

[tommo400]

Oh yeah, so I started Shivering Isles last night. I just made it to the first big city (new Sheoth or something?), but really it hasn't been that great so far. I just feel like going back and continuing whatever it was I was doing in Cyrodiil. But hey I'm sure it'll pick up

[PunchedInFac]

[QUOTE=kirederf7;32317181]Those horses are fat ass motherfuckers...[/QUOTE]

The horses you see in races are specifically bred to be as thin and as fast as possible. I see them as shells of skin.

Draft horses, Big stong mother fuckers, on the other hand are big, strong and serve the purpose of transporting knights in full plate armor.

[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/29/Modern-Knight.jpg/399px-Modern-Knight.jpg[/img]

And are totally awesome.

[Stizzles]

[QUOTE=tommo400;32317222]Oh yeah, so I started Shivering Isles last night. I just made it to the first big city (new Sheoth or something?), but really it hasn't been that great so far. I just feel like going back and continuing whatever it was I was doing in Cyrodiil. But hey I'm sure it'll pick up[/QUOTE]
Sheogorath is the funniest part of SI, he's hilarious.
Also you can get some p. cool weapons and stuff, and the main quest is actually kinda fun.

[Zondac]

I woukd guess that horses are based on these horses here
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fjord_horse[/url]
Would make sense since everything else is norse-inspired

[PunchedInFac]

[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/88/Horse_hjerl_hede_2004_ubt.jpeg/800px-Horse_hjerl_hede_2004_ubt.jpeg[/img]

Watching horses eat grass is hilarious.

[tommo400]

[QUOTE=Zondac;32317353]I woukd guess that horses are based on these horses here
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fjord_horse[/url]
Would make sense since everything else is norse-inspired[/QUOTE]
From images/video I've seen they look nothing like that. Much more like the draft horse as PunchedInFac said

Edit: Well apparently I don't know much about horses as "draft Horse" is not a breed, per say, but still I don't think they look much like that Fjord horse

[Celcord]

I've decided to do all the guilds on Oblivion for some reason. I've already done Dark Brotherhood and Theives Guild and starting Fighters guild.
Dark brotherhood was so depressing.

[kirederf7]

[QUOTE=PunchedInFac;32317281]The horses you see in races are specifically bred to be as thin and as fast as possible. I see them as shells of skin.

Draft horses, Big stong mother fuckers, on the other hand are big, strong and serve the purpose of transporting knights in full plate armor.

[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/29/Modern-Knight.jpg/399px-Modern-Knight.jpg[/img]

And are totally awesome.[/QUOTE]

I know that, the horses still seem fat compared to real life draft horses..
But hey I like fat!

[MrCasual]

[QUOTE=PunchedInFac;32317380][img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/88/Horse_hjerl_hede_2004_ubt.jpeg/800px-Horse_hjerl_hede_2004_ubt.jpeg[/img]

Watching horses eat grass is hilarious.[/QUOTE]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6ODb9wltbY&feature=related[/media]

[tommo400]

[QUOTE=Playguy;32317460]I've decided to do all the guilds on Oblivion for some reason. I've already done Dark Brotherhood and Theives Guild and starting Fighters guild.
Dark brotherhood was so depressing.[/QUOTE]
It was also one of the most fun quest lines.

[sp]poor Lucien :([/sp]

[-Ben_Wolfe-]

[QUOTE=Playguy;32317460]I've decided to do all the guilds on Oblivion for some reason. I've already done Dark Brotherhood and Theives Guild and starting Fighters guild.
Dark brotherhood was so depressing.[/QUOTE]

Personally, I think the Dark Brotherhood has the most interesting quest throughout the game. Especially the Summitmist Manor quest.

[Ganerumo]

Dark Brotherhood was the best quest ever. It could even have been the main quest if it was longer imo.

The passage I both love and hate is when you have to [sp]cleanse the sanctuary by killing everyone inside[/sp], because at this point you've been working for the brotherhood long enough to consider it a lesser evil to a greater good, something that has to exist and that is thankfully existing, and then, they ask you to do that - it's a huge slap in the face. [sp]Especially because I liked a lot some of the characters in there, especially the two argonians you can befriend with and help as much as getting help from them[/sp] Same for what happened to Lucien, and even the first and last time you go [sp]in the hidden tomb under the statue[/sp], you're both pushed towards thinking the Brotherhood is good and is evil at the same time.

Compared to the "Hurp a durp you're a prisoner I didn't trust a second ago go give that to the emperor's hidden son and save the world :downs:" main quest, it's hella deep.

[PunchedInFac]

[QUOTE=tommo400;32317442]From images/video I've seen they look nothing like that. Much more like the draft horse as PunchedInFac said

Edit: Well apparently I don't know much about horses as "draft Horse" is not a breed, per say, but still I don't think they look much like that Fjord horse[/QUOTE]

You're right. Draft horses arent a certain breed, but the term is used to denote strong, heavily built working horses.

[Aerkhan]

[QUOTE=Ganerumo;32317587]Dark Brotherhood was the best quest ever. It could even have been the main quest if it was longer imo.

The passage I both love and hate is when you have to [sp]cleanse the sanctuary by killing everyone inside[/sp], because at this point you've been working for the brotherhood long enough to consider it a lesser evil to a greater good, something that has to exist and that is thankfully existing, and then, they ask you to do that - it's a huge slap in the face. [sp]Especially because I liked a lot some of the characters in there, especially the two argonians you can befriend with and help as much as getting help from them[/sp] Same for what happened to Lucien, and even the first and last time you go [sp]in the hidden tomb under the statue[/sp], you're both pushed towards thinking the Brotherhood is good and is evil at the same time.

Compared to the "Hurp a durp you're a prisoner I didn't trust a second ago go give that to the emperor's hidden son and save the world :downs:" main quest, it's hella deep.[/QUOTE]

I must confess.
I cried.
I shed faggot tears, baby tears, crocodile tears and manly tears.
I couldn't bring myself to do it, so I summoned that one guy and hid.

[Celcord]

[QUOTE=Aerkhan;32318282]I must confess.
I cried.
I shed faggot tears, baby tears, crocodile tears and manly tears.
I couldn't bring myself to do it, so I summoned that one guy and hid.[/QUOTE]

I agree. I walked into the sanctuary and saw Vicente Valtieri. He looked at me with a wide smile and greeted me saying I was a gift. [sp]after I finally killed him[/sp] I sat in a corner and cried.

[Ganerumo]

You know what's worse with Valtieri ? I accepted to become a vampire thanks to him right before this quest :smith:

[tommo400]

[QUOTE=Playguy;32318687]I agree. I walked into the sanctuary and saw Vicente Valtieri. He looked at me with a wide smile and greeted me saying I was a gift. [sp]after I finally killed him[/sp] I sat in a corner and cried.[/QUOTE]
The thing that really got me was even M'raaj Dar, who hated you up until then, finally accepted you as his brother :'(

[Xenomoose]

[QUOTE=tommo400;32318927]The thing that really got me was even M'raaj Dar, who hated you up until then, finally accepted you as his brother :'([/QUOTE]

Fuck him, he was a douchebag for no reason other than the fact that you were new. I enjoyed killing him. The other guys, not so much, but M'raaj-Dar can suck a dick in hell for all I care.

[tommo400]

[QUOTE=Xenomoose;32321397]Fuck him, he was a douchebag for no reason other than the fact that you were new. I enjoyed killing him. The other guys, not so much, but M'raaj-Dar can suck a dick in hell for all I care.[/QUOTE]
Sure he was a douche, but he admitted he was wrong and he wanted to start fresh! If you didn't forgive him (for the five seconds before you killed him), well sir you're no better than he was.

[LCBADs]

[QUOTE=Generic.Monk;32316029]yay, the lockpicking minigame is like FO3's

aka not shit like the one in oblivion[/QUOTE]

hey, i dug oblivion's lockpicking minigame :saddowns:

[_Slick_]

This guy definately was my favorite in the darkbrotherhood hideout:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBRSQGSyo9s[/media]

[Zeke129]

[QUOTE=Atlascore;32313988]
[url]http://game.watch.impress.co.jp/img/gmw/docs/477/793/html/sky65.jpg.html[/url][/QUOTE]

Wow that guy is standing on the wall so realistically

[tommo400]

[QUOTE=Zeke129;32321975]Wow that guy is standing on the wall so realistically[/QUOTE]
That "Weergh!" is actually a dragon shout that allows you or your allies to levitate.