The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!

[DrasarSalman]

[QUOTE=Rahkshi lord;32343194]BRB canceling my non existent pre-order[/QUOTE]

If you hate this game so much, then why are you still here?

[Generic.Monk]

[QUOTE=Rahkshi lord;32343194][IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/fXt3Nm.png[/IMG]

This bow looks like it fits in A JRPG, not Skyrim, BRB canceling my non existent pre-order

Note: this is a joke.[/QUOTE]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIxNLcPyvEA[/media]

[editline]17th September 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=Aerkhan;32343208]You should have got a different lens
Fisheye is for the weak
For when you got the camera
And the Fish was the only Eye you got

And you guys can finish it w/e I'm tired.[/QUOTE]

is that a poem, because if it is it's a bit of a terrible one

[editline]17th September 2011[/editline]

there once was a guy called infection
who went in a brave new direction
his camera was shit
he cared not a bit
so we gave him a lethal injection

[Rahkshi]

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;32343221]If you hate this game so much, then why are you still here?[/QUOTE]

I don't hate it. It was a joke, I'm planning to pre-order it I just haven't. Thus my joke of canceling a pre order I don't have.

[Generic.Monk]

[QUOTE=Rahkshi lord;32343488]I don't hate it. It was a joke, I'm planning to pre-order it I just haven't. Thus my joke of canceling a pre order I don't have.[/QUOTE]

that's pretty meta man, I'm not sure we can appreciate a joke on that many levels

[Carne]

Though I hope at least all the different playable races have a certain height, and not the same.

I don't want to play as a 6ft Bosmer and a 6ft Nord. I suspect they'll all have the same height due to issues that might happen when it comes to kill animations etc, and they'd have to have one animation for every inch.

I'm probably making a big deal out of something that doesn't affect gameplay, but playing as a tall and buff character would give the sense of ever more dominance, plus it would make your character look rad as hell.

[Generic.Monk]

i even wrote a haiku for you guys

fish eye lens, that's shit
who wants to look through fish eyes
get out of my house

[PhantomGamers]

[QUOTE=Rahkshi lord;32343488]I don't hate it. It was a joke, I'm planning to pre-order it I just haven't. Thus my joke of canceling a pre order I don't have.[/QUOTE]

This community does not comprehend obvious jokes. You should stop trying.

[Rahkshi]

[QUOTE=Generic.Monk;32343315]

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Just want to say that you changed what you posted right as I quoted you so this was a response to when you actually posting words and not a stupid video but now I can't do that. I would have actally cared about what you said had it remained "And to think I actually respected your opinion before." or whatever it was. This new post shows the level of maturity of a 15 year old in public school. I made a joke, one not aimed any anyone personlly, one about a gale you has sworn to love even though you haven't played it. and you take attacks against a not released game like I attacked you directly(all of you not just you Generic Monk)

Hoestly I don't know why I bother posting here, the title of the thread isn't Skyrim lover's get together to love Skyrim I just assumed the slightly negative comments were still allowed.

[DrasarSalman]

[QUOTE=Rahkshi lord;32343619]Honestly I don't know why I bother posting here, the title of the thread isn't Skyrim lovers get together to love Skyrim I just assumed the slightly negative comments were still allowed.[/QUOTE]

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V6: Skyrim lovers get together to love Skyrim.

[Generic.Monk]

[QUOTE=Rahkshi lord;32343619]Just want to say that you changed what you posted right as I quoted you so this was a response to when you actually posting words and not a stupid video but now I can't do that. I would have actally cared about what you said had it remained "And to think I actually respected your opinion before." or whatever it was. This new post shows the level of maturity of a 15 year old in public school. I made a joke, one not aimed any anyone personlly, one about a gale you has sworn to love even though you haven't played it. and you take attacks against a not released game like I attacked you directly(all of you not just you Generic Monk)

Hoestly I don't know why I bother posting here, the title of the thread isn't Skyrim lover's get together to love Skyrim I just assumed the slightly negative comments were still allowed.[/QUOTE]

every comment in the last few pages from you has been whining about some ridiculously small thing like it's going to ruin the game

[Gilboron]

The fancy bow is probably the new conjured bow. It looks more like magic than like an actual physical object, so...

[Generic.Monk]

[QUOTE=Gilboron;32343748]The fancy bow is probably the new conjured bow. It looks more like magic than like an actual physical object, so...[/QUOTE]

it's probably an enchanted bow, which I can get behind now that the particle effects don't look like someone wrapped the weapons in coloured cellophane

[Fisk]

[QUOTE=Gilboron;32343748]The fancy bow is probably the new conjured bow. It looks more like magic than like an actual physical object, so...[/QUOTE]So? It's still sexy as fuk. I want to fire it's arrows if you know what I mean.

[DrasarSalman]

[QUOTE=Generic.Monk;32343785]it's probably an enchanted bow, which I can get behind now that the particle effects don't look like someone wrapped the weapons in coloured cellophane[/QUOTE]

The bow looks more like it is made out of something between plasma and fire, both something you would not normally want to/be available to hold, so I'm guessing it is summoned.

[Mind Infection]

[URL="http://gopro.com/cameras/hd-helmet-hero-camera/"]This[/URL] is my only camera, so I cant do shit about it. Also what is wrong with the kitchen? Or OXM?

[Rahkshi]

[QUOTE=Generic.Monk;32343709]every comment in the last few pages from you has been whining about some ridiculously small thing like it's going to ruin the game[/QUOTE]

whining =/ joking and oh look you're banned.

And as a summoned bow it's fine, I was as I stated above, joking. not only does that bow not ruin the game nor did I say that(plus I'm sure I've seen you joke about canceling your preorder before too) Mod will fix it if it was reammt that bad/I don't use bows anyway,

[Carne]

[QUOTE=Mind Infection;32343943][URL="http://gopro.com/cameras/hd-helmet-hero-camera/"]This[/URL] is my only camera, so I cant do shit about it. Also what is wrong with the kitchen? Or OXM?[/QUOTE]

Lay some tracing paper on top of the pages and carefully draw everything.

[Raidyr]

[QUOTE=Rahkshi lord;32344096]whining =/ joking and oh look you're banned.
[/QUOTE]

And nothing of value was lost.

[Kolei]

[QUOTE=Generic.Monk;32343785]it's probably an enchanted bow, which I can get behind now that the particle effects don't look like someone wrapped the weapons in coloured cellophane[/QUOTE]

This was one of my major concerns. Same thing for enemies, if I freeze them, I want to see some icy effects like Bioshock or something, not have the enemy shimmer in a blue highlight.

[Nightsure]

A friend of mine was at Games Fest today and Todd Howard complimented my friend's Minecraft shirt :v:

[Boba_Fett]

[QUOTE=Str4fe;32342918]Alchemy animations, FUCKING AWESOME[/QUOTE]
There better be eating and drinking animations.

[CMX]

I know I am extremely late to the party but, will Jeremy Soule be composing the music for this?

[Xenomoose]

[QUOTE=Cmx;32347089]I know I am extremely late to the party but, will Jeremy Soule be composing the music for this?[/QUOTE]

I do believe it has been confirmed that he is returning.

[Mind Infection]

[QUOTE=Carne;32344802]Lay some tracing paper on top of the pages and carefully draw everything.[/QUOTE]
Wouldn't I still have to take pictures of the tracing paper? [sp]Challenge Accepted[/sp]

[MrCasual]

I bought the magazine today. Haven't read it yet but its got lots of new screens.

If my scanner isn't acting up I might take some scans for you guys.

EDIT:

Sorry, Scanners on the fritz. I took some pics with my Olympus camera though. I'll sift through them and see which are the best.

EDIT:

Ok, here they are. I kept them in the default size.

Warning: Pictures are HUGE!

[thumb]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v327/magicemperor2000/P9170031.jpg[/thumb]

[thumb]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v327/magicemperor2000/P9170032.jpg[/thumb]

[thumb]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v327/magicemperor2000/P9170033.jpg[/thumb]

[Xion21]

If that bow is a conjured equipment, that is awesome! Items with an ethereal, arcane look for bound items would be neat.

[KorJax]

I'm gonna be all immersed and only look up to the stars at my stats when its night time. Cause then I'd literally be looking up at the stars!

[Dalto11]

Finally pre-ordered on Steam today, and gifted a copy to my friend as well for his birthday <3

[Xenomoose]

That mudcrab on the last page looks pretty fearsome.

[Cuon Alpinus]

[QUOTE=Xenomoose;32348946]That mudcrab on the last page looks pretty fearsome.[/QUOTE]
Nasty things.