The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!

[PhantomGamers]

[QUOTE=Cuon Alpinus;32349096]Nasty things.[/QUOTE]

I've heard the same.

[Bletotum]

[QUOTE=Xenomoose;32348946]That mudcrab on the last page looks pretty fearsome.[/QUOTE]

guess that npc insult is a compliment

who knew

[MrCasual]

I finally started reading the article and I saw something weird...

Apparently this game has Necromancer farmers that harvest eggs from Zombie chickens. I wonder if Zombie chickens will try to peck your brains out when they attack?

[Zondac]

I've sent 6 e-mails about Preorder additional content to some stores. So far I've got 3 no's and 2 "We don't know, but google says you're right, we'll look into it".

Fuck, I just want a cloth map, why is it so hard to find in Norway ;__;

[Ronin]

[QUOTE=MrCasual;32349538]I finally started reading the article and I saw something weird...

Apparently this game has Necromancer farmers that harvest eggs from Zombie chickens. I wonder if Zombie chickens will try to peck your brains out when they attack?[/QUOTE]

Sounds like the new Cliffracer to me. Tiny thing that kicks your ass because you can't hit it or see it coming.

[DX_V]

[QUOTE=Xenomoose;32348946]That mudcrab on the last page looks pretty fearsome.[/QUOTE]

I really hope there is an extremely high level mudcrab somewhere in game.

[MrCasual]

[QUOTE=DX_V;32350793]I really hope there is an extremely high level mudcrab somewhere in game.[/QUOTE]

How about a TALKING Mudcrab that sells you stuff like in Morrowind?

Morrowind had some of the quirkiest Easter Eggs.

[Zondac]

[QUOTE=MrCasual;32350825]How about a TALKING Mudcrab that sells you stuff like in Morrowind?

Morrowind had some of the quirkiest Easter Eggs.[/QUOTE]

That mudcrab was more "Talking Mudcrab you sell things to" rather than "Talking Mudcrab that sells you stuff", actually

[MrCasual]

Oh yeah, he had so much money.

I hope merchants in Skyrim are done like they were in Fallout 3, but at least one merchant has a BUNCH of Gold so you can actually sell high end stuff.

[HumanAbyss]

[QUOTE=Rahkshi lord;32343619]Just want to say that you changed what you posted right as I quoted you so this was a response to when you actually posting words and not a stupid video but now I can't do that. I would have actally cared about what you said had it remained "And to think I actually respected your opinion before." or whatever it was. This new post shows the level of maturity of a 15 year old in public school. I made a joke, one not aimed any anyone personlly, one about a gale you has sworn to love even though you haven't played it. and you take attacks against a not released game like I attacked you directly(all of you not just you Generic Monk)

Hoestly I don't know why I bother posting here, the title of the thread isn't Skyrim lover's get together to love Skyrim I just assumed the slightly negative comments were still allowed.[/QUOTE]

Having read all your "jokes" in this thread

may I suggest trying not to be funny? it's not working so well.

[Pretty Obscure]

[QUOTE]"Why is it important to folks that 1 version be better than the others? Just buy the 1 you prefer and be happy. They're all good." - Pete Hines[/QUOTE]

So true.

[DrasarSalman]

I wonder if anyone here who bought that magazine have a working printer.

[QUOTE=BANNED USER;32349599]Tiny thing that kicks your ass because you can't hit it.[/QUOTE]

Basically how I experience any creature in Daggerfall.

[Aerkhan]

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;32352775]I wonder if anyone here who bought that magazine have a working printer.

Basically how I experience any creature in Daggerfall.[/QUOTE]

Thou areth inferior to me then.
Now, Arena...

[tommo400]

[QUOTE=DX_V;32350793]I really hope there is an extremely high level mudcrab somewhere in game.[/QUOTE]
giant enemy (mud)crab?

[QTom]

[QUOTE=Xenomoose;32348946]That mudcrab on the last page looks pretty fearsome.[/QUOTE]

GIANT ENEMY CRAB

Edit: ok I got ninja'd :smith:

[tommo400]

They sort of did that in oblivion with a giant mudcrab but it was still weak as fuck

[Pretty Obscure]

[QUOTE=tommo400;32353487]They sort of did that in oblivion with a giant mudcrab but it was still weak as fuck[/QUOTE]

Yeah, and you couldn't even flip it on it's back and attack it's weak point for massive damage.

[Mr Shadyface]

[QUOTE=Pretty Obscure;32353521]Yeah, and you couldn't even flip it on it's back and attack it's weak point for massive damage.[/QUOTE]

Wait, is the giant mudcrab in vanilla oblivion? where?

[tommo400]

[QUOTE=Mr Shadyface;32354459]Wait, is the giant mudcrab in vanilla oblivion? where?[/QUOTE]
[URL="http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Greenmead_Cave"]Greenmead cave[/URL]

[Rahkshi]

[QUOTE=HumanAbyss;32351217]Having read[B] all[/B] your "jokes" in this thread

may I suggest trying not to be funny? it's not working so well.[/QUOTE]

Because you read 219 pages just to find my posts to tell me I'm not funny right, I mean it's not like you read the last 4 pages, decided all my posts must be the same and posted that.
And the last thread, and the thread before that. My jokes have just failed lately, as humor is subjective and my friends on steam did have a differing opinion then you.
Your opinion =/ every one's opinion.

Also I feel very sad that I end up having to have multi page arguments about a one line joke you could have ignored but instead decided to continue talking about long after you need too, this isn't even about the elder scrolls anymore.

[editline]18th September 2011[/editline]

Let's get back to some classic nexus hating shall we.

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[bucket_face]

I demand updates.

[DrasarSalman]

I demand patience.

[Jericho_Rus]

I demand Skyrim.

[bucket_face]

I demand acceptance by the scp foundation.

[RedSponge]

What did i teach you about demanding? All of you to the corner, I demand it!

[Hostel]

I always thought it would've been a great idea to procedurally variate the size of creatures, and proportionally change their HP and damage dealt. For example, mud crabs small enough that you could step on one and kill it, while there is one so big that it could hack a limb off. You could have different sized frost trolls, spiders, etc. It might create some kind of competitive play where players hunt down the biggest monster they can find, and post it online. You could make the biggest ones extremely rare.

[PhantomGamers]

[QUOTE=Zondac;32349591]I've sent 6 e-mails about Preorder additional content to some stores. So far I've got 3 no's and 2 "We don't know, but google says you're right, we'll look into it".

Fuck, I just want a cloth map, why is it so hard to find in Norway ;__;[/QUOTE]

Bethesda said the cloth map is coming with ALL games shipped in the first batch.
It's not a store by store basis, if you buy Skyrim early and get one of the first batch of games you will get the cloth map.

[Hellduck]

[QUOTE=PhantomGamers;32356434]Bethesda said the cloth map is coming with ALL games shipped in the first batch.
It's not a store by store basis, if you buy Skyrim early and get one of the first batch of games you will get the cloth map.[/QUOTE]

YUS!

[DrasarSalman]

[QUOTE=Hostel;32356266]You could have different sized frost trolls, spiders, etc. It might create some kind of competitive play where players hunt down the biggest monster they can find, and post it online. You could make the biggest ones extremely rare.[/QUOTE]

They will make only one kind of creature like this, they are called dragons.

[Aerkhan]

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;32356538]They will make only one kind of creature like this, they are called dragons.[/QUOTE]

And they are all the same size.