The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!
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I want to make a crazy argonian that wishes to build an underswamp village and call it "Raptore"
a far fetched dream though.
Right, so I joined a friend of mine who was going to Preorder Skyrim.
We come out of the store and guess what?
They stole my bike.
[QUOTE=Aerkhan;32390345]Right, so I joined a friend of mine who was going to Preorder Skyrim.
We come out of the store and guess what?
They stole my bike.[/QUOTE]
[B]FUS ROH DAAH![/B]
[QUOTE=Aerkhan;32390345]Right, so I joined a friend of mine who was going to Preorder Skyrim.
We come out of the store and guess what?
They stole my bike.[/QUOTE]
Those pesky redguards...
[QUOTE=Aerkhan;32390345]Right, so I joined a friend of mine who was going to Preorder Skyrim.
We come out of the store and guess what?
They stole my bike.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b395/Nikoro-san/scum_sense_tingling.jpg[/img]
[sp]I was going to post this anyways since I bumped into it but you provided excellent context for it :v:[/sp]
TES should have more gory killsyncs.
[QUOTE=Joxalot;32391330]TES should have more gory killsyncs.[/QUOTE]
Unarmed killsync - Pull heart out of mouth
[QUOTE=Cairn Trenor;32391353]Unarmed killsync - Pull heart out of mouth[/QUOTE]
Fist of the North Star kind of kill sync, with turning around, walking 3 steps away and enemy exploding.
Woo preordered at last!
[QUOTE=Sheogorath;32391426]Woo preordered at last![/QUOTE]
Great name
Also a general question to all. I'm playing through oblivion again, not touching the main quest yet, doing various guilds and also parts of the shivering isles. I'm levelling VERY quickly, is it gonna suck doing the main quest last at a high level? As I recall allies don't level like enemies, so does that mean everyone at the battle of bruma and the like will die pretty easily?
Preordered at best buy.
I may do the midnight release... depending on how nerdy I am feeling.
Also, I am trying to build/ my computer to run skyrim... [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1092840[/url] would be much appreciated.
[QUOTE=Cairn Trenor;32391353]Unarmed killsync - Pull heart out of mouth[/QUOTE]
That would be awesome as the ultimate pickpocket perk.
Approach enemy silently, press E, see this:
[quote]Enemy's inventory:
-Rusty iron axe
-Gold x12
-His fucking heart holy shit
-Wolf pelt[/quote]
[QUOTE=blacksam;32391916]Preordered at best buy.
I may do the midnight release... depending on how nerdy I am feeling.
Also, I am trying to build/ my computer to run skyrim... [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1092840[/url] would be much appreciated.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Sheogorath;32391426]Woo preordered at last![/QUOTE]
Were your bikes stolen too?
[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;32391983]That would be awesome as the ultimate pickpocket perk.
Approach enemy silently, press E, see this:[/QUOTE]
Pick hearth
Place shears
[QUOTE=Giacomand;32378399][url=http://www.computerandvideogames.com/319448/skyrim-gets-m-rating-for-sex-alcohol-and-bloody-gore/]Skyrim gets a Mature rating and other new details get revealed. (Drinking Contests)[/url][/QUOTE]
I hope that the german version of Skyrim doesn't get cut. (Well, I hope NO version gets cut :3: )
It sucks so hard that here in Germany so many games get the crap censored out of them.
I'm sure skyrim'd be good even without gore
[QUOTE=Joxalot;32393838]Pick hearth
Place potato[/QUOTE]
fixed
[editline]20th September 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=_Slick_;32394487]I hope that the german version of Skyrim doesn't get cut. (Well, I hope NO version gets cut :3: )
It sucks so hard that here in Germany so many games get the crap censored out of them.[/QUOTE]
go a few kilometres over the border to the netherlands
get game
go home
[QUOTE=Joxalot;32393838]Pick hearth
Place shears[/QUOTE]
More like:
Pick heart
Place daedra heart
[QUOTE=Captain Chalky;32395082]Pick heart
Eat heart[/QUOTE]
You should still be able to place loot while thieving.
Steal Heart.
Drop Spleen.
Sell Heart - 430 Gold. (Haggle to 560 if you got the skills)
Because who needs spleens, right?
[QUOTE=Captain Chalky;32395082]Pick heart
Eat heart[/QUOTE]
Get silly guns mod
Pick Heart
Place grenade
You make my heart go Boom Boom
do you guys reckon I'm better off waiting until closer to the release date for a cheap preorder?
Most shops either stay the same or get higher the close to release with any game
[img]http://i.neoseeker.com/ca/sam_max_season_3_episode_3_conceptart_nHn66.jpg[/img]
Take heart
Place clock
Take brain
Place stone
Take hand
Place feather duster
Whoa difference does it make how costly the preorder is unless I'm missing something here.
[QUOTE=Col. Mandrake;32398000]pretty sweet looking female Dovahkiin
[url]http://i.imgur.com/OHef0.jpg[/url][/QUOTE]
Obviously they're not gonna make her as bulky as the male, but the Dovahkiin doesn't look all that imposing as a female.
[QUOTE=Col. Mandrake;32398000]pretty sweet looking female Dovahkiin
[url]http://i.imgur.com/OHef0.jpg[/url][/QUOTE]
Is that an official image?
Should've covered her in leather.
Not to be kinky.
[QUOTE=GeneralSpecific;32398394]Is that an official image?[/QUOTE]
Fanmade
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