The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!
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Can some one help me out, I remember reading that the new archery mechanics in Skyrim were inspired by an oblivion rebalance mod, but I can't find anywhere what mod they referred to in particular. Anyone know?
[QUOTE=Joe Mantis;32399622]Can some one help me out, I remember reading that the new archery mechanics in Skyrim were inspired by an oblivion rebalance mod, but I can't find anywhere what mod they referred to in particular. Anyone know?[/QUOTE]
Pregnant Elves mod
[QUOTE=Rahkshi lord;32397829]Whoa difference does it make how costly the preorder is unless I'm missing something here.[/QUOTE]
You get a map
pre-ordered from ultimatum games saved $15 woo
[QUOTE=Aerkhan;32390345]Right, so I joined a friend of mine who was going to Preorder Skyrim.
We come out of the store and guess what?
They stole my bike.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Stizzles;32390551]Those pesky redguards...[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/kYOo9.jpg[/img]
[b]Hide yo' bike hide yo' kids.[/b]
I can't really draw bikes (or anything for that matter) well. Sorry guys :v:
To be honest, in the Elder Scrolls world a Khajiit would be more likely to steal your bike. Redguards just like to adventure.
[QUOTE=MrCasual;32403393]To be honest, in the Elder Scrolls world a Khajiit would be more likely to steal your bike. Redguards just like to adventure.[/QUOTE]
Unless you are dealing with the offspring of a redguard and a khajiit...
[QUOTE=KorJax;32403439]Unless you are dealing with the offspring of a redguard and a khajiit...[/QUOTE]
Then it depends on who the mother is.
I felt nerdy just typing that. Jesus Christ how do I know these things and why.
I plan on playing an Argonian male and marrying a human race of some kind, perhaps they'll go into detail on how inter-species relationships work in Elder Scrolls.
I also wish NPCs will have different dialog based on your race and sex but by the sounds of it, it might be generic lines. I did hear racism returns though.
[QUOTE=Atlascore;32403989]Sounds painful.
I'll let you figure out why.[/QUOTE]Cats have barbed penises. /DrTran
[QUOTE=MoarToast;32403792]Then it depends on who the mother is.
I felt nerdy just typing that. Jesus Christ how do I know these things and why.[/QUOTE]
because it was posted here.
and since you've been around here for quite a long time, you still remember that .
[QUOTE=Atlascore;32403989]Sounds painful.
I'll let you figure out why.[/QUOTE]
You know what they say about redguards...
[sp]Huge Dongs[/sp]
[QUOTE=Mind Infection;32405349]You know what they say about redguards...
[sp]Huge Dongs[/sp][/QUOTE]
You know what they say about cat people...
[sp]Barbed Dongs[/sp]
Goddammit Bethesda.
[QUOTE=MoarToast;32405372]You know what they say about cat people...
[sp]Barbed Dongs[/sp]
Goddammit Bethesda.[/QUOTE]
Not all of them have the barbs :eng101:
[quote=http://www.imperial-library.info/content/forum-archive-douglas-goodall]On Khajiit phalic barbs (04/22/01)
"There's no accounting for taste."
I don't know who wrote/said that. I suspect it is a "modern" and anonymous quote. In any case, my profile will disprove this notion.
And, in the spirit of tastelessness, only some breeds of Khajiit have the... traits that Therris had in Real Barenziah. While all Terran felines have this trait (and many carnivorae have something similar), it makes no biological sense for the Khajiit to have it... unless Khajiit women are not sexually receptive year-round like human women or always ovulate during intercourse... The fiction from Daggerfall somewhat disproves that notion as well, thus the dilemna.
I thought of a couple explanations for this and eventually settled on one which I should save for later revelation.
I retroactively removed this trait from most of the Khajiit. I'm allowed to do that because I said so. So there. Therris was obviously a cathay-Raht, since he clearly wasn't a Senche, [censored], [censored], or [haven't made up a name yet]. Ohmes don't have this trait at all and suthay-Raht (like the Khajiit in Morrowind) have it only to a slight degree.
So far, this is the only "design" topic I've brought up that even Ken was unwilling to comment on...
Perhaps if I get around to writing the other volumes of Khajiit Physiology, the game itself will have a more lucid explanation.
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And that's coming from one of the devs so it's official
What... I feel bad for the dev that actually has to explain the reproductive organs of a cat-species in a game. Anywhom, does anyone have a video for the supposed fishing they added to the game? I've heard several rumors which range from just grabbing the fish from the water, too actually spear/bow hunting them. I seriously hope someone makes a fishing trap mod.
I don't think you need a spear or a bow you can just grab them while they are jumping up a small waterfall (which some people find hilarious for some reason)
[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;32406091]I don't think you need a spear or a bow you can just grab them while they are jumping up a small waterfall (which some people find hilarious for some reason)[/QUOTE]
so they don't have to make fishing poles, harpoons, etc + minigames/ laziness
please someone correct me
I can somewhat agree with you Stud, but the problem with fishing minigames is mainly making it entertaining. I would prefer if they had it where you actually had too spear/trap them, but I'm completely fine with it as it is. Let modders, mod I say.
A real viking don't use silly weapons when hunting, he uses his [B]FISTS[/B].
playing around with fishnets and physics could be fun. IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES
It's entirely possible. I did it when I was seven because I was pretending to be a bear. I went fishing with my dad, and his friends on an early-fall day. Now mind you, this is when only small fish are coming up stream so my dad wasn't really catching anything. While playing around, and making fake roaring sounds near a shallow pool I saw a bright glimmer of silver in the water, and I went under grabbed the thing, and threw it into a land locked water puddle near the shoreline.
What did I happen to grab? Oh nothing really... Just a twelve inch steelhead trout. My dad told me to get out the water because he didn't want me to get tangled in his friends lines so I did, but I constantly tried to show him the fish, and he just laughed and said, "Yeah Joey, your a cub-bear!" realizing he wouldn't come I asked our family friend Garry too come by, and when he saw it he laughed his ass off, and yelled, "Chris, your kid got a fricking trout with his bare hands!" my dad walked over, and just stood their, and couldn't believe what had happened.
The best part of that whole day is when it turned out the trout was a female trout! We used the eggs to catch and release a few more trout, so I somewhat saved the fishing trip! :smile:
[QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;32406188]It's entirely possible. I did it when I was seven because I was pretending to be a bear. I went fishing with my dad, and his friends on an early-fall day. Now mind you, this is when only small fish are coming up stream so my dad wasn't really catching anything. While playing around, and making fake roaring sounds near a shallow pool I saw a bright glimmer of silver in the water, and I went under grabbed the thing, and threw it into a land locked water puddle near the shoreline.
What did I happen to grab? Oh nothing really... Just a twelve inch steelhead trout. My dad told me to get out the water because he didn't want me to get tangled in his friends lines so I did, but I constantly tried to show him the fish, and he just laughed and said, "Yeah Joey, your a cub-bear!" realizing he wouldn't come I asked our family friend Garry too come by, and when he saw it he laughed his ass off, and yelled, "Chris, your kid got a fricking trout with his bare hands!" my dad walked over, and just stood their, and couldn't believe what had happened.
The best part of that whole day is when it turned out the trout was a female trout! We used the eggs to catch and release a few more trout, so I somewhat saved the fishing trip! :smile:[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/winner.png[/img]
Also...
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7IgvbSJglU[/media]
If it's anything like this... I'm cool with that.
Im going to use fireballs to fish
I'm going to use fireballs on butterflies.
I'm going to use fireballs on ants.
I don't think ants are confirmed.
Well then I'm going to use fireballs on the fore- OH FUCK ME
[img]http://www.allamericanpatriots.com/files/images/forest-fire.jpg[/img]
Well I'm going to use Flamethrower on everything.
Like I did at PAX
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