The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!

[Tunak Mk. II]

It would be cool if this game had Fallout style gore and violence.

Except if you cut off an argonian tail it would probably grow back.

[Joey Skylynx]

And if you pull on a Khajits tail you would probably break their back? :v:

[Aerkhan]

Or if you pull a elf's ears they lose their magics?

[Zondac]

[QUOTE=peterson;32419945]Yeah.

His humor is arousing.[/QUOTE]

ftfy

[_Slick_]

I'm still waiting for more information about the perks for all the skills, especially enchanting, alchemy and speechcraft.

I'm also curious about what artifacts make a return in Skyrim. Umbra needs to be back, In Morrowind it was so awesome to be in Suran and people talk about this mysterious orc in the mountains. He is badass!
In Oblivion Umbra wasn't that impressive... but still cool. But what sucks about it is that you have to be on a very high level (20 i guess?) to start this quest, in Morrowind you could just stumble into him, which makes it much cooler.
I really hope that you can find awesome artifacts, without having to do a quest to get them.

[Zondac]

I just "stumbled" upon Umbra the first time *I* met her, and that was around level 12. You don't have to start the quest to get the sword, y'know

[tommo400]

[QUOTE=_Slick_;32425852]
In Oblivion Umbra wasn't that impressive... but still cool. But what sucks about it is that you have to be on a very high level (20 i guess?) to start this quest, in Morrowind you could just stumble into him, which makes it much cooler.
I really hope that you can find awesome artifacts, without having to do a quest to get them.[/QUOTE]
Well technically, while you had to be level 20 for the Daedric Prince to [i]ask[/i] you to get Umbra, you could go and find it at any level.

[editline]22nd September 2011[/editline]

Dammit Zondac

[Framperton]

Never completed that quest.....

Here choose between an awesome sword or ..... a pig mask...

[red_pharoah]

[QUOTE=Zondac;32425915]I just "stumbled" upon Umbra the first time *I* met her, and that was around level 12. You don't have to start the quest to get the sword, y'know[/QUOTE]

That happened to me too, except I was around level 26 or so.

[Kolei]

Wonder if there will be different aged people in the game, like children, or if it will be perpetual middle-aged folk everywhere.

Tiny ass wood elves don't count.

[tommo400]

[QUOTE=Kolei;32429469]Wonder if there will be different aged people in the game, like children, or if it will be perpetual middle-aged folk everywhere.

Tiny ass wood elves don't count.[/QUOTE]

children are confirmed

[DrasarSalman]

I (as many others) still wonder if they will be like the parent-less annoying high pitched children from FO3. If they are so, [B]eliminate all parents[/B].

[Murdoco]

[QUOTE=Kolei;32429469]Wonder if there will be different aged people in the game, like children, or if it will be perpetual middle-aged folk everywhere.

Tiny ass wood elves don't count.[/QUOTE]

I believe I saw an old person when I played it at PAX. She was yelling at me for trying to picklock into her house. (I failed due to xbox controls.)

[PhantomGamers]

[QUOTE=tommo400;32429594]children are confirmed[/QUOTE]

I still think that's fucking stupid.
I hate having things in a game I can't kill.

It's been discussed before in this thread, but have any devs confirmed the children disappearing from the game if their parents had been killed?

[editline]22nd September 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=Murdoco;32429724]I believe I saw an old person when I played it at PAX. She was yelling at me for trying to picklock into her house. (I failed due to xbox controls.)[/QUOTE]

You didn't get a fine or anything?
"Stop right there, criminal scum!"

[Murdoco]

[QUOTE=PhantomGamers;32429729]
You didn't get a fine or anything?
"Stop right there, criminal scum!"[/QUOTE]

Well it seems things were a lot different. For example this village (It's the village you guys saw in all the demo videos from before.) didn't have normal guards. It had normal people, some random guys with weapons walking around that didn't really seem to be guards and really didn't care that much. And if you picklocked once and failed the people wouldn't freak the fuck out and call for help. They seemed more relaxed. So after I got into their house I stole everything I could. I walked out and the old lady didn't seem to notice. I then pulled out my iron axe and flame magic and set everyone on fire and killed them. (Not even the chicken was spared.)

But when I started to attack the villagers, the people with weapons saw something was up and began to act like guards but weren't really like "STOP RIGHT THERE." they were just fighting. I think it may have just been it was a small town and didn't really have a set up guard system.

[Hoboharry]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/MVHZw.jpg[/img]
ZeroS posted this in the LMAO pics thread earlier, is this late?

[Pedro the Fuzzy]

[QUOTE=Hoboharry;32429859][img]http://i.imgur.com/MVHZw.jpg[/img]
ZeroS posted this in the LMAO pics thread earlier, is this late?[/QUOTE]Probably trolling...

[DrasarSalman]

I kind of feel sorry for this guy, I guess he have never played an open-world game before.

[Arid]

More like obviously trolling, nobody can be that stupid.

[I]I hope.[/I]

[Jimbojib]

the stole sprinting bit made it obvious trolling

[Breadman]

[QUOTE=Hoboharry;32429859][img]http://i.imgur.com/MVHZw.jpg[/img]
ZeroS posted this in the LMAO pics thread earlier, is this late?[/QUOTE]
Cant tell if troling or realy realy stupid.

[neos300]

I just got to the part in the thieves guild questline where you meet the gray fox (I never really got around to doing most of the independent thievery stuff to get that far before) and it was really weird that he had the guard's voice.
Totally different from what I expected.

[Framperton]

If you can marry in this game I would marry a male argonian, and then run with him as fast as I could to the edge of a cliff.

I would stop short though and before he knew I stopped I would dragon shout him the fuck off the cliff because I was never really on his side.

[hypno-toad]

[QUOTE=Framperton;32432024]If you can marry in this game I would marry a male argonian, and then run with him as fast as I could to the edge of a cliff.

I would stop short though and before he knew I stopped I would dragon shout him the fuck off the cliff because I was never really on his side.[/QUOTE]

And you would be a dunmer

[Cuntsman]

[QUOTE=hypno-toad;32432238]And you would be a dunmer[/QUOTE]
I play dunmer and that would be exactly what I would do, are you a wizard?

[Boba_Fett]

[QUOTE=Cuntsman;32432425]I play dunmer and that would be exactly what I would do, are you a wizard?[/QUOTE]
You're just mad because Morrowind got sodomized by Black Marsh.

[buttspoonce]

has there been any new media in the last 2 weeks? I haven't been able to use the internet in ages

[Cuntsman]

[QUOTE=Boba_Fett;32433388]You're just mad because Morrowind got sodomized by Black Marsh.[/QUOTE]
;_;

[Janus Vesta]

[QUOTE=BuDSpOoNce;32434456]has there been any new media in the last 2 weeks? I haven't been able to use the internet in ages[/QUOTE]

Decapitations confirmed. Ability to turn off the HUD (by turning the opacity to 0).

[Skyward]

I'm going to play a Dunmer, like I always have, and once I've pretty much done everything, its Argonian genocide time! :dance: