The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!

[WubWubWompWomp]

[QUOTE=red_pharoah;31134097]Dad think I'm ruining his laptop by installing Games off steam on it (currently I only have TF2 installd but His aptop is more powerful than my PC)[/QUOTE]

What the fuck is an aptop?

[red_pharoah]

[QUOTE=WubWubWompWomp;31170873]What the fuck is an aptop?[/QUOTE]

It's a Device you put on yor Ap, what, you don't ave an ap on your body?

[Sirdrone536]

What the fuck all races can breed with each other?

Found it from that book in Morrowind

[QUOTE]After much analysis of living specimens, the Council long ago determined that all "races" of elves and humans may mate with each other and bear fertile offspring. Generally the offspring bear the racial traits of the mother, though some traces of the father's race may also be present. It is less clear whether the Argonians and Khajiit are interfertile with both humans and elves. Though there have been many reports throughout the Eras of children from these unions, as well as stories of unions with daedra, there have been no well documented offspring. Khajiit differ from humans and elves not only their skeletal and dermal physiology -- the “fur” that covers their bodies -- but their metabolism and digestion as well. Argonians, like the dreugh, appear to be a semi-aquatic troglophile form of humans, though it is by no means clear whether the Argonians should be classified with dreugh, men, mer, or (in this author's opinion), certain tree-dwelling lizards in Black Marsh.

The reproductive biology of orcs is at present not well understood, and the same is true of goblins, trolls, harpies, dreugh, tsaesci, imga, various daedra and many others. Certainly, there have been cases of intercourse between these "races," generally in the nature of rape or magickal seduction, but there have been no documented cases of pregnancy. Still the interfertility of these creatures and the civilized hominids has yet to be empirically established or refuted, likely due to the deep cultural differences. Surely any normal Bosmer or Breton impregnated by an orc would keep that shame to herself, and there's no reason to suppose that an orc maiden impregnated by a human would not be likewise ostracized by her society. Regrettably, our oaths as healers keep us from forcing a coupling to satisfy our scientific knowledge. We do know, however, that the sload of Thras are hermaphrodites in their youth and later reabsorb their reproductive organs once they are old enough to move about on land. It can be safely assumed that they are not interfertile with men or mer.[/QUOTE]

Then again it surprised me to find that Orc/human/Vamp child in the arena matches.

[Str4fe]

I know i am not going to read the thread after i get the game.

Cause if someone spoiled the ending of the main quest i would have to spend money to get the flight tickets just to kick his ass.

[Biotoxsin]

[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;31144307]You're forgetting that Orcs were mearly seen as monsters in Arena and Daggerfall, it wasn't until they founded the nation of Orsinium that they were recognised as anything other than beasts. The book in Morrowind is probably out of date or just racist.[/QUOTE]

They still aren't respected in Oblivion, look at the race disposition chart. Along with the Dark Elves (Dunmer) they're the least respected race.

[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3655261/racesoblivion.PNG[/img]

[tonzofgunz]

Half elven, half orc. A beautiful elegant orc..

[Mr Shadyface]

I want to see bar fights and punch ups. You duke it out, but if anyone draws a weapon, it becomes a free for all.

[Dragoshi]

Half Orc Half Vampire would be?...

Picked up 5th Anniversary Oblivion and got my Skyrim 10 dollars back thing. The Manual for Oblivion is 99% identical to the original; The back cover has a nice advertisement featuring the Dragonborne from the Demo Videos.

[keroba]

[QUOTE=tonzofgunz;31174665]Half elven, half orc. A beautiful elegant orc..[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/6oXSk.png[/IMG]

[Mind Man]

[QUOTE=keroba;31174791][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/6oXSk.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

How bout now?

[IMG]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20051226100350/wowwiki/images/d/d0/Garona.jpg[/IMG]

[Chicken_Chaser]

[QUOTE=keroba;31174791][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/6oXSk.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Mark Hamill?

[Lewor]

[QUOTE=Mind Man;31174927]How bout now?

[IMG]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20051226100350/wowwiki/images/d/d0/Garona.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

She's only a half orc though.

[PunchedInFac]

that's the point, bub.

[pr00ch]

[QUOTE=Biotoxsin;31174578]They still aren't respected in Oblivion, look at the race disposition chart. Along with the Dark Elves (Dunmer) they're the least respected race.

[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3655261/racesoblivion.PNG[/img][/QUOTE]

Wow orcs are popular.

[editline]17th July 2011[/editline]

Half Orc Half Dunmer, yeah, that'll make you a people person.

[Pedro the Fuzzy]

Jeez, I noticed how much I've been missing playing Oblivion. Man, I love it so much now I got the 5 Year edition.

[pr00ch]

I hope there will be actual forests in Skyrim, unlike oblivion.

[Aerkhan]

[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;31158914]The effect vampirism has on an Oblivion character is referred to as "monkey-faced" on UESP.[/QUOTE]

Bro I know.
What the fuck does it has to do with the Pang Mo.

[editline]17th July 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=Str4fe;31174269]I know i am not going to read the thread after i get the game.

Cause if someone spoiled the ending of the main quest i would have to spend money to get the flight tickets just to kick his ass.[/QUOTE]

You kill Alduin.
Want my address?

[dnt462]

I was thinking about buying the 5th anniversary of Oblivion for the 360. I'm not sure though, because I do have the GOTY edition for the pc. What do you guys think?
That and I cant fucking wait for Skyrim.

[Chicken_Chaser]

I don't see a reason, unless you're a game collector.

[Confused111]

[url]http://forums.bethsoft.com/index.php?/topic/1211125-spanish-meristation-article/[/url]

Mainly all unconfirmed stuff, but holy fucking shit if these guys are telling the truth

[Mingebox]

[QUOTE=Confused111;31186941][url]http://forums.bethsoft.com/index.php?/topic/1211125-spanish-meristation-article/[/url]

Mainly all unconfirmed stuff, but holy fucking shit if these guys are telling the truth[/QUOTE]
My bets are on more baloney than a 10-story deli.

[PunchedInFac]

[QUOTE=Confused111;31186941][url]http://forums.bethsoft.com/index.php?/topic/1211125-spanish-meristation-article/[/url]

Mainly all unconfirmed stuff, but holy fucking shit if these guys are telling the truth[/QUOTE]

[B]ALL OF MY MONEY[/B]

[Chicken_Chaser]

"Each race will have a style of fighting, now more marked between weight and strength of character, culture and attribute variables. "

I fucking doubt it.

[mooman1080]

[QUOTE=Confused111;31186941][url]http://forums.bethsoft.com/index.php?/topic/1211125-spanish-meristation-article/[/url]

Mainly all unconfirmed stuff, but holy fucking shit if these guys are telling the truth[/QUOTE][img]http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z36/oB2KoMario/Decorated%20images/Inception.jpg[/img]

So amazing yet so unconfirmed... Hmm..

[Mingebox]

So someone on the Bethesda forums is talking about how this "Children of the Wastes" mod made children in Fallout 3 so much better. The fact that his avatar is a standard Oblivion character with purple anime hair plastered on should be a warning, but let's check it out anyway...

[url]http://www.fallout3nexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=1903[/url]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[dedo678]

[QUOTE=Mingebox;31187933]So someone on the Bethesda forums is talking about how this "Children of the Wastes" mod made children in Fallout 3 so much better. The fact that his avatar is a standard Oblivion character with purple anime hair plastered on should be a warning, but let's check it out anyway...

[url]http://www.fallout3nexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=1903[/url]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO[/QUOTE]

whyy

[img]http://gyazo.com/2e20c7bb2adda3a9c80887db7bd486e9.png[/img]

[Mind Man]

[QUOTE=Mingebox;31187933]So someone on the Bethesda forums is talking about how this "Children of the Wastes" mod made children in Fallout 3 so much better. The fact that his avatar is a standard Oblivion character with purple anime hair plastered on should be a warning, but let's check it out anyway...

[url]http://www.fallout3nexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=1903[/url]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://www.fallout3nexus.com/downloads/images/1903-1-1282153633.jpg[/IMG]

This one looks kind of cool IMO.

The other examples can go DIAF. >:(

This makes me wonder... would it really be farfetched for people to use child soldiers in the Fallout setting?

[Generic.Monk]

[QUOTE=Confused111;31186941][url]http://forums.bethsoft.com/index.php?/topic/1211125-spanish-meristation-article/[/url]

Mainly all unconfirmed stuff, but holy fucking shit if these guys are telling the truth[/QUOTE]

this looks like complete bullshit

[editline]18th July 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=Mingebox;31187933]So someone on the Bethesda forums is talking about how this "Children of the Wastes" mod made children in Fallout 3 so much better. The fact that his avatar is a standard Oblivion character with purple anime hair plastered on should be a warning, but let's check it out anyway...

[url]http://www.fallout3nexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=1903[/url]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO[/QUOTE]

do I have to post this video again
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIYURCMV0ow[/media]

cute body replacer

[Aerkhan]

Inb4 they pull an Oblivion.
"It didn't work so we removed it and replaced it with a crappy, stupid AI.
Sorry."

/hopecrush

[Mingebox]

[QUOTE=Generic.Monk;31188260]

do I have to post this video again
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIYURCMV0ow[/media]

cute body replacer[/QUOTE]
I don't think I've seen so many pedophiles in denial in one place.