The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!
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I'll probably get rated dumb for this, but I'll probably download a basic nudity mod. Probably nothing extreme like women with watermelon sized tits or anything, just basic one.
Come on, its rated Mature. Daggerfall had naked prostitutes FFS.
I want to know what happened between Daggerfall and Morrowind that made breasts taboo, I really do.
You can depict heads being blown off, blood going everywhere, guts flying about, but nipples are taboo. What in the actual fuck?
The best argument I've heard is "Its easier for a kid to imitate sex than violence" but a KID shouldn't be playing Skyrim in the first place. Its the parents fault if they buy them the game. And its not like they did it to keep Soccer Moms at bay since the game has fucking GAY MARRIAGE. When it comes out Fox News is gonna have a FIELD day.
Their priorities make zero sense to me.
[QUOTE=MrCasual;32644033]I'll probably get rated dumb for this, but I'll probably download a basic nudity mod. Probably nothing extreme like women with watermelon sized tits or anything, just basic one.
Come on, its rated Mature. Daggerfall had naked prostitutes FFS.
I want to know what happened between Daggerfall and Morrowind that made breasts taboo, I really do.
You can depict heads being blown off, blood going everywhere, guts flying about, but nipples are taboo. What in the actual fuck?
The best argument I've heard is "Its easier for a kid to imitate sex than violence" but a KID shouldn't be playing Skyrim in the first place. Its the parents fault if they buy them the game. And its not like they did it to keep Soccer Moms at bay since the game has fucking GAY MARRIAGE. When it comes out Fox News is gonna have a FIELD day.
Their priorities make zero sense to me.[/QUOTE]
The way I see it, nudity mods are acceptable if they're not there for the sake of sex.
Besides, a viking raid on a village doesn't really work if the guy murdering thousands of innocents still leaves people in their undergarments because of his modesty.
That being said, I will probably not mod Skyrim for a while. I want to have at least one pure vanilla playtrough in before I start pulling out the mods. First mod I'll get will probably be a player house I'll try to tinker myself.
[QUOTE=MrCasual;32644033]I'll probably get rated dumb for this, but I'll probably download a basic nudity mod. Probably nothing extreme like women with watermelon sized tits or anything, just basic one.[/QUOTE]
it's just those are creepy to me. if i strip and steal all of a person's gear the last thing i wanna see is his penis or a woman's minge.
even if i was really a warrior inside of the elder scrolls world i'd cover them up because i don't wanna be known as the guy who kills people and leaves them naked for some reason.
Pillaging and plundering ain't shit without rape, don't see your problem personally
Just stickin' to tradition
[QUOTE=MrCasual;32644033]Its easier for a kid to imitate sex than violence[/QUOTE]
Not for me :(
[QUOTE=thrawn2787;32643578]I seem to remember someone went to a midnight release of a game not too long ago and they said "Skyrim is big but not that big." So probably not[/QUOTE]I honestly cannot believe any employee in their right mind would say that...I mean a lot of Gamestop employee's get a bad rep just because they work there. The dude's at my Gamestop are totally chill and are hosting a midnight release. It sounds like it's store-selective.
[QUOTE=Pedro the Fuzzy;32644973]I honestly cannot believe any employee in their right mind would say that...I mean a lot of Gamestop employee's get a bad rep just because they work there. The dude's at my Gamestop are totally chill and are hosting a midnight release. It sounds like it's store-selective.[/QUOTE]
Again it was awhile ago, it was some person on FP that reported it, and most GS employees are not really all that knowledgeable about games beyond CoD, maybe your area is the exception. Could still be store selective, so yeah ask your local shops
I wouldn't go with Gamestop anyways as they insist on taking fucking everything out of the case and putting it back in
remember when everyone was jizzing because they had all had a stroke and thought skyrim would be running on idtech 5
imagine if they were right, considering how technically superb rage has been, no issues with hardware at all
[QUOTE=Patroclus Rex;32644898]Not for me :([/QUOTE]
Well hey look at it this way. Is it easier to beat yourself up, or beat yourself [i]off?[/i]
[QUOTE=Generic.Monk;32645056]remember when everyone was jizzing because they had all had a stroke and thought skyrim would be running on idtech 5
imagine if they were right, considering how technically superb rage has been, no issues with hardware at all[/QUOTE]
I'd rather have weird and funny bugs like that guard on the horse rotating about his pelvis than horrible texture streaming for a little bit of a better looking game with eh animations
[QUOTE=MrCasual;32644033]I'll probably get rated dumb for this, but I'll probably download a basic nudity mod. Probably nothing extreme like women with watermelon sized tits or anything, just basic one.
Come on, its rated Mature. Daggerfall had naked prostitutes FFS.
I want to know what happened between Daggerfall and Morrowind that made breasts taboo, I really do.
You can depict heads being blown off, blood going everywhere, guts flying about, but nipples are taboo. What in the actual fuck?
The best argument I've heard is "Its easier for a kid to imitate sex than violence" but a KID shouldn't be playing Skyrim in the first place. Its the parents fault if they buy them the game. And its not like they did it to keep Soccer Moms at bay since the game has fucking GAY MARRIAGE. When it comes out Fox News is gonna have a FIELD day.
Their priorities make zero sense to me.[/QUOTE]
Nobody here has issues with nude mods, in fact I use them for immersion. If you can find a body replacer that isn't shit, then go for it.
[QUOTE=thrawn2787;32645160]I'd rather have weird and funny bugs like that guard on the horse rotating about his pelvis than horrible texture streaming for a little bit of a better looking game with eh animations[/QUOTE]
the texture streaming is the best part, the megatexture is sharper than my wit
[editline]6th October 2011[/editline]
though the way rage favours ATi cards is sickening, it was obviously developed with them in mind
[QUOTE=ryfry99;32627760]I loved the quest where you had to kill everyone in the mansion by turning them on each other. At the very end the last guy came up to me and accused me of murder and called my character a monster. Then he promptly went to sleep on the nearest bed and i killed him[/QUOTE]
What quest is this?
[QUOTE=Light_Bulb;32645959]What quest is this?[/QUOTE]
whodunit, for the dark brotherhood
[QUOTE=Dantai;32641719]Naked argonians here I come, mmm[/QUOTE]
I hope they at least use internal penises this time. Through, almost nobody on the Nexus knows proper reptile anatomy.
[QUOTE=Zeb Brown;32641952]Missed one
[t]http://www.newvegasnexus.com/downloads/images/42569-3-1317198567.jpg[/t]
(It's New Vegas but it's on the nexus so it still counts)[/QUOTE]
Ahaha what the hell her thighs look like alien power cords
[QUOTE=Light_Bulb;32645959]What quest is this?[/QUOTE] It's called "Whodunit?" I think, One of the Dark Brotherhood quests
DAMMIT NINJAS
-snip due to ninjas-
[QUOTE=Generic.Monk;32646019]whodunit, for the dark brotherhood[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=coolmzn222;32646027]It's called "Whodunit?" I think, One of the Dark Brotherhood quests
DAMMIT NINJAS[/QUOTE]
Thank you.
[QUOTE=Generic.Monk;32645577]
though the way rage favours ATi cards is sickening, it was obviously developed with them in mind[/QUOTE]
Is that sarcasm, I think that's sarcasm. Is it?
All I've heard about Rage since release has been "HOLY FUCK WHY DOES THIS NOT WORK WITH MY RADEON", literally
[QUOTE=Pedro the Fuzzy;32644973]I honestly cannot believe any employee in their right mind would say that...I mean a lot of Gamestop employee's get a bad rep just because they work there. The dude's at my Gamestop are totally chill and are hosting a midnight release. It sounds like it's store-selective.[/QUOTE]
When I tried to purchase some Fallout New Vegas DLCs from my local Gamestop, I asked the guy at the counter if he had any for the PC.
His exact words: "Uhh... do they still make games for the PC besides World of Warcraft? I'm pretty sure New Vegas is a 360 exclusive buddy."
That's the day I vowed to never buy another thing from Gamestop again.
Similar thing happened before this when I tried to buy some Oblivion DLCs. They were on the fucking [b]shelf[/b] for PC games (as pitiful and small as it was, also facing the corner so it took me a good five minutes to locate it) as display copies and he said there were no more left in the back.
goddamn i keep telling myself "dont go into the skyrim thread, the contents of skyrim will be spoiled for you!" but everytime i see a large amount of new posts i just cant help myself with going through the thread
[QUOTE=JCDentonUNATCO;32646871]When I tried to purchase some Fallout New Vegas DLCs from my local Gamestop, I asked the guy at the counter if he had any for the PC.
His exact words: "Uhh... do they still make games for the PC besides World of Warcraft? I'm pretty sure New Vegas is a 360 exclusive buddy."
That's the day I vowed to never buy another thing from Gamestop again.
Similar thing happened before this when I tried to buy some Oblivion DLCs. They were on the fucking [b]shelf[/b] for PC games (as pitiful and small as it was, also facing the corner so it took me a good five minutes to locate it) as display copies and he said there were no more left in the back.[/QUOTE]
It's funny, you would think that people who love video games would love working at gamestop. But I have seen similar stuff going on. Just applied for Seasonal; I hope I get a job there so I don't have to see another mother walk out the store with a light gun hunting game for their older son when they asked for the latest first person shooter
Jesus Christ, I feel bad for you guys. Whenever I go into Gamestop here they at least can hold an intelligent conversation with me about vidya expanding from CoD. Hell, we hardly even discuss it. That must really suck then...I guess I'm just lucky.
I am super physicked for this game.
[QUOTE=TheStateTrooper;32646908]goddamn i keep telling myself "dont go into the skyrim thread, the contents of skyrim will be spoiled for you!" but everytime i see a large amount of new posts i just cant help myself with going through the thread[/QUOTE]there hasn't been any news since the demo video
[QUOTE=Generic.Monk;32645577]the texture streaming is the best part, the megatexture is sharper than my wit
[editline]6th October 2011[/editline]
though the way rage favours ATi cards is sickening, it was obviously developed with them in mind[/QUOTE]
Dunno if that's sarcasm or not but how about every fucking game that is fucking sponsored by Nvidia? [I]No reason at all to make those run better on Nvidia cards[/I]
[QUOTE=thrawn2787;32647880][I]No reason at all to make those run better on Nvidia cards[/I][/QUOTE]
No reason at all to make anything run better on any particular card. In any case, anything that has the Nvidia logo at the beginning, my HD 6970 can stomp effortlessly.
Psyched for Skyrim on max.
How's everyone else's rigs gonna hold up?
I think Sheogorath is supposed to be George Carlin
[QUOTE=Checkers;32648202]I think Sheogorath is supposed to be George Carlin[/QUOTE]
I got more of a Sean Connery vibe from him.
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