The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!
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[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;32666058]But your spells are less affective with amour on no matter what your skills are. Besides, you only miss out on one slot if you enchant the wrist irons you get at the very beggining (granted those are the only pair but still...).[/QUOTE]
If you have the DLC there are another four pairs.
Two in Unearthing Mehrunes Razor, One in Shivering Isles and One in Deepscorn Hollow.
[QUOTE=Frozen;32665420][img]http://img.elderscrolls.net/news/gi-nov-10.jpg[/img]
[editline]7th October 2011[/editline][/QUOTE]
[b][i]EXTREME MOTION BLUR POTION BREWING ACTION[/b][/i]
[QUOTE=Atlascore;32663421][img]http://img.elderscrolls.net/news/gi-nov-09.jpg[/img]
[img]http://img.elderscrolls.net/news/gi-nov-02.jpg[/img]
[img]http://img.elderscrolls.net/news/gi-nov-11.jpg[/img]
[img]http://img.elderscrolls.net/news/gi-nov-08.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE BADASS MOTHERFUCKING BOW HNNNNG
But seriously, my hype for skyrim just returned. And its just one month.
Goddamnit, why is that shrine of Azura not topless? all the other ones are. This is a goddamn M game but a STATUE can't be topless? what is happening to the world.
[IMG]http://images.uesp.net/4/45/Azura.gif[/IMG]
[IMG]http://images.uesp.net/thumb/6/68/MW-place-Shrine_of_Azura.jpg/600px-MW-place-Shrine_of_Azura.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://images.uesp.net/thumb/5/54/OB-Img-ShrineofAzura.JPG/600px-OB-Img-ShrineofAzura.JPG[/IMG]
-snip-
because boobs
[QUOTE=Captain Chalky;32666356]It really sickens me how Bethesda is trying to follow some "unwritten ethical rules". (can't kill kids, fully looting an enemy leaves him with underwear instead of nothing at all, Azura's shrine etc...)
This is a game. I won't become a pedophile rapist if I can kill children and see naked bodies.[/QUOTE]
If they don't follow the guidelines then they won't be able to release their game to everyone.
[QUOTE=Captain Chalky;32666356]It really sickens me how Bethesda is trying to follow some "unwritten ethical rules". (can't kill kids, fully looting an enemy leaves him with underwear instead of nothing at all, Azura's shrine etc...)
This is a game. I won't become a pedophile rapist if I can kill children and see naked bodies.[/QUOTE]
Soccer moms would go apeshit all over the place.
[QUOTE=proch;32666427]Soccer moms would go apeshit all over the place.[/QUOTE]
Tell them to fuck off ?
[QUOTE=Captain Chalky;32666356]It really sickens me how Bethesda is trying to follow some "unwritten ethical rules". (can't kill kids, fully looting an enemy leaves him with underwear instead of nothing at all, Azura's shrine etc...)
This is a game. I won't become a pedophile rapist if I can kill children and see naked bodies.[/QUOTE]
The elder scrolls heroes are here to save thier land, not strip people naked. But that's your thang bro, we love you no matter who you are. :love:
Kidding.
[QUOTE=Rahkshi lord;32666309]Goddamnit, why is that shrine of Azura not topless? all the other ones are. This is a goddamn M game but a STATUE can't be topless? what is happening to the world.
[IMG]http://images.uesp.net/4/45/Azura.gif[/IMG]
[IMG]http://images.uesp.net/thumb/6/68/MW-place-Shrine_of_Azura.jpg/600px-MW-place-Shrine_of_Azura.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://images.uesp.net/thumb/5/54/OB-Img-ShrineofAzura.JPG/600px-OB-Img-ShrineofAzura.JPG[/IMG][/QUOTE]
I agree, thats why daggerfall > all
[img]http://i.imgur.com/7x8oT.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Rahkshi lord;32666309]Goddamnit, why is that shrine of Azura not topless? all the other ones are. This is a goddamn M game but a STATUE can't be topless? what is happening to the world.
[IMG]http://images.uesp.net/4/45/Azura.gif[/IMG]
[IMG]http://images.uesp.net/thumb/6/68/MW-place-Shrine_of_Azura.jpg/600px-MW-place-Shrine_of_Azura.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://images.uesp.net/thumb/5/54/OB-Img-ShrineofAzura.JPG/600px-OB-Img-ShrineofAzura.JPG[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Because it's very, very cold in Skyrim.
Also loving how that High Elf doesn't look like a slab of sculpted dough in the other recent images, I can't wait to see the character creator for Skyrim.
Nords are prudes.
[QUOTE=Captain Chalky;32666356]It really sickens me how Bethesda is trying to follow some "unwritten ethical rules". (can't kill kids, fully looting an enemy leaves him with underwear instead of nothing at all, Azura's shrine etc...)
This is a game. I won't become a pedophile rapist if I can kill children and see naked bodies.[/QUOTE]
No but you sound like you're already a pedophile rapist.
[QUOTE=Rahkshi lord;32666309]Goddamnit, why is that shrine of Azura not topless? all the other ones are. This is a goddamn M game but a STATUE can't be topless? what is happening to the world.
[IMG]http://images.uesp.net/4/45/Azura.gif[/IMG]
[IMG]http://images.uesp.net/thumb/6/68/MW-place-Shrine_of_Azura.jpg/600px-MW-place-Shrine_of_Azura.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://images.uesp.net/thumb/5/54/OB-Img-ShrineofAzura.JPG/600px-OB-Img-ShrineofAzura.JPG[/IMG][/QUOTE]
I see no bra-strap? Just looks like she doesn't have nipples. neither do the last two.
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[editline]7th October 2011[/editline][/QUOTE]
My Mate said he wouldn't buy Skyrim if it didn't have a Torture pit
thank fuck for that
[img]http://i.imgur.com/7x8oT.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Dantai;32663970]System Requirements[/QUOTE]
Fuck yeah!
I think I well exceed recommended so that's a relief.
[QUOTE=Captain Chalky;32666356]It really sickens me how Bethesda is trying to follow some "unwritten ethical rules". (can't kill kids, fully looting an enemy leaves him with underwear instead of nothing at all, Azura's shrine etc...)
This is a game. I won't become a pedophile rapist if I can kill children and see naked bodies.[/QUOTE]
I'm sure there'll be mods for th-
Oh wait, Nexus, of course there will.
Wait, so the requirements are out!?
And now for the obligatory question, will my laptop run this?
Intel Pentium T4300 (2.1GHz, 800MHz FSB)
NVIDIA GeForce G210M (Up to 2303MB)
4GB RAM
I think I meet up with the RAM, but I don't know a crap about graphics cards through I know I have DirectX 11 or 10 (I don't know I just know it meets up with the DX9 requirement) and the weak point I am aware of, my 2.1GHz processor don't meet up with the recommended specs, but I hope I will at least run on medium like I did on Portal 2.
If it can't run it, I'll buy the game for ps3. Through, I can't mod the game or at least not make any mods for it and the fact that I am not used to using a controller especially in a fps, but I have seen in the options that you can plug a keyboard and mouse to the USB ports, all I need is a keyboard.
[editline]11th November 2011[/editline]
I hope the GPU will not be so demanding in the final version of the specs.
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Looks amazing! And of course once I ask about if I can run the game someone posts some great pictures.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/7x8oT.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Frozen;32668128][IMg]http://img.elderscrolls.net/news/gi-nov-07.jpg[/IMg][/QUOTE]
It might just be the weird perspective in that screenshot but that dragon looks massive, much bigger than the ones seen in the demo. Looks different, too.
[QUOTE=Xenomoose;32668225]It might just be the weird perspective in that screenshot but that dragon looks massive, much bigger than the ones seen in the demo. Looks different, too.[/QUOTE]
Look at the shadow, it's not really that big, it's somewhat close to the archer.
That Dragon does look different. The head looks like it has webbing on it...I noticed this in the OXM magazine but I chalked it up to being a weird angle but I think different dragons actually look different, which is good news because Bethesda is notorious for copying and pasting stuff.
[editline]7th October 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Captain Chalky;32666356]It really sickens me how Bethesda is trying to follow some "unwritten ethical rules". (can't kill kids, fully looting an enemy leaves him with underwear instead of nothing at all, Azura's shrine etc...)
This is a game. I won't become a pedophile rapist if I can kill children and see naked bodies.[/QUOTE]
I wholeheartedly agree with everything you just said.
First Azura isn't a Daedric Prince gone wild. Then they'll turn Molag Bal from the "King of Rape" to the "King of not being nice"
Ugh 5 more weeks god damn just come out already
Also I could sure go for another (somewhat) cinematic trailer
Did anybody here play the bow at PAX or wherever it was? Does it feel strong? Not only in damage but animation and sound? I never could stand the weak plop in oblivion and obvious no hard pulling of the bow, it was just so weak from animations sounds and all that there was to it.
hey only got 20 minutes on PAX. They didn't have time to meet any dragons, learn powerful spells or visit a dwemer ruin.
[QUOTE=Captain Chalky;32666356]It really sickens me how Bethesda is trying to follow some "unwritten ethical rules". (can't kill kids, fully looting an enemy leaves him with underwear instead of nothing at all, Azura's shrine etc...)
This is a game. I won't become a pedophile rapist if I can kill children and see naked bodies.[/QUOTE]
What I cannot understand is why people complain about NOT being able to do/see these things. If you complain about it not being in the game, it means you want it to be included.
I don't care about Azura being wrapped in cloth. Tamriel is big and do is their culture - I could hardly see 9 different cultures having the exact same vision of a god.
Not being able to kill kids... just, WHO CARES ? I mean, are you seriously playing the game and go like "oh man I want to kill that one kid" ? You've got a big problem if you start slaughtering kids on sight in the game, it's not made for that.
The game is still rated M for Mature, it's not because a pair of boobs is NOT seen and that kids CAN'T be killed that the game instantly is for pussies and has no mature content in it. It's a worldwide-sold video game, not a japanese obscure hentai, stop complaining about stuff that ain't in the game while they have no reason to be included in the first place
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