The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!

[thisispain]

[QUOTE=Captain Chalky;32666356]It really sickens me how Bethesda is trying to follow some "unwritten ethical rules".[/QUOTE]

lol i'm pretty sure they aren't "unwritten ethical rules", the game makers themselves just don't wanna make it possible to loot people and make them naked.

[Giacomand]

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;32668086]Wait, so the requirements are out!?

[/QUOTE]

No.

[Ganerumo]

[QUOTE=Captain Chalky;32669366]fully looting a dead guy resulting him to become naked and having ability to kill kids instead of them being immortal = hentai

you have opened my eyes oh what a fool have i been[/QUOTE]

You can't show a dick or a vagina without your game becoming pornography. Deal with it.

Bethesda wants to sell its game, which means censorship, which means no kid murder. You might say it was possible in Deus Ex or something but it was 10 years ago, the game was far from being as graphic and kids were basically small adult models.

In fact it's not even censorship. It's not like the game had these features but it was scrapped away later on - the devs choose to place whatever they want in their game and they decided not to include naked bodies when looted.

Also why would you steal underwears

[thrawn2787]

It really ruins immersion completely when the whole town is dead and some kid is just there...

Better solution is to not have kids.

[mr apple]

[QUOTE=Captain Chalky;32666356]It really sickens me how Bethesda is trying to follow some "unwritten ethical rules". (can't kill kids, fully looting an enemy leaves him with underwear instead of nothing at all, Azura's shrine etc...)

This is a game. I won't become a pedophile rapist if I can kill children and see naked bodies.[/QUOTE]

Can't you see the bigger picture? Wow

They can't do that because the game would be banned in multiple countries.

(Fallout 3 had to renamed the medicines name to Med-X instead of Morphine for christs sake)
Wait a few works after release, trust me. Bethesda knows those mods are going to be created, so be patient.

fuck

[PunchedInFac]

[QUOTE=Ganerumo;32669424]You can't show a dick or a vagina without your game becoming pornography. Deal with it.

Bethesda wants to sell its game, which means censorship, which means no kid murder. You might say it was possible in Deus Ex or something but it was 10 years ago, the game was far from being as graphic and kids were basically small adult models.

In fact it's not even censorship. It's not like the game had these features but it was scrapped away later on - the devs choose to place whatever they want in their game and they decided not to include naked bodies when looted.

Also why would you steal underwears[/QUOTE]

Also Soccer moms were shooed by saying: "Then dont buy it for your kids. Its rated so and so for a reason"

Unlike now where they run the entire censorship board.

[Ganerumo]

About the DB I really, really hope the quest will be better than in Oblivion (aka perfect as oblivion's DB quest was already pretty damn good). I can really see the guild having slowly fucked up over the years after the initial cyrodiil incident, and you have to put it back in place to restore it, so you actually start from a small rather empty cave and end up with a fully re-formed guild you're leading.

[editline]7th October 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=PunchedInFac;32669477]Also Soccer moms were shooed by saying: "Then dont buy it for your kids. Its rated so and so for a reason"

Unlike now where they run the entire censorship board.[/QUOTE]

Probably because rating doesn't mean shit nowadays. Also I genuinely understand a few of the censor going around - making kids actually killable in a game is cruel and far, far more than just a mature setting, especially in a game where you can fucking dismember people.

As for underwears, I mean seriously how is that a big deal ? How is totally stripping a character you're killing more immersive ? Is your character some weirdo stealing underwears from people ? Why would he steal them in the first place ? Wouldn't that make them appear in your inventory ? What would be the point ?

[Rahkshi]

[QUOTE=SilverHammer;32667610]I see no bra-strap? Just looks like she doesn't have nipples. neither do the last two.[/QUOTE]

I'm sorry but I don't understand what you said. Yeah none of those have nipples but it's pretty clear that she isn't wearing anything either.

[Canuhearmenow]

[QUOTE=Captain Chalky;32669366]fully looting a dead guy resulting him to become naked and having ability to kill kids instead of them being immortal = hentai

you have opened my eyes oh what a fool have i been[/QUOTE]

Wait a few days and then download the inevitable child killing mod and nude mod.

Hey look you got everything you wanted.

[silentjubjub]

[QUOTE=Rahkshi lord;32669725]I'm sorry but I don't understand what you said. Yeah none of those have nipples but it's pretty clear that she isn't wearing anything either.[/QUOTE]

That's what he was saying.

[J.C.DentonUNATCO]

[QUOTE=Canuhearmenow;32669898]Wait a few days and then download the inevitable child killing mod and nude mod.

Hey look you got everything you wanted.[/QUOTE]

The Nexus always delivers!

[Kolei]

[QUOTE=Captain Chalky;32666356]It really sickens me how Bethesda is trying to follow some "unwritten ethical rules". (can't kill kids, fully looting an enemy leaves him with underwear instead of nothing at all, Azura's shrine etc...)

This is a game. I won't become a pedophile rapist if I can kill children and see naked bodies.[/QUOTE]

I don't think the developers really have it in mind that people would be severely bothered by not being able to have dead, naked bodies lying around.

"So game dev meeting today, what do the people want?" "Um... How about uh, dead children and naked bodies...?"

[QUOTE=Ganerumo;32669533]As for underwears, I mean seriously how is that a big deal ? How is totally stripping a character you're killing more immersive ? Is your character some weirdo stealing underwears from people ? Why would he steal them in the first place ? Wouldn't that make them appear in your inventory ? What would be the point ?[/QUOTE]

But, as a side note to this comment, I wear a different pair of underwear erry day. A little extra variety, as silly as it sounds, couldn't hurt :v:

I personally couldn't care for the nudity either way. A day in the life of a Bethesda artist, meticulously making 3D rendered dicks and tata's. Don't even get them started on the anatomical side of the Argonians and Khajiits.

[FuzzyPoop]

[QUOTE=Canuhearmenow;32669898]Wait a few days and then download the inevitable child killing mod and nude mod.

Hey look you got everything you wanted.[/QUOTE]

You can't just expect the modders to fix every single problem in a game, first because Bethesda is supposed to make the fucking game, second because it won't be good as the official, never. It's that simple. Especially with children, killing them would undoubtedly create a lot of glitches because you're simply not supposed to, shit like that would be really hard for a modder to implement glitch-free.

[silentjubjub]

[QUOTE=FuzzyPoop;32671008]You can't just expect the modders to fix every single problem in a game, first because Bethesda is supposed to make the fucking game, second because it won't be good as the official, never. It's that simple. Especially with children, killing them would undoubtedly create a lot of glitches because you're simply not supposed to, shit like that would be really hard for a modder to implement glitch-free.[/QUOTE]

no

[editline]7th October 2011[/editline]

Have you not seen what OBSE can do in Oblivion?

[EcksDee]

[QUOTE=FuzzyPoop;32671008]You can't just expect the modders to fix every single problem in a game, first because Bethesda is supposed to make the fucking game, second because it won't be good as the official, never. It's that simple. Especially with children, killing them would undoubtedly create a lot of glitches because you're simply not supposed to, shit like that would be really hard for a modder to implement glitch-free.[/QUOTE]

Oh you mean how it was implemented perfectly in New Vegas without glitches?
Or you mean the mods for both oblivion and the fallout games that actually make the game a LOT better than what the 'official' did?

[FuzzyPoop]

[QUOTE=silentjubjub;32671046]no

[editline]7th October 2011[/editline]

Have you not seen what OBSE can do in Oblivion?[/QUOTE]

Off course, but it's not glitch-free and won't have the same quality, it never will, that's like saying the combat from deadly reflex is as good as the one we saw on those skyrim gameplays so far, being official makes a huge difference.

[EcksDee]

[QUOTE=FuzzyPoop;32671112]Off course, but it's not glitch-free and won't have the same quality, it never will, that's like saying the combat from deadly reflex is as good as the one we saw on those skyrim gameplays so far, being official makes a huge difference.[/QUOTE]

You're comparing a mod from an early 2006 game to official gameplay videos of a late 2011 game.

Or you'd be comparing, fuck

OBSE and proper mod management can make oblivion so many times better with no more crashing than the vanilla game.

[FuzzyPoop]

[QUOTE=EcksDee;32671074]Oh you mean how it was implemented perfectly in New Vegas without glitches?
Or you mean the mods for both oblivion and the fallout games that actually make the game a LOT better than what the 'official' did?[/QUOTE]

So what ? it's not their job to fix the game, even if those mods run perfectly, which never happened to me.

[Cuntsman]

[QUOTE=FuzzyPoop;32671112]Off course, but it's not glitch-free and won't have the same quality, it never will, that's like saying the combat from deadly reflex is as good as the one we saw on those skyrim gameplays so far, being official makes a huge difference.[/QUOTE]
Implying vanilla Bethesda games are glitch-free

[EcksDee]

[QUOTE=FuzzyPoop;32671158]So what ? it's not their job to fix the game, even if those mods run perfectly, which never happened to me.[/QUOTE]

It may not be their job, but they still do it, and well.

[FuzzyPoop]

[QUOTE=Cuntsman;32671245]Implying vanilla Bethesda games are glitch-free[/QUOTE]

Better than a mod that will most likely make your game crash twice as much, that's 90% of the nexus, and i never really found a polished enough gameplay change mod for oblivion, deadly reflex, since i mentioned before, made everything worse in my opinion, and most of them were so complex something was bound to fuck up.

[editline]7th October 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=EcksDee;32671284]It may not be their job, but they still do it, and well.[/QUOTE]

Sometimes, yeah, but not always, and it doesn't change the fact that bethesda should be the one to deal with this kind of shit.

[EcksDee]

[QUOTE=FuzzyPoop;32671361]
[editline]7th October 2011[/editline]

Sometimes, yeah, but not always, and it doesn't change the fact that bethesda should be the one to deal with this kind of shit.[/QUOTE]

They should.

But they don't
And no-one cares, because the modders do.
Pretty damn well.

[editline]7th October 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=FuzzyPoop;32671361]Better than a mod that will most likely make your game crash twice as much, that's 90% of the nexus, and i never really found a polished enough gameplay change mod for oblivion, deadly reflex, since i mentioned before, made everything worse in my opinion, and most of them were so complex something was bound to fuck up.

[/QUOTE]

That's your problem, I'm fine with the rare crash if the game is many times better and looks better and has more content.

The fact that you don't like DR is probably an opinion that very few have.
And prominent modders often collaborate to make their mods work better with eachother, thus less crashes.

[Skyward]

[QUOTE=JCDentonUNATCO;32670273]The Nexus always delivers![/QUOTE]

Even when you really wish it wouldn't!

And I cant be the only one who doesn't want to see some dead guy's schlong whenever I loot a corpse. I'm fine with brutally murdering children, but take your cadaver cock elsewhere.

[FuzzyPoop]

[QUOTE=EcksDee;32671401]

The fact that you don't like DR is probably an opinion that very few have.
And prominent modders often collaborate to make their mods work better with eachother, thus less crashes.[/QUOTE]

I didn't like DR because it's patch work, that's the problem with counting on modders to fix everything, they just [i]can't[/i], they have limited resources to work with, unlike Bethesda.

[Canuhearmenow]

[QUOTE=FuzzyPoop;32671631]I didn't like DR because it's patch work, that's the problem with counting on modders to fix everything, they just [I]can't[/I], they have limited resources to work with, unlike Bethesda.[/QUOTE]

It's not like Bethesda is withholding a vital part of the game, it's just the (easily moddable) lack of child killing and nudity.

[Mon]

you people are freaks

[TheTalon]

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Hmm, I wonder if...
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[DrasarSalman]

[QUOTE=thrawn2787;32669447]It really ruins immersion completely when the whole town is dead and some kid is just there...

Better solution is to not have kids.[/QUOTE]

If their parents die, kids just disappears or "escapes".

Also, I think it is legal to make statues nude, Valve put dicks on horse statues in CS:S.

[kukiric]

[QUOTE=mr apple;32669461]Can't you see the bigger picture? Wow

They can't do that because the game would be banned in multiple countries.

(Fallout 3 had to renamed the medicines name to Med-X instead of Morphine for christs sake)
Wait a few works after release, trust me. Bethesda knows those mods are going to be created, so be patient.

fuck[/QUOTE]
Fallout 1 and 2 had it named Med-X and you could kill kids with full gore in the NA version.

[DrasarSalman]

[QUOTE=Giacomand;32669416]No.[/QUOTE]
Here are the predicted specs:
[QUOTE=Dantai;32663970]Minimum System Requirements

* OS: Windows XP, Vista or Windows 7
* CPU: Core 2 Duo 2.0 GHz or Althon X2 2.0 GHz
* RAM: 3 GB
* HDD: 15 GB
* Graphics: 512 MB card
* Sound Card: DirectX 9 Compatible
* DirectX: Version 9.0c

Recommended System Requirements

* OS: Windows XP, Vista or Windows 7
* CPU: Core 2 Quad 3 GHz
* RAM: 3 GB
* HDD: 15 GB free disk space
* Graphics: 512 MB Graphics Memory
* Sound Card: DirectX 9 Compatible
* DirectX: Version 9.0c

Supported Graphics Cards:

Minimum – 8800 GT
Recommanded – Geforce GTX 460/Radeon 5850[/QUOTE]

Also, again:
[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;32668086]Wait, so the requirements are out!?

And now for the obligatory question, will my laptop run this?
Intel Pentium T4300 (2.1GHz, 800MHz FSB)
NVIDIA GeForce G210M (Up to 2303MB)
4GB RAM

I think I meet up with the RAM, but I don't know a crap about graphics cards through I know I have DirectX 11 or 10 (I don't know I just know it meets up with the DX9 requirement) and the weak point I am aware of, my 2.1GHz processor don't meet up with the recommended specs, but I hope I will at least run on medium like I did on Portal 2.

If it can't run it, I'll buy the game for ps3. Through, I can't mod the game or at least not make any mods for it and the fact that I am not used to using a controller especially in a fps, but I have seen in the options that you can plug a keyboard and mouse to the USB ports, all I need is a keyboard.

[editline]11th November 2011[/editline]

I hope the GPU will not be so demanding in the final version of the specs.[/QUOTE]