The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!

[Sethorion]

Next time I get paid I'm going to pre-order this bad boy.

[yannickgd]

[QUOTE=Nelth;31208165]is this out yet[/QUOTE]

Yes.

[pr00ch]

Yes its out therefore we are all posting so much ingame screenshots and sharing mods in here.

[DiscoInferno]

[QUOTE=proch;31208558]Yes its out therefore we are all posting so much ingame screenshots and sharing mods in here.[/QUOTE]

We're all waiting for the dragon dick mod to come out.

[PhantomGamers]

[QUOTE=Synelor;31208627]im already working on a desukawaii furry mod~~[/QUOTE]

I don't doubt this.

[Generic.Monk]

[QUOTE=Sethorion;31208374]Next time I get paid I'm going to pre-order this bad boy.[/QUOTE]

I've got the money but I'm waiting to see what the collector's edition is like.

[Aerkhan]

[QUOTE=GuyWithTheName;31205813][B]They Will Rise Once Again.[/B]

The skies shall a'light, Wings will beat once again.
The Sun shall be shadowed as they rise against men.
They once were defeated, sent back to the dark.
Man's blade had cut deep, crisp steel made its mark.

But now man has forgotten, both hard scale and sharp claw.
The beasts rise again, from legend and lore.
The gates are asunder, their call digs deep.
In darkness they had waited, now across the land they shall sweep.

From slumber they rise, to fly as they once flew.
The Dragons now sing songs of fire which sear what was true.
The people of Skyrim must rise for the quest,
The burden of fate is no easy test.

Darkness has fallen on the land of Skyrim.
We need a hero, we need [B][I]Dragon Kin.[/I][/B][/QUOTE]

Nice poem, but Dragon kin?
Dude, it's Dovahkiin or Dragonborn.

[editline]19th July 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=Generic.Monk;31208795]I've got the money but I'm waiting to see what the collector's edition is like.[/QUOTE]

If you preorder now you get a map, like of cloth or something.
Not just the paper one everyone gets.

[Boba_Fett]

[QUOTE=GuyWithTheName;31205813][B]They Will Rise Once Again.[/B]

The skies shall a'light, Wings will beat once again.
The Sun shall be shadowed as they rise against men.
They once were defeated, sent back to the dark.
Man's blade had cut deep, crisp steel made its mark.

But now man has forgotten, both hard scale and sharp claw.
The beasts rise again, from legend and lore.
The gates are asunder, their call digs deep.
In darkness they had waited, now across the land they shall sweep.

From slumber they rise, to fly as they once flew.
The Dragons now sing songs of fire which sear what was true.
The people of Skyrim must rise for the quest,
The burden of fate is no easy test.

Darkness has fallen on the land of Skyrim.
We need a hero, we need [B][I]Dragon Kin.[/I][/B][/QUOTE]
I love Skyrim and all, but a fan poem? Really?

[Mingebox]

There once was a dragon in Texas
Who chased a man in a Lexus.
The flames he did block,
but he was crushed by a cock
For this dragon was from the TES Nexus.

[EcksDee]

[QUOTE=GuyWithTheName;31205813][B]They Will Rise Once Again.[/B]

The skies shall a'light, Wings will beat once again.
The Sun shall be shadowed as they rise against men.
They once were defeated, sent back to the dark.
Man's blade had cut deep, crisp steel made its mark.

But now man has forgotten, both hard scale and sharp claw.
The beasts rise again, from legend and lore.
The gates are asunder, their call digs deep.
In darkness they had waited, now across the land they shall sweep.

From slumber they rise, to fly as they once flew.
The Dragons now sing songs of fire which sear what was true.
The people of Skyrim must rise for the quest,
The burden of fate is no easy test.

Darkness has fallen on the land of Skyrim.
We need a hero, we need [B][I]Dragon Kin.[/I][/B][/QUOTE]

I'm all for poems man but come on

AABB? Pick something more interesting next time :v:

Also I don't really see CLAW and LORE rhyming.

Claw and Law yeah, but Lore?

[Hellborg 65]

[QUOTE=Mingebox;31211975]There once was a dragon in Texas
Who chased a man in a Lexus.
The flames he did block,
but he was crushed by a cock
For this dragon was from the TES Nexus.[/QUOTE]

Genius.

[evilweazel]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Who ever writes poems about video games is a sad individual.

[pr00ch]

Skyrim is fun
dadada
lalala
I am poem

[Gilboron]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Ah yes, we've been expecting you
[sp]You'll have to be recorded before you're officially released[/sp]

[PunchedInFac]

Skyrim I Await,
Bearded Nords and axes,
So goddamn manly.

[pr00ch]

Beards

[PhantomGamers]

[QUOTE=evilweazel;31212314]Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Who ever writes poems about video games is a sad individual.[/QUOTE]

Too many syllables :(

[pr00ch]

I don't care too much for money, cause money can't buy me love...

Wait, it actually can, Skyrim!

[GuyWithTheName]

Roses are red, violets are blue
This thread is full of dicks.
Thanks for crushing my creativity
It's nice to see people discouraging EVERYTHING ya know? One day the internet's just going to be full of the dumbass cod fanboy type because intelligent people decided they were just going to shit all over each-others creations until they were discouraged to contribute at all.

[evilweazel]

[QUOTE=GuyWithTheName;31214749]Roses are red, violets are blue
This thread is full of dicks.
Thanks for crushing my creativity
It's nice to see people discouraging EVERYTHING ya know? One day the internet's just going to be full of the dumbass cod fanboy type because intelligent people decided they were just going to shit all over each-others creations until they were discouraged to contribute at all.[/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.facepunch.com/forums/75-Creationism-Corner[/url]

Go there if you like poems and stuff, I'm pretty sure thats where they'd go. This is the Skyrim thread you silly man.

[DiscoInferno]

[QUOTE=GuyWithTheName;31214749]Roses are red, violets are blue
This thread is full of dicks.
Thanks for crushing my creativity
It's nice to see people discouraging EVERYTHING ya know? One day the internet's just going to be full of the dumbass cod fanboy type because intelligent people decided they were just going to shit all over each-others creations until they were discouraged to contribute at all.[/QUOTE]

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[Weiss]

Roses are red, violets are blue
Grow a beard or I'll fucking kill you

It's the truth I goddamn swear by my aunt's grave may the Nine rest her soul

[MoarToast]

Please, Todd, do some kind of generic interview or something. We've moved past terrible beard jokes and have delved into making terrible beard jokes in ironic poems. We're desperate for some kind of content.

[pr00ch]

Roses are red, Violets are blue
Skyrim, padabu

[Nefarious]

Roses are red, dragons are green
I'll drink their fucking blood like charlie sheen

[butre]

roses are red this poem suck
fus roh dah means dragon fuck

[Nefarious]

Roses are red, Nirnroot is blue, let's end this shit because it's clearly getting out of hand.

[IdiotStorm]

roses are gay coloured
violins are whatever the fuck colour they are
why are we doing this

[red_pharoah]

Roses are red,

Violets are Blue,

I'm supposed to be in bed

but I'm joining you too.

[Hiccuper]

I come into this thread for skyrim and get assaulted by this poem shit.