The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!

[brie_irl]

[QUOTE=Cuon Alpinus;32706162]I just want to become a werewolf as a Khajiit :v:
It'd be hilarious.[/QUOTE]

I want to be a Argonian Werewolf Vampire.

[Rsam]

I wonder what a Weremammoth would look like\be like.

[Pretty Obscure]

[QUOTE=Rsam;32707452]I wonder what a Weremammoth would look like\be like.[/QUOTE]

That'd be pretty terrifying. So far, there are only seven documented types of lycanthropes in Tamriel.

Werecrocodiles, Werelions, Werevultures, Wereboars, Werebears, Werewolves, and Weresharks.

[ROFLBURGER]

I showed 9 of my cousins the Skyrim trailer and the 3 gameplay videos and 8 of them will get it.
They haven't even played any of the Elder Scrolls games.

Oh sorry, any of the "Oblivion" games.

[TheTalon]

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;32708492]I showed 9 of my cousins the Skyrim trailer and the 3 gameplay videos and 8 of them will get it.
They haven't even played any of the Elder Scrolls games.

Oh sorry, any of the "Oblivion" games.[/QUOTE]

Burn the 9th at the stake

[Snarfinho]

Oh,also don't forget to burn the priests who spread the word of something called "Dragon Age 2"

[red_pharoah]

I once showed the trailer to a friend.

He responded with "How much is it?"

[DOG-GY]

preordered the collectors edition with release date shipping

it cost $.99 extra oh no

[Nigademus]

It's funny because release date shipping costs less than all of the others including standard.

[Sauronvoldemort]

Ha, release is only 5 weeks away

[editline]10th October 2011[/editline]

I expect system requirements to be announced soon

[Murdoco]

I'm so excited. I have a 4 day weekend the day skyrim comes out. It shall be glorious. I just hope I don't have too much work to do that weekend.

[Pretty Obscure]

[QUOTE=Atlascore;32709950]You mean release is only 4 weeks and 1 day away.

:D[/QUOTE]

Actually it's 4 weeks and 4 days.

[DrasarSalman]

[QUOTE=Rong;32709925]I expect system requirements to be announced soon[/QUOTE]

The specs are out, but they are predicted specs by Bethesda.

[Sauronvoldemort]

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;32710410]The specs are out, but they are predicted specs by Bethesda.[/QUOTE]

Those aren't from Bethesda

[DrasarSalman]

Then who made them? Are they just predicted specs like all the others out there?

[Pretty Obscure]

Pete Tweeted on the seventh saying he expects the specs to be released sometime in the next two weeks.

[mercurius]

-snip-

[Fruitsoup]

As a swede, I will never be able to listen to the gameplay music again without hearing these lyrics.

[video=youtube;gMwGuI78ZBQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMwGuI78ZBQ&feature=BFa&list=FL0ORCB9WIqd4GA-AKuAEVDw&lf=mh_lolz[/video]

[RayvenQ]

[QUOTE=woolio1;32706301]And Nosferatu. Can't forget him.[/QUOTE]

Nosferatu was pretty much the first film of Bram Stokers Dracula, essentially ripping it off, changing only names and stuff so they could get away with it.

[Aerkhan]

[QUOTE=RayvenQ;32711903]Nosferatu was pretty much the first film of Bram Stokers Dracula, essentially ripping it off, changing only names and stuff so they could get away with it.[/QUOTE]

whatabout WoD's Nosferatu.
i'm sorry but i like a ugly as shit vampire who makes beautiful people ugly as shit vampires.

but their strength is i mean holy shit not even Count Chocula can surpass that.

[Aapio]

-snip-

I must be blind

[Nefarious]

[QUOTE=Fruitsoup;32711554]As a swede, I will never be able to listen to the gameplay music again without hearing these lyrics.

[video=youtube;gMwGuI78ZBQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMwGuI78ZBQ&feature=BFa&list=FL0ORCB9WIqd4GA-AKuAEVDw&lf=mh_lolz[/video][/QUOTE]

Care to translate for non-Swedes?

[soad_jonas]

[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;32712383]Care to translate for non-Swedes?[/QUOTE]

It's basically just a bunch of random nonsense.

[Sokrates]

[QUOTE]Cheezecake!
But how tasty
On my table
12 o'clock

A big strong (they mean beer)
Disco
MARCUS!!!!!
But the strong one ran out of thai food
Yesterday

Where are your old DING?
Should be simba's family

What is worse
On our tower
He wants a glass of juice
He understands really quick
And you must go to the loo

Scale your
Alladin!
On a naked day

HA HA HA HA!

HA HA HA HA!
[/QUOTE]

Basically, not fun unless you're a swede

[pr00ch]

[QUOTE=Sokrates;32712646]Basically, not fun unless you're a swede[/QUOTE]

Actually, I speak German and somehow it was funny to me.

[Nefarious]

[QUOTE=Sokrates;32712646]Basically, not fun unless you're a swede[/QUOTE]

Well I grasped something here and there and laughed (diskotek, MARCUS, Simba's family etc...), just wanted to know what the rest meant.

Damn, I want to learn some Scandinavian languages. They sound awesome.

[Generic.Monk]

[QUOTE=Sokrates;32712646]Basically, not fun unless you're a swede[/QUOTE]

well I got disco at least

[Jimbojib]

[QUOTE=Generic.Monk;32713454]well I got disco at least[/QUOTE]

I didn't even pick that up

[OneManHorde]

[QUOTE=Pretty Obscure;32709973]Actually it's 4 weeks and 4 days.[/QUOTE]

I think you mean 31d 6h 16m.

[NoPartyHats]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/dSpDi.jpg[/IMG]

Actually you mean 31d:10h:11m:12s

The picture is from last night.