• The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!
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[QUOTE=Hiccuper;31219036]I come into this thread for skyrim and get assaulted by this poem shit.[/QUOTE] Join us...
roses are red, violets are purple whoever thought they were blue should go die
Resistence is futile [editline]20th July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=ButtsexV3;31219080]roses are red, violets are purple whoever thought they were blue should go die[/QUOTE] Bluish Purple Happy now?
get these fucking poems out of here
There once was a man from Skyrim The soul of a dragon lived in him He broke the law and murdered a whore That is the tale of Dovhakim. (Yes it's Dovhakin but that doesn't rhyme :colbert:)
[QUOTE=cyclocius;31219332]There once was a man from Skyrim The soul of a dragon lived in him He broke the law and murdered a whore That is the tale of Dovhakim. (Yes it's Dovhakin but that doesn't rhyme :colbert:)[/QUOTE]neither does dovhakim
[QUOTE=Sethorion;31208374]Next time I get paid I'm going to pre-order this bad boy.[/QUOTE] Where can we pre-order this? Also, does anyone have any idea if I should get the disk version or the steam version? Disk version: +You can install it on multiple computers (I think) +Comes with some sweet swag (especially pre-order) +More money to the developers -If I lose/crack the disk, no luck Steam +It's pretty much safe unless steam shuts down +Multiple computers without need of the disk +Faster download, and possibly that download before midnight deal -No pre-order swag The big question: Can I active this product on steam and own it?
[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;31219353]neither does dovhakim[/QUOTE] I'm all out, I tried :frown:
[QUOTE=Chezhead;31219389]Where can we pre-order this? Also, does anyone have any idea if I should get the disk version or the steam version? Disk version: +You can install it on multiple computers (I think) +Comes with some sweet swag (especially pre-order) +More money to the developers -If I lose/crack the disk, no luck Steam +It's pretty much safe unless steam shuts down +Multiple computers without need of the disk +Faster download, and possibly that download before midnight deal -No pre-order swag The big question: Can I active this product on steam and own it?[/QUOTE] well skyrim might be a steamworks game, hasn't been said yet, so wait a bit before you go and put your money down
[QUOTE=GuyWithTheName;31214749]Roses are red, violets are blue This thread is full of dicks. Thanks for crushing my creativity It's nice to see people discouraging EVERYTHING ya know? One day the internet's just going to be full of the dumbass cod fanboy type because intelligent people decided they were just going to shit all over each-others creations until they were discouraged to contribute at all.[/QUOTE] Welcome to facepunch, don't worry, crushing dreams are our hobby. :)
[QUOTE=Chezhead;31219389]Where can we pre-order this? Also, does anyone have any idea if I should get the disk version or the steam version? Disk version: +You can install it on multiple computers (I think) +Comes with some sweet swag (especially pre-order) +More money to the developers -If I lose/crack the disk, no luck Steam +It's pretty much safe unless steam shuts down +Multiple computers without need of the disk +Faster download, and possibly that download before midnight deal -No pre-order swag The big question: Can I active this product on steam and own it?[/QUOTE] I'd go with the Disk version, sooner or later it will go on sale on steam for a bargain bucket price.
[QUOTE=GuyWithTheName;31214749]Roses are red, violets are blue This thread is full of dicks. Thanks for crushing my creativity It's nice to see people discouraging EVERYTHING ya know? One day the internet's just going to be full of the dumbass cod fanboy type because intelligent people decided they were just going to shit all over each-others creations until they were discouraged to contribute at all.[/QUOTE] Hey, I complimented ya bro. But ya gotta know, in a thread about dragons, manly beards, manly axes and vikings, you dont post pussy ass poems. Only prophecy's.
Playing Oblivion. Damn vampires make my life much worth.
[QUOTE=Chezhead;31219389]Where can we pre-order this? Also, does anyone have any idea if I should get the disk version or the steam version? Disk version: +You can install it on multiple computers (I think) +Comes with some sweet swag (especially pre-order) +More money to the developers -If I lose/crack the disk, no luck Steam +It's pretty much safe unless steam shuts down +Multiple computers without need of the disk +Faster download, and possibly that download before midnight deal -No pre-order swag The big question: Can I active this product on steam and own it?[/QUOTE] Bethesda games usually come without a serial key. And you dont need to crack it, only mount the image. Giving the pirates a break, ya know. [editline]20th July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=the tee;31225821]Playing Oblivion. Damn vampires make my life much worth.[/QUOTE] Put the difficulty ALL the way to the left. You'll thank me later.
[QUOTE=Aerkhan;31225840]Bethesda games usually come without a serial key. And you dont need to crack it, only mount the image. Giving the pirates a break, ya know. [editline]20th July 2011[/editline] Put the difficulty ALL the way to the left. You'll thank me later.[/QUOTE] I like how Moving the Difficulty Bar in either direction will make your life harder, If you increase it: Fights will last forever, but if you decrease it: Accidentally hitting a partner while fighting could be catastrophic.
[QUOTE=Aerkhan;31225840] [editline]20th July 2011[/editline] Put the difficulty ALL the way to the left. You'll thank me later.[/QUOTE] I prefer to accept this challenge, but thank for advice.
Why it takes so long for november to come?
[QUOTE=red_pharoah;31225884]I like how Moving the Difficulty Bar in either direction will make your life harder, If you increase it: Fights will last forever, but if you decrease it: Accidentally hitting a partner while fighting could be catastrophic.[/QUOTE] Also, since experience is calculated by how many times you use a given skill, playing on easy mode obviously makes the experience trickle slow to a crawl, as you wade through entrails with but a single hit of a rusty iron dagger.
[img]http://209.85.48.14/1509/77/0/p1019934/Creepy.jpg[/img] This is Morrowind, correct?
[QUOTE=Chezhead;31219389]Where can we pre-order this? Also, does anyone have any idea if I should get the disk version or the steam version? Disk version: +You can install it on multiple computers (I think) +Comes with some sweet swag (especially pre-order) +More money to the developers -If I lose/crack the disk, no luck Steam +It's pretty much safe unless steam shuts down +Multiple computers without need of the disk +Faster download, and possibly that download before midnight deal -No pre-order swag The big question: Can I active this product on steam and own it?[/QUOTE] Im definately getting retail version. I want something physical to hold, caress, make love to, etc.
[QUOTE=WarRocker32;31227686][img]http://209.85.48.14/1509/77/0/p1019934/Creepy.jpg[/img] This is Morrowind, correct?[/QUOTE] Ye, from the creepypasta.
Back from the Refugee Camp, it lost me a day of Facepunch but 6 zings and a a funny were worth it. [editline]21st July 2011[/editline] Not really though.
A day without FP how did you survive
[QUOTE=evilweazel;31237299]A day without FP how did you survive[/QUOTE] I went outside and talked to people.
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;31237659]I went outside and talked to people.[/QUOTE] Heard the graphics blow dick and the dialog is limited as fuck.
[QUOTE=evilweazel;31237671]Heard the graphics blow dick and the dialog is limited as fuck.[/QUOTE] Really buggy too... whenever I try to initiate a conversation with a female it bugs out and the dialog box never shows up :(
[QUOTE=PhantomGamers;31237688]Really buggy too... whenever I try to initiate a conversation with a female it bugs out and the dialog box never shows up :([/QUOTE] Thats probably because you're smelly and no fun to be around.
[QUOTE=evilweazel;31237718]Thats probably because you're smelly and no fun to be around.[/QUOTE] Dude, when I made my character, I put Smell all the way down and Charisma all the way up... So... YOU'RE WRONG. THE GAME'S JUST FUCKIN' BUGGY OKAY?
Well the other players can be fun but there were no events really and no loot except a Bible I found but I left that.
I'm getting this event that keeps occurring where my character gets hit by a car... ._______.
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