The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!

[Generic.Monk]

[QUOTE=Aristides;32768663]I propose no one shave until the game comes out, a months worth of beard should prepare all for this game. (Or leg beard for those of the female persuasion).[/QUOTE]

I think everyone on this forum who's prepared to do that already has a nicely dishevelled neckbeard to begin with

[Pretty Obscure]

Yeah, I don't have a beard. I can get some pretty intense chops going in that amount of time though. So I guess I'll do that.

[Murdoco]

I just shaved. Don't plan on shaving again until after skyrim. Has been the plan for quite some time.

[cdbx90]

Keen for this title, should be a blast. No shaving FTW.

[BLUcody]

[QUOTE=Confused111;32767697]If you don't mind me asking, what helmet and gloves are those?[/QUOTE]

I think the helmet is from FCOM, this compilation of mods, the helmet is a Hammerfell plate helmet and the gauntlets are from Artifacts, Dwarven dark gauntlets I think.

[Kommodore]

If I stop shaving I'll look like a rapist.

[editline]13th October 2011[/editline]

Er I also hope Winterhold actually has some Dunmer aesthetic to it. Even set of limeware would do it for me.

[silentjubjub]

[QUOTE=Kommodore;32770006]If I stop shaving I'll look like a rapist.[/QUOTE]

Yeah. :C

I don't mind my goatee but my mustache just isn't allowed to stay on my face.

[Dalto11]

A Bethesda QA Tester beat Skyrim (Main questline I'd say) in about 2 hours. What the hell.

Edit:

Oh, apparently it's a common thing for Bethesda to have a speedrun contest. This time is about an hour longer than both Oblivion and Fallout 3.

[Dalto11]

[QUOTE=Atlascore;32770208]He's a QA tester, he's paid minimum wage to play the game thousands of times a day to find bugs, he probably used some kind of bug and/or skipped literally 99% of the quests and dialogue.[/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.gamespot.com/news/6340080/bethesda-qa-tester-beats-skyrim-in-just-over-2-hours[/url]

Yeah, probably so, only stipulation was not to use 'cheats.'

[RayvenQ]

Claudia Christian is a voice actor in Skyrim? Damn, I'd preorder it if i hadn't already.

[Biotoxsin]

I could be a QA tester for Bethesda. Wouldn't be much of a change from my normal routine.

[fish puncher]

People in my school are so fucking retarded. I tell them I'm getting Skyrim instead of MW3, and this ensues:
"What's skyrim?"
"Elder Scrolls..."
"Huh?"
"Oblivion..."
"Oh, oblivion, why didn't you just say that?"

And this is why I'm all for the "oblivion 2" title

[RayvenQ]

[QUOTE=Biotoxsin;32770406]I could be a QA tester for Bethesda. Wouldn't be much of a change from my normal routine.[/QUOTE]

Understatement of the year award.

QA is not like gaming, at all, usually you're given a small part of the game to test to death, thousands of times, documenting anything each play through and having to do it over and over again whenevr a new revision comes along.

PRetty much every QA Tester Ive spoken to has, by the time a game has finally been released, not want to touch it at all.

[editline]14th October 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=fish puncher;32770434]
And this is why I'm all for the "oblivion 2" title[/QUOTE]

Why should we pander to idiots?

[-Ben_Wolfe-]

[QUOTE=fish puncher;32770434]People in my school are so fucking retarded. I tell them I'm getting Skyrim instead of MW3, and this ensues:
"What's skyrim?"
"Elder Scrolls..."
"Huh?"
"Oblivion..."
"Oh, oblivion, why didn't you just say that?"

And this is why I'm all for the "oblivion 2" title[/QUOTE]

Should have just said it's the sequel to Oblivion.

[mercurius]

[QUOTE=silentjubjub;32770085][QUOTE=Kommodore;32770006]If I stop shaving I'll look like a rapist.[/QUOTE]
Yeah. :C

I don't mind my goatee but my mustache just isn't allowed to stay on my face.[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://iaro.3dmax.hu/images/2011/10/14/328765429.png[/IMG]

[fish puncher]

[QUOTE=-Ben_Wolfe-;32770475]Should have just said it's the sequel to Oblivion.[/QUOTE]

I've used that to describe Skyrim so many times it's not even funny

[thrawn2787]

I hope the general guy voiced by the actor who played Tigh in BSG has an actual major role. I feel he got shafted in Fallout 3 and Mass Effect 2, the latter of which he was advertised to be in (and yet has a 2 second part)

[Framperton]

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;32767239]Interesting, I'm 16 and the only facial hair I have is a few hairs sticking out of my upper lip.[/QUOTE]

Get rid of that shit, fucking disgusting.

[Boba_Fett]

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;32767239]Interesting, I'm 16 and the only facial hair I have is a few hairs sticking out of my upper lip.[/QUOTE]
I'm 17, and I get massive sideburns and neckbeards. No mustache though.
I spend close to ten minutes a day shaving.

[ROFLBURGER]

I would be a voice actor for Skyrim if it means that I get a copy of their game.
I could be the town drunk or some alchemist experimenting with tobacco and Tiger Lily Nectar.

Would save them a lot of money for the thousands of voice actors they pay to make their games.

[dogmachines]

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;32771231]I would be a voice actor for Skyrim if it means that I get a copy of their game.
I could be the town drunk or some alchemist experimenting with tobacco and Tiger Lily Nectar.

Would save them a lot of money for the thousands of voice actors they pay to make their games.[/QUOTE]
They'd also save a bit if they didn't hire big-name actors to play characters that die in first 20 minutes or have about 4 lines of dialogue.

[Pixelnator]

[QUOTE=dogmachines;32771339]They'd also save a bit if they didn't hire big-name actors to play characters that die in first 20 minutes or have about 4 lines of dialogue.[/QUOTE]

Sean Connery as Akatosh/Alduin.

I don't care if he only would have two lines before his inevitable death.

[Biotoxsin]

[QUOTE=RayvenQ;32770439]Understatement of the year award.

QA is not like gaming, at all, usually you're given a small part of the game to test to death, thousands of times, documenting anything each play through and having to do it over and over again whenevr a new revision comes along.

PRetty much every QA Tester Ive spoken to has, by the time a game has finally been released, not want to touch it at all.
[/QUOTE]

I'm familiar with what it's like, the joke was that I've replayed games from the Elder Scrolls series so many times over the years.

[Minilandstan]

I feel bad that I didn't know the series was called the elder scrolls when I first saw it.

[Skyward]

[QUOTE=minilandstan;32771941]I feel bad that I didn't know the series was called the elder scrolls when I first saw it.[/QUOTE]
As long as you know the truth now, you are accepted.

[fish puncher]

[QUOTE=minilandstan;32771941]I feel bad that I didn't know the series was called the elder scrolls when I first saw it.[/QUOTE]

When I first saw Oblivion (and bought it, mind you), I had no idea what elder scrolls was. But I do now, forgive me.

[Tuskin]

[QUOTE=fish puncher;32772086]When I first saw Oblivion (and bought it, mind you), I had no idea what elder scrolls was. But I do now, forgive me.[/QUOTE]

Same here.

It was the Same thing with Fallout 3.

[Zondac]

[QUOTE=Tuskin;32772179]Same here.

It was the Same thing with Fallout 3.[/QUOTE]

Wait... You thought "Fallout 3" was like... the name of the game? And that it wasn't the third game of a series..?

[TheBigPal]

I'm 17 and can grow a full, thick beard. Envy me.

[Boba_Fett]

[QUOTE=TheBigPal;32772438]I'm 17 and can grow a full, thick beard. Envy me.[/QUOTE]
I tried to grow a pedo mustache once, but my mom paid me to ditch it.