• The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!
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[QUOTE=TheBigPal;32772438]I'm 17 and can grow a full, thick beard. Envy me.[/QUOTE] I will steal your beard out of envy. You have been warned.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;32771231]I would be a voice actor for Skyrim if it means that I get a copy of their game. I could be the town drunk or some alchemist experimenting with tobacco and Tiger Lily Nectar. Would save them a lot of money for the thousands of voice actors they pay to make their games.[/QUOTE] I'm sure they would jump at the chance, send them an e-mail!
[QUOTE=stepat201;32772726]I'm sure they would jump at the chance, send them an e-mail![/QUOTE] I think it's too late now
I came to this thread looking for Dragon Porn.. This is such a disappointment.
[QUOTE=Banshee FrieNd;32773839]I came to this thread looking for Dragon Porn.. This is such a disappointment.[/QUOTE] Go to the Dragon Megathread. They will provide all the dragon porn your heart, or any other organ, desires.
Guys, I just had a revelation... Today is October the 14th... Skyrim comes out November 11th... I think I can wait this out, guys. I had my doubts, I thought I'd throw myself off a cliff before the game came out... [I]I think I can make it.[/I]
Guess who I'll be marrying? [img]http://www.thisblogrules.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/all-videos_adoringfan.jpg[/img]
I'm already planning obliskyrim.
i'll be an argonian who marries a khajit and we'll have disgusting furry lizard babies that will trigger a genocide by those fucking racist elves.
[QUOTE=thisispain;32774287]i'll be an argonian who marries a khajit and we'll have disgusting furry lizard babies that will trigger a genocide by those fucking racist elves.[/QUOTE]Hopefully racism will be around like in Morrowind, where at one point you could actually defend an argonian from dark elves trying to kill him. It adds a bit more depth than a disposition decrease that can be removed with money.
[QUOTE=dogmachines;32775082]Hopefully racism will be around like in Morrowind, where at one point you could actually defend an argonian from dark elves trying to kill him. It adds a bit more depth than a disposition decrease that can be removed with money.[/QUOTE] Wait so, you [B]WANT[/B] racism? What kind of sick person are you...
[QUOTE=minilandstan;32775091]Wait so, you [B]WANT[/B] racism? What kind of sick person are you...[/QUOTE] Well, it exists in the universe. It'd be nice to actually see it. That and it makes it more believable than a world where such varied races live together and nobody says much about it despite the history of slavery and violence between races.
I was joking [I]Jesus, you have the mind of an Argonian.[/I]
I'm so glad I've been able to grow facial hair since I was 13. now I'm 20 with a full beard and decent mustache. I haven't shaved in a month and I'm not shaving til skyrim comes out. Luckily, it's still kempt and still good looking. On topic though, I'm curious to see how deep the poison system actually is. For instance, is there more than a handful of poisons? More than a few effects? Can you poison someones water or a water supply? Also really hoping that you can wear clothing + armor to some degree at least.
Where should I preorder?
Yeah I hope there are more ways to kill people other than weapons. Poison apples were great fun, hopefully there will be more things like it.
[QUOTE=Robbobin;32775659]Where should I preorder?[/QUOTE] whatever is easiest, I tend to prefer amazon because the customer support is usually amazing and release day delivery is a penny.
Intkeys HAVE IT FOR 30 BUCKS WHAT A BARGIN Steam: 90 INTFUCKINGKEYS: 30
Steam, 90? is that a typo? Oh wait.. Australia. Why the shit is it so expensive there? [editline]14th October 2011[/editline] I really want to get a hard copy of the game but Im so broke :[ I might just have to go with the Intkeys, 30 dollars is stupidly cheap, it's hard to pass up. Intkeys is reliable, right? There must be some sort of catch :|
[QUOTE=fish puncher;32770434]People in my school are so fucking retarded. I tell them I'm getting Skyrim instead of MW3, and this ensues: "What's skyrim?" "Elder Scrolls..." "Huh?" "Oblivion..." "Oh, oblivion, why didn't you just say that?" And this is why I'm all for the "oblivion 2" title[/QUOTE] Prepare the stake, and the fire.
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;32775784]Intkeys is reliable, right?[/QUOTE] Yeah. How it works is they are based in Russia, and everything is MUCH cheaper there... somehow.
Intkeys and sites like them get their keys from Russia and Latvia, where the cost of living is really low. People couldn't afford to buy $60 games on a regular basis, so the prices are lower. Key sites buy these keys from a licensed distributor, and sell them for really low prices.
[QUOTE=lazerdan;32775879]Yeah. How it works is they are based in Russia, and everything is MUCH cheaper there... somehow.[/QUOTE] Magic. got it.
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;32775784] I might just have to go with the Intkeys, 30 dollars is stupidly cheap, it's hard to pass up. Intkeys is reliable, right? There must be some sort of catch :|[/QUOTE] There is a catch sometimes where you have to give them your steam account details and turn off steamguard But that's because all there shit is based in russia I go Deus Ex and I let them do that, 2 hours in I had it.
I traded a second Max's severed head, that I had, for my copy of Skyrim plus some dlc's for Majesty 2. Since Skyrim is still blocked in Steam at my region, somehow. :v:
The TF2 hat economy continues to astound me. That max stuff seems to just be shooting up in price for no apparent reason. I wish I could pawn off all my TF2 shit for a Skyrim copy :saddowns:
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;32776393]The TF2 hat economy continues to astound me. That max stuff seems to just be shooting up in price for no apparent reason. I wish I could pawn off all my TF2 shit for a Skyrim copy :saddowns:[/QUOTE] My friend purposely wears his Max's head just to piss off traders, he'll even say he's offering it for a scrap to watch the flood of requests.
I'm not playing TF2 anymore. Considering trading off all my vintage items for a few costly games on steam. I'm sure people would pay for that.
[QUOTE=Banshee FrieNd;32774276]I'm already planning obliskyrim.[/QUOTE] Morroblrim. Fuck, I'd order a truckload of hotpockets and wait out the economy.
[QUOTE=Ganerumo;32777040]I'm not playing TF2 anymore. Considering trading off all my vintage items for a few costly games on steam. I'm sure people would pay for that.[/QUOTE] I realised after not playing the game for quite a while that my entire backpack may just be worth 5$... I can at least afford an inde game, through. :v:
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