The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!
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System requirements coming next week? About time
I just realized, all TES games lacked the single best piece of clothing ever devised by mankind: [I]kilts[/I].
I'd buy them as DLC if it would allow me to play Skyrim singing
[I]Let the wind blow high, Let the wind blow low
Through Tamriel in my kilt I go
All the dragons say "Hello,
Dovakhiin, where's your trousers?[/I]
Playing Oblivion is only making me want Skyrim more.
[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;32778013]I just realized, all TES games lacked the single best piece of clothing ever devised by mankind: [I]kilts[/I].
I'd buy them as DLC if it would allow me to play Skyrim singing
[I]Let the wind blow high, Let the wind blow low
Through Tamriel in my kilt I go
All the dragons say "Hello,
Dovakhiin, where's your trousers?[/I][/QUOTE]
Morrowind had some kilts. The Imperial Guard wore them over their armours, they just didn't have tartan.
And, nice variant on Donald Far's yer troosers.
[QUOTE=Craigewan;32778230]Morrowind had some kilts. The Imperial Guard wore them over their armours, they just didn't have tartan.
And, nice variant on Donald Far's yer troosers.[/QUOTE]
Well apparently, Imperial guards in Skyrim will have the same roman-ish armor with the kilt.
Too bad armor is a single piece now and you can't take off the pants.
Damn, Bethesda! Ye canna put the breeks oan a dragonborn! [img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-argh.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;32778329]Well apparently, Imperial guards in Skyrim will have the same roman-ish armor with the kilt.
Too bad armor is a single piece now and you can't take off the pants.
Damn, Bethesda! Ye canna put the breeks oan a dragonborn! [img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-argh.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
Well we can only hope someone will come along with a tailor maid mod.
[QUOTE=gamerman345;32778527]Well we can only hope someone will come along with a [B]lusty Argonian[/B] tailor maid mod.[/QUOTE]
Fixed, most mods will be from the Skyrim Nexus so...
[QUOTE=gamerman345;32778527]Well we can only hope someone will come along with a tailor [b]maid[/b] mod.[/QUOTE]
Will she be argonian?
[editline]14th October 2011[/editline]
GOD DAMN IT DRASAR.
Final Title:
[quote]Oblivion 2 V6: Old men's naked bodies' fishing secrets[/quote]
No discussion.
[QUOTE=Zondac;32772349]Wait... You thought "Fallout 3" was like... the name of the game? And that it wasn't the third game of a series..?[/QUOTE]
No I mean Fallout 3 was the first time I had heard of the series.
Same with Half-Life 2
[QUOTE=Tuskin;32779035]No I mean Fallout 3 was the first time I had heard of the series.
Same with Half-Life 2[/QUOTE]
Oh. You made it seem like you thought FO3 was the first game of the series :v:
[QUOTE=minilandstan;32775130]I was joking
[I]Jesus, you have the mind of an Argonian.[/I][/QUOTE]
Oh be quiet you sad excuse for an Orc. You all look like the green shit I stepped on when hunting trolls.
[editline]14th October 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Aerkhan;32778986]Final Title:
No discussion.[/QUOTE]
You forgot the beards
[QUOTE=Zeb Brown;32775705]Intkeys HAVE IT FOR 30 BUCKS
WHAT A BARGIN
Steam: 90
INTFUCKINGKEYS: 30[/QUOTE]
steam is a ripoff in all countries except the US
[QUOTE=Aerkhan;32778986]Final Title:
[QUOTE]Oblivion 2 V6: Old men's naked bodies' fishing secrets[/QUOTE]
No discussion.[/QUOTE]
[quote]Oblivion 2: [B]Skyrim[/B] V6: Old people's naked bodies fishing secrets [B]with their manly beards[/B].[/quote]
I think we'll actually just keep adding to it.
[QUOTE=Generic.Monk;32779674]steam is a ripoff in all countries except the US[/QUOTE]
Not their fault that they could seriously wipe out the retail PC market is other countries (and then face the repercussions). If intkeys somehow became huge (and steam died off or something) and was the size that steam is now they'd have to raise their prices back up
I canceled on Steam and I'm buying one on Intkeys
Not sure whether I should cancel my Ebgames exclusive edition of Skyrim and replace it with the Intkeys one.
So i am in the UK, can i purchase from Intkeys? And anyone know if it sticks to its promises of giving us 1-2 days in advance?
Like anyone bought from here before?
[QUOTE=HumanAbyss;32775374]I'm so glad I've been able to grow facial hair since I was 13. now I'm 20 with a full beard and decent mustache. I haven't shaved in a month and I'm not shaving til skyrim comes out. Luckily, it's still kempt and still good looking.
On topic though, I'm curious to see how deep the poison system actually is. For instance, is there more than a handful of poisons? More than a few effects? Can you poison someones water or a water supply? Also really hoping that you can wear clothing + armor to some degree at least.[/QUOTE]
I bet you're secretly Italian-Canadian.
[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;32778013]I just realized, all TES games lacked the single best piece of clothing ever devised by mankind: [I]kilts[/I].
I'd buy them as DLC if it would allow me to play Skyrim singing
[I]Let the wind blow high, Let the wind blow low
Through Tamriel in my kilt I go
All the dragons say "Hello,
Dovakhiin, where's your trousers?[/I][/QUOTE]
[I]Oh Dragonborn, the shouts, the shouts are roaring
From town to town, and down the mountain side
The wait is soon gone, and all the dragons'll be dying
'Tis you, 'tis you must go and I must bide.[/I]
Preordered this game on Steam a couple hours ago.
[B]Now, hybernate me until November 10[/B]
[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;32783139]Preordered this game on Steam a couple hours ago.
[B]Now, hybernate me until November 10[/B][/QUOTE]
11th.
I imagine if you're rich enough to have someone hibernate you, you would be rich enough to have someone preload the game.
[QUOTE=Craigewan;32778230]Morrowind had some kilts. The Imperial Guard wore them over their armours, they just didn't have tartan.
And, nice variant on Donald Far's yer troosers.[/QUOTE]
Those weren't kilts, they were just armor skirting. Even called the "Imperial Templar Skirt"
Skirting like that was a good form of armor back in the day, or likewise easy to wear clothing in colder climates.
[QUOTE=Framperton;32783204]11th.
I imagine if you're rich enough to have someone hibernate you, you would be rich enough to have someone preload the game.[/QUOTE]
We're on a low budget here, the plan for hybernation was a large refrigerator and ludicrous amounts of alcohol.
Actually, wake me up the 9th. One day to thaw my brain properly, the other one to be sure to preload the game before launch date. IT'S A FLAWLESS PLAN.
Wait, so this "Intkeys" sells game keys for cheap, and that aren't region locked?
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;32783207]Those weren't kilts, they were just armor skirting. Even called the "Imperial Templar Skirt"
Skirting like that was a good form of armor back in the day, or likewise easy to wear clothing in colder climates.[/QUOTE]
Even back in the day the skirts weren't actually skirts but part of a long tunic.
[QUOTE=RayvenQ;32783532]Even back in the day the skirts weren't actually skirts but part of a long tunic.[/QUOTE]
Generally, yeah, just a long piece of fabric. Though some armor pieces would just have skirts on them, as well as draping leather bands to further enhance the skirt area. It's a good way to cover your legs from slashes and the like.
[QUOTE=Ardosos;32783454]Wait, so this "Intkeys" sells game keys for cheap, and that aren't region locked?[/QUOTE]
Some of them are region locked, like Dead Island. In that case you need to use a Russian VPN or make a temporary Steam password and let them do it for you.
[QUOTE=johnlukeg;32783618]Some of them are region locked, like Dead Island. In that case you need to use a Russian VPN or make a temporary Steam password and let them do it for you.[/QUOTE]
Woah, I never knew about this. Nice.
