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The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!

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[QUOTE=i-am-teh-sex;32787037]We barter with potatos But don't worry, the SNES was great[/QUOTE] Funny story. You know how most non mexican restaurants, if they give you anything free before the meal, will give you rolls? When I was on vacation in Ireland I went to some pub in the middle of fucking no where and they brought out this bowl of brown lumpy things. I assumed they were rolls until I took one. They were potatoes. Best god damn potatoes I ever had.

[QUOTE=Generic.Monk;32785425]lol it turns out I'm going to ireland on november 12th, a land without computers or games consoles capable of playing skyrim though if I squint at the miles of desolate countryside maybe I could pretend to be playing skyrim[/QUOTE] Typical Irish Computer. 1:43 AM - Ogef. R. Ninel [1. FJ]: Processor: CutiePie Intel 500 11:43 AM - Ogef. R. Ninel [1. FJ]: Graphics card: Cartoons 11:43 AM - Ogef. R. Ninel [1. FJ]: Monitor: My first TV 11:44 AM - Ogef. R. Ninel [1. FJ]: Power source: Hamster on wheel 11:44 AM - Ogef. R. Ninel [1. FJ]: Case: Potato sack 11:44 AM - Ogef. R. Ninel [1. FJ]: Keyboard: Typewriter with missing y and l buttons 11:45 AM - Ogef. R. Ninel [1. FJ]: Microphone: Radio anouncer mic from the 50s 11:45 AM - Ogef. R. Ninel [1. FJ]: Fan: One of those small toy windmills. 12:03 PM - Redwood Tree Magazine Rep Jamal: [img]http://i.imgur.com/pIoYfs.png[/img]

Can it max out Crysis?!?!

No.

[QUOTE=Generic.Monk;32785425]lol it turns out I'm going to ireland on november 12th, a land without computers or games consoles capable of playing skyrim though if I squint at the miles of desolate countryside maybe I could pretend to be playing skyrim[/QUOTE] I take offence to that. I'm getting a new PC for Skyrim (*cough*boughtfromEnglishwebsites*cough*). So we'll have at least one!

Oh Shit I Lost my Gamestop Preorder receipt! I'm Fucked!

[QUOTE=Banshee FrieNd;32787891]Oh Shit I Lost my Gamestop Preorder receipt! I'm Fucked![/QUOTE] buy something else, make a counterfeit preorder receipt become a successful conman play skyrim

[QUOTE=Banshee FrieNd;32787891]Oh Shit I Lost my Gamestop Preorder receipt! I'm Fucked![/QUOTE] I don't know if it's the same in the states but for Gamestop in Canada, I lose mine all the time and they just require you to bring a valid ID that matches who you put the pre order under....so if you lose the receipt that's fine, call your Gamestop and ask if its the same.

[QUOTE=Banshee FrieNd;32787891]Oh Shit I Lost my Gamestop Preorder receipt! I'm Fucked![/QUOTE] Gamestop asks for your information for a reason

[QUOTE=Banshee FrieNd;32787891]Oh Shit I Lost my Gamestop Preorder receipt! I'm Fucked![/QUOTE] Just tell them your phone number

[QUOTE=Banshee FrieNd;32787891]Oh Shit I Lost my Gamestop Preorder receipt! I'm Fucked![/QUOTE] Around here they just ask to see if your ID matches, not for the receipt.

So since I can't wait for skyrim, I was going to make the armor the guy in the skyrim trailer had in blender so I can wear it in Oblivion. When making the helm, everything was fine until I went to texture... [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Ru6td.png?8409[/IMG] If I manage to get around this problem somehow I'll give a link for you guys. Just noticed the horns don't curl in enough.

[QUOTE=Renegade Master;32788991]So since I can't wait for skyrim, I was going to make the armor the guy in the skyrim trailer had in blender so I can wear it in Oblivion. When making the helm, everything was fine until I went to texture... [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Ru6td.png?8409[/IMG] What the hell is this and how the hell do I fix it?[/QUOTE] I don't know, I use 3ds max like a real modeler.

Yeah, but 3ds max costs money, doesn't it?

Haha, I got paid time off for release and 3 days after. Gonna use the money from it to get another 560.

Someone, gift me Skyrim, please. :downs:

"So what's going on with you?"

[QUOTE=Sirdrone536;32789899]"So what's going on with you?"[/QUOTE] Waiting for Skyrim.

[QUOTE=Renegade Master;32788991]So since I can't wait for skyrim, I was going to make the armor the guy in the skyrim trailer had in blender so I can wear it in Oblivion. When making the helm, everything was fine until I went to texture... image/ [URL]http://i.imgur.com/Ru6td.png?8409[/URL] /image If I manage to get around this problem somehow I'll give a link for you guys. Just noticed the horns don't curl in enough.[/QUOTE] Try recalculating the normals (ctrl+n)

[QUOTE=Fables;32790133]Waiting for Skyrim.[/QUOTE] I've heard other's say the same. Have you heard any word about the other provinces?

After I updated my drivers, oblivion starts to lag after I spend some time in my inventory. Fuck.

[QUOTE=Banshee FrieNd;32790374]I've heard other's say the same. Have you heard any word about the other provinces?[/QUOTE] I hear they have mudcrabs in Skyrim! Nasty creatures.

[QUOTE=Canuhearmenow;32790486]I hear they have mudcrabs in Skyrim! Nasty creatures.[/QUOTE] Can't wait to yell at Alduin, "I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!"

So I just spent a good chunk of my night on making this mousepad. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/KgjfF.png[/IMG] y/n?

Looks like it would be hard to realize when it's dirty and needs to be cleaned!

[QUOTE=johnlukeg;32790829]Looks like it would be hard to realize when it's dirty and needs to be cleaned![/QUOTE] Holy hell, I thought about this so many times but it's really just part of the style. :v:

[QUOTE=silentjubjub;32790732]So I just spent a good chunk of my night on making this mousepad. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/KgjfF.png[/IMG] y/n?[/QUOTE] God yes. I love it.

It has been almost 6 years, but I finally completed oblivions main story. Got goosebumps.

[QUOTE=Arvuti;32791665]It has been almost 6 years, but I finally completed oblivions main story. Got goosebumps.[/QUOTE] the main quest is easy [sp]with 103% chameleon[/sp] [sp]true story[/sp]

Where the fuck is dragon pron?

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