The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn! - Games

please

Say that tomorrow and gosh darnit you can!

I'm in Tomorrow and I still don't have them >:(

I came. And I will come again when dem screenshots are up.

You know what I'm most excited about this game? No more fucking Oblivion gates. "We can't help you because Oblivion gate and shit" :suicide:

[QUOTE=Atlascore;32820674]That's why you do the main quests last.[/QUOTE] Chyeah, or not at all.

Ughh, 4 weeks. Better than 20 weeks, I suppose.

[QUOTE=SamsUncle;32820529]I came. And I will come again when dem screenshots are up.[/QUOTE] Bitch when I see those screenshots you will be swimming in a sea of cum that's how fucking excited I am.

Now [I]that's[/I] a rating with some hair on it's chest [URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/707/ratingd.jpg/][IMG]http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/4985/ratingd.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

[QUOTE=lazerdan;32820777]Chyeah, or not at all.[/QUOTE] Leave the sewers, never see Jauffre. The game just feels oddly better without having Oblivion Gates or talk of Daedra invading or hearing about Kvatch being destroyed.

They forgot Language?

[QUOTE=hypno-toad;32821036]Now [I]that's[/I] a rating with some hair on it's chest [URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/707/ratingd.jpg/][IMG]http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/4985/ratingd.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/QUOTE] Violence? Sex? Alcohol? [B]IT'S TIME TO BE A 1950 BLACK COP WHO PLAYS BY HIS OWN RULES[/B]

[QUOTE=BANNED USER;32821101]They forgot Language?[/QUOTE] You N'Wah!

[QUOTE=Atlascore;32821151]This isn't Fallout, people aren't going to be running around saying fuck in every other sentence.[/QUOTE] I guess you have a point there, fetcher.

[QUOTE=BANNED USER;32821101]They forgot Language?[/QUOTE] you can only fit so much manliness onto one ESRB label

[QUOTE=BANNED USER;32821101]They forgot Language?[/QUOTE] I never heard any foul language in Oblivion... At least not to the best of my recollection.

[QUOTE=Stud Muffin;32821174]I never heard any foul language in Oblivion... At least not to the best of my recollection.[/QUOTE] that's because there is none, elder scrolls is too classy for foul language.

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;32800201]I hope someone will scan the collectors edition artbook.[/QUOTE] When i get it ill be happy to

[QUOTE=Dovahkiin;32821291]that's because there is none, elder scrolls is too classy for foul language.[/QUOTE] Yeah, people's only insults are comparing you to mudcrabs. :v:

[QUOTE=Stud Muffin;32821174]I never heard any foul language in Oblivion... At least not to the best of my recollection.[/QUOTE] I heard dammit like once.

[QUOTE=silentjubjub;32817310]But, let's look at Morrowind. Then look at Oblivion. Then Skyrim. What do they have in common? They have been dumbed down in comparison to their predecessors. I'm not saying this makes the games bad but I just wanted to point that out for people who think that they're not trying to market to a more casual audience. Because they obviously are. [editline]16th October 2011[/editline] Oh whoops, my automerge.[/QUOTE] except simplifying the mechanics and trimming off the cast amounts of shit that morrowind was encrusted with isn't exactly a bad move look, morrowind was a good game but it was full of asshole design moves, stop wanting every game to be like it [editline]17th October 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Stud Muffin;32821174]I never heard any foul language in Oblivion... At least not to the best of my recollection.[/QUOTE] modryn oreyn said bastard once IIRC [editline]17th October 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Atlascore;32821151]This isn't Fallout, people aren't going to be running around saying fuck in every other sentence.[/QUOTE] that's more to do with crappy writing on bethesda's part rather than the fault of the fallout series

[QUOTE=Stud Muffin;32821174]I never heard any foul language in Oblivion... At least not to the best of my recollection.[/QUOTE] There was one Orc in the Sivering Isles that said "dammit" every other word.

Hopefully I don't beat this game too fast. When Oblivion came out I played it the entire Springbreak and said "Fuck my friends this game is awesome". Beat it in a week, got all the achievements in 2. Probably my greatest accomplishment in gaming.

For the life of me, I still can't take the Khajitt seriously.

Preordered Skyrim on Gamestop on Saturday. God I hope I have money by the time it comes out...

Rate me Late but what kinda dungeon we startin' in? [editline]16th October 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Stizzles;32822972]Preordered Skyrim on Gamestop on Saturday. God I hope I have money by the time it comes out...[/QUOTE] I [b] will [/b] send you the money if you don't and will pay me back. No man should be forced to live without skyrim for a day.

[QUOTE=Banshee FrieNd;32823044]Rate me Late but what kinda dungeon we startin' in?[/QUOTE] Probably not starting out in a dungeon. What kind of guards lead prisoners through dungeons anyways?

[QUOTE=Banshee FrieNd;32787891]Oh Shit I Lost my Gamestop Preorder receipt! I'm Fucked![/QUOTE] Have you checked your sock drawer? It's in there dude I swear.

[QUOTE=SamsUncle;32823107]Probably not starting out in a dungeon. What kind of guards lead prisoners through dungeons anyways?[/QUOTE] Dungeon Guards.

[highlight]Jesus Christ![/highlight] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/43157158/Holy%20Shit1.jpg[/img] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/43157158/Holy%20Shit2.jpg[/img] [b]OH GOD DAMN IT![/b]