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The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!

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[QUOTE=hypno-toad;32846783]Why is it that when I saw that youtube video preview image, it looked like a Todd Howard Skyrim Rap[/QUOTE] It's the jacket.

[QUOTE=Gilboron;32845915][video=youtube;_loWCIxaTtY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_loWCIxaTtY[/video] THERE'S NEW FOOTAGE IN HERE GUYS DWEMER CENTURION [B]DWEMER CENTURION[/B] [B][I][U]DWEMER CENTURION[/U][/I][/B][/QUOTE] I want this game inside me

[QUOTE=Dovahkiin;32848152]is that guy retarded? we can pause, you know and holy shit man steampunk armor man[/QUOTE] "Steam Punk armor" :colbert:

[QUOTE=Generic.Monk;32848818]I want this game inside me[/QUOTE] Your body can't take it. It's too massive. It will impregnate you and you will have a baby dovahkiin.

[QUOTE=PunchedInFac;32849279]Your body can't take it. It's too massive. It will impregnate you and you will have a baby dovahkiin.[/QUOTE] so be it at least I'll be able to win that contest bethesda talked about

[QUOTE=PunchedInFac;32849279]Your body can't take it. It's too massive. It will impregnate you and you will have a baby dovahkiin.[/QUOTE] But then you'd get every Bethesda game ever for free! [editline]18th October 2011[/editline] FUCK

Got a question. Will the release date of Skyrim be 11/11/11 at Maryland? If they do a midnight release on Steam where I live (1 hour ahead of Maryland), will it come out an hour earlier, or will Steam wait until midnight here as well?

[QUOTE=Dovahkiin;32848152]is that guy retarded? we can pause, you know and holy shit man steampunk armor man[/QUOTE] If you read what he said, you would see that he acknowledges this and advises you to turn annotations off. Also, some of the new footage doesn't last much more than a few frames. And "steampunk armor?" [URL="http://uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Dwemer_Centurions"]Really?[/URL]

[QUOTE=GeneralSpecific;32849378]If you read what he said, you would see that he acknowledges this and advises you to turn annotations off. Also, some of the new footage doesn't last much more than a few frames. And "steampunk armor?" [URL="http://uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Dwemer_Centurions"]Really?[/URL][/QUOTE] Ha. Maybe you can down a Centurion and use its body as armor when you take it apart.

[QUOTE=PunchedInFac;32849279]Your body can't take it. It's too massive. It will impregnate you and you will have a [B]baby dovahkiin.[/B][/QUOTE] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/11517902/ohgodwhatnotgoodwithphotoshop.png[/img] Excuse my lack of photoshop skills, first thing that came to mind

Force Balance Push. Rather appropriate name for that spell. Although concerning the lore, does simply speaking draconic cast the Shouts, with the words automatically warping reality when spoken, or would a Dragonborn need to keep the mental component of the spell, the "code", in their minds as they cast it? If the former, that'd cause a few problems for Dovahkiin; like saying the words even without Shouting them causing him to accidentally blast away the guy he was chatting to. The latter seems more likely, though, as Shouting probably requires concentrating Magicka in the vocal chords to prep the Shout... Also, that Dwemer Centurion practically confirms that we'll be having a short jaunt eastward to Morrowind, since that's where the Dwemer Ruins at.

[QUOTE=ironman17;32849589]Force Balance Push. Rather appropriate name for that spell. Although concerning the lore, does simply speaking draconic cast the Shouts, with the words automatically warping reality when spoken, or would a Dragonborn need to keep the mental component of the spell, the "code", in their minds as they cast it? If the former, that'd cause a few problems for Dovahkiin; like saying the words even without Shouting them causing him to accidentally blast away the guy he was chatting to. The latter seems more likely, though, as Shouting probably requires concentrating Magicka in the vocal chords to prep the Shout...[/QUOTE] IT's a good thing no one casually speaks Draconian. Master Thu'um users had to be gagged since the utterance of any word caused the earth to sunder at their feet. I can only assume that Draconian was a casual language back then, I would think that now everyone uses the Imperial language.

I wonder what OH FUCK is in draconic, and what effect it'd have? If dragons don't have a word for Fuck, then what other words would they have that were expletives and/or referring to sex?

The shouts are Thu'um, a unique ability that was practiced long ago in Skyrim at the Imperial College of the Voice founded by Tiber Septim. It doesn't use magicka, but it has pretty amazing potential. When the Words were used in warfare, the Master Voices (also called Tongues) were totally OP, often able to bring down city gates with words alone. I'm pretty sure that saying the words out of context could cause a Shout to happen. The Tongues and other Voices were often gagged when they weren't using their voices. The remaining Thu'um users are most likely the Greybeards.

Dragons have no word for Fuck. [sp]They only have Rerr[/sp]

[QUOTE=GeneralSpecific;32849378]If you read what he said, you would see that he acknowledges this and advises you to turn annotations off. Also, some of the new footage doesn't last much more than a few frames. And "steampunk armor?" [URL="http://uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Dwemer_Centurions"]Really?[/URL][/QUOTE] I never played morrowind, ok? I didn't even know that Dwemers had all that tecnology to make a giant robot thing. sorry, I guess.

Not sure if this is late or not, but PC Gamer confirmed you can join the Imperial Legion. [url]http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/10/18/the-elder-scrolls-v-skyrim-preview/3/[/url]

[QUOTE=Dovahkiin;32849937]I never played morrowind, ok? I didn't even know that Dwemers had all that tecnology to make a giant robot thing. sorry, I guess.[/QUOTE] How dare you not be informed on every single tiny bit of the lore wow fuck people like you are gonna kill this game shame on you

I'm gonna play through morrowind for the first time sometime this month. Just need to find a weekend with nothing to do to get started on it.

I heard some claims at my school that there's a working torrent for skyrim. Bullshit.

[QUOTE=Banshee FrieNd;32850277]I heard some claims at my school that there's a working torrent for skyrim. Bullshit.[/QUOTE] Quick, find it!

[QUOTE=Banshee FrieNd;32850277]I heard some claims at my school that there's a working torrent for skyrim. Bullshit.[/QUOTE] Tell them you tried it and it worked and you played it. Watch them get viruses and complain about their computer.

Your friend is spewing bullshit of the finest variety, Banshee FrieNd

[QUOTE=Dovahkiin;32849937]I never played morrowind, ok? I didn't even know that Dwemers had all that tecnology to make a giant robot thing. sorry, I guess.[/QUOTE] Sorry, I didn't mean to be rude.

[QUOTE=Tark;32850380]Tell them you tried it and it worked and you played it. Watch them get viruses and complain about their computer.[/QUOTE] Tell them you played it and Skyrim was bullshit.

[QUOTE=Zedicus Mann;32850410]Tell them you played it and Skyrim was bullshit.[/QUOTE]JOKES ARE MEANT TO BE FUNNY THAT IS A TERRIBLE JOKE

[QUOTE=carbonking75;32850766]JOKES ARE MEANT TO BE FUNNY THAT IS A TERRIBLE JOKE[/QUOTE] I don't want dumb people playing the same singleplayer game as me.

[QUOTE=Zedicus Mann;32850821]I don't want dumb people playing the same singleplayer game as me.[/QUOTE]Much better.

[QUOTE=Zedicus Mann;32850821]I don't want dumb people playing the same singleplayer game as me.[/QUOTE] srs binsness

[QUOTE=Atlascore;32850844]It's a singleplayer game, you will never encounter them in your entire life. [/QUOTE]Not entirely true, you could encounter some one in real life that would infuriate you online. I met some one here that thought "hardcore" games were simply ones with violence and guns.

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