The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!

[seefo]

[QUOTE=Renegade Master;32932856]All this stuff is exciting for Skyrim no doubt: Raping dragons, pickpocketing children, yelling at things to kill them, etc. but I ask one thing.

[B][I]ARE AFROS CONFIRMED FOR REDGUARD?[/I][/B][/QUOTE]
yes

[KorJax]

[QUOTE=thrawn2787;32928462]Ok well I'm still contemplating if I should change my preorder method

Agree for staying with Amazon
Disagree for going with gamestop
Tool for saying fuck it and just going with steam[/QUOTE]

Stick with amazon

9/10 you'll get it release day

If you don't you immediatly get a $10 gift card

If it takes 2-3 days past release date you get your entire order refunded

So even if you don't get it in time, you still win. I preordered several games from there this year, all but Witcher 2 arrived on time, and Witcher 2 was fully refunded to me via Amazon Giftcard because I got it Friday instead of the Tuesday release date

[RayvenQ]

[QUOTE=Renegade Master;32932856]All this stuff is exciting for Skyrim no doubt: Raping dragons, pickpocketing children, yelling at things to kill them, etc. but I ask one thing.

[B][I]ARE AFROS CONFIRMED FOR REDGUARD?[/I][/B][/QUOTE]

Fried Chicken is a crafting recipie only Redguard can use.

[markfu]

Hmm, I get Skyrim on the 11th. Then the Quidditch world cup from the 12-13. Then I get back and finish writing an essay for the 16th. Damn.

[Rockersm]

[QUOTE=markfu;32933102]Hmm, I get Skyrim on the 11th. Then the Quidditch world cup from the 12-13. Then I get back and finish writing an essay for the 16th. Damn.[/QUOTE]

Write your essay while playing Skyrim, just don't write down quotes by accident.

[JerryK]

[QUOTE=markfu;32933102]Hmm, I get Skyrim on the 11th. Then the Quidditch world cup from the 12-13. Then I get back and finish writing an essay for the 16th. Damn.[/QUOTE]

Quidditch lol

[markfu]

[QUOTE=JerryK;32933203]Quidditch lol[/QUOTE]

That was my reaction at first too. But its fun as fuck

[editline]23rd October 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=Rockersm;32933180]Write your essay while playing Skyrim, just don't write down quotes by accident.[/QUOTE]

"While Tocqueville brings up good points about the differences between equality and liberty, as well as the road to despotism through a highly centralized government, Marx had a kickin' rad beard, so I believe that his arguments are the more valid"

[Pretty Obscure]

[QUOTE=thrawn2787;32930266]IMO the hud IS cluttered. I'd rather look in one location for health / mana / fatigue than all over the screen. Again one of the first mods I'd like to get is a UI mod (or if it isn't too much trouble to rearrange it myself I'd just do that).[/QUOTE]

What are you even talking about?

The Skyrim HUD is a matter of 4 bars.

At the very top is the compass bar, and at the bottom are the health magicka and stamina bars whcih, mind you, disappear when not in use/at full.

[DoctorRictofen]

Just bought a new gaming pc today for skyrim, battlefield 3, and saints row 3. Can't wait to max the graphics out on high.

[Plague Nexus]

[QUOTE=Waterrmelonn;32857891][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/QU2QQ.jpg[/IMG]

My Fantasy is complete[/QUOTE]

Can anyone explain how you can get one of those, What do they mean by P500? Or how to obtain it from pre-order.

[div.exe]

Has anyone decided to grab Skyrim from IntKeys? Or did you all just decide to buy it on Steam for safety? Been debating it for a bit now.

[Stinkyarmpit]

[QUOTE=div.exe;32934128]Has anyone decided to grab Skyrim from IntKeys? Or did you all just decide to buy it on Steam for safety? Been debating it for a bit now.[/QUOTE]

I haven't even bought it yet, i'm waiting on steam to possibly have a tf2 preorder promo. This way i get some hat and can trade it several months later for another game!

[Legolas]

[QUOTE=Stinkyarmpit;32934158]I haven't even bought it yet, i'm waiting on steam to possibly have a tf2 preorder promo. This way i get some hat and can trade it several months later for another game![/QUOTE]
Pretty sure you missed the promo

[Murdoco]

[QUOTE=Stinkyarmpit;32934158]I haven't even bought it yet, i'm waiting on steam to possibly have a tf2 preorder promo. This way i get some hat and can trade it several months later for another game![/QUOTE]

There was already a tf2 preorder promo but that was a couple months ago. Don't know if they will do it again.

[Sauronvoldemort]

There was a TF2 hat for it during Quakecon

[url]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Dragonborn_Helmet[/url]

[Stinkyarmpit]

[QUOTE=Murdoco;32934178]There was already a tf2 preorder promo but that was a couple months ago. Don't know if they will do it again.[/QUOTE]

Yea, i knew about that promo. I just figured that maybe they would pop it back up again close to launch or something similar. I'd rather get the most out of it from buying, so i'm waiting to see.

[Chicken_Chaser]

Pre-ordered. Naturally that makes my hype shoot up. [img]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-woop.gif[/img]

[Sirdrone536]

[QUOTE=Skyward;32931130]I'm stuck between Nord and Dunmer. Think I'll probably roll Nord first seeing as it is Skyrim.[/QUOTE]

I always go Imperial first as they are the most balanced race, then me and my armor helmet covering entire face fetish kicks in.....I must be the only one who thinks full on helmets that show nothing make the face. Now that I mention it all my characters in any video games always have helmets on.

It's like a space marine who no helmet on...imo it sucks bro

[Soapcell]

What mod should I get for Oblivion to stop level scaling, Francesco's or OOO?

[ROFLBURGER]

[QUOTE=Zeke129;32932585]please tell me you did not just do that[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Speedhax;32932658]Are you dumb or just 13 years old.[/QUOTE]

By the nine, it's a fucking joke.
We were all thinking of thread titles and we thought it would be funny to call it oblivion 2 because everyone thinks it's 2nd in the series

[SilverHammer]

[QUOTE=Soapcell;32935025]What mod should I get for Oblivion to stop level scaling, Francesco's or OOO?[/QUOTE]

Isn't there a mod that combines the two? Fcom or something like that?

[Rellow]

[QUOTE=SilverHammer;32935203]Isn't there a mod that combines the two? Fcom or something like that?[/QUOTE]There is, but he probably wants to avoid it as it's a massive bitch to install.

[ROFLBURGER]

[QUOTE=strider;32930774]Heh, was browsing SC2 and Skyrim at the same time.[/QUOTE]

Bethesda should sue Blizzard for making them think that The Elder Scrolls is Starcraft.

THERE IS PROOF RIGHT HERE IN THIS THREAD.

[Aerkhan]

Reinstalled Oblivion, making a mod that removes leveled equipment and gives them set armor.
Like Orvyn Dolovas or something (the dunmer frim the Virtous Blood) now wears steel armor with an enchanted Steel Claymore (Vampire's Bane, does Fire Damage), those faggots from the Blackwater Brigade all have Fine Iron Longswords and Selene always has Level 25 Blackwater Blade.
Now to alter scripts to always give you the Level 25 Blackwater Blade.

[Chernzobog]

Dammit, now when I think Oblivion I think running around as a red orc named Stretch Cloaca smashing Minotaurs with this playing in the background.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE1YPipWYg8&feature=BFa&list=PL21C544CDEC5EF012&lf=results_main[/media]

[Chicken_Chaser]

Gentlemen, I don't know much about TES lore, so excuse me when I'm skeptical:

How in the fuck are they going to fit Alduin in when he's supposed to be bigger than 2000 sky scrapers combined?

[Sirdrone536]

Dragon mating call shout - VA GI NA

[NoRegard]

or if rrerr it's DICK IN BUTT

[Chernzobog]

Dragon fear howl- LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE

[MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yM6sTtQeavI[/MEDIA]

[hypno-toad]

Only 17 days left....

That's 6 more than 11 :eng101: