The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!

[hypno-toad]

Well crap, judging by the new footage it looks like arrows are piss slow again. I wish they'd just do the ballistics right, firing a bow is really fun in real life, and it's been shit boring and bland in every single TES game because the arrows fly like they are made out of paper.

[Cuntsman]

fucking awful video, airheaded bitch needs to be fired

[thrawn2787]

"they haven't explained the backstory"

"your mom was probably a dragon and your dad was probably a dude"

MY BRAIN

[Kommodore]

Good lord the animations have so much more weight.

[thisispain]

[QUOTE=Confused111;32981323][url]http://www.g4tv.com/videos/55960/the-elder-scrolls-5-skyrim-video-preview/[/url]
Anyone else watch this yet? They showed a decapitation.[/QUOTE]

where's morgan webb

[ArchXeno]

[QUOTE=Cuntsman;32982522]fucking awful video, airheaded bitch needs to be fired[/QUOTE]
Mute video
Enjoy skyrim footage

[PotatoArmada]

That animation for the mining seems weak and slow.

[Fables]

[QUOTE=hypno-toad;32982501]Well crap, judging by the new footage it looks like arrows are piss slow again. I wish they'd just do the ballistics right, firing a bow is really fun in real life, and it's been shit boring and bland in every single TES game because the arrows fly like they are made out of paper.[/QUOTE]

Yep, mage it is.

[Funny Hats]

[QUOTE=Fables;32982193]Kill him, take his copy, leak it for the rest of us.[/QUOTE]

He told me he'd bring it on a DVD tomorrow, right before asking me if the serial key would work on the school PC. Because as we all know, they put secuRom in the preview builds of these things.

[thrawn2787]

Fuck he got executed

CAN'T FUCKING WAIT

[Murdoco]

[QUOTE=thrawn2787;32982585]Fuck he got executed

CAN'T FUCKING WAIT[/QUOTE]

I hope the execution we are being brought to is something like that. Guy with axe about to cut off your head then suddenly DRAGONS.

[hypno-toad]

[QUOTE=stepat201;32981803]Xbox version I'm sure[/QUOTE]

Yes because PCs never have to display lods and you'll be viewing 200,000,000 polygons in every frame because everybody has NASA supercomputers

[SupaBastad]

[QUOTE=Funny Hats;32982578]He told me he'd bring it on a DVD tomorrow, right before asking me if the serial key would work on the school PC. Because as we all know, they put secuRom in the preview builds of these things.[/QUOTE]

I'm calling bullshit but if not, you must get that DVD.

[Rellow]

i like the little bit with the child getting sent away before the execution happened

[Trooper-Guy1]

[QUOTE=thrawn2787;32982585]Fuck he got executed

CAN'T FUCKING WAIT[/QUOTE]

I'll wonder if he'll cry for mercy and try to explain himself and the situation he was in before his head gets cut off(since I would doubt he got any sort of trial), or he'll just sit there all "Oh, ok" and get executed.

[thisispain]

[QUOTE=hypno-toad;32982618]Yes because PCs never have to display lods and you'll be viewing 200,000,000 polygons in every frame because everybody has NASA supercomputers[/QUOTE]

don't insult my computer with your console words!

[thrawn2787]

Damn that G4 footage made me cancel my amazon and go to steam (better be a preload)

[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/11517902/preorder.png[/img]

[Funny Hats]

[QUOTE=spekter;32982629]I'm calling bullshit but if not, you must get that DVD.[/QUOTE]

The only reason he's bringing the DVD is because I raged hard and went off into a rant the second he said "my friend helped make the game," just to prove me wrong. But if he's not bullshitting I'll at least have an early copy of Skyrim to... [i]share...[/i] :yarr:

[SupaBastad]

[QUOTE=Funny Hats;32982669]The only reason he's bringing the DVD is because I raged hard and went off into a rant the second he said "my friend helped make the game," just to prove me wrong. But if he's not bullshitting I'll at least have an early copy of Skyrim to... [i]share...[/i] :yarr:[/QUOTE]

God speed, lad.

[editline]27th October 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=Trooper-guy1;32982633]I'll wonder if he'll cry for mercy and try to explain himself and the situation he was in before his head gets cut off(since I would doubt he got any sort of trial), or he'll just sit there all "Oh, ok" and get executed.[/QUOTE]

Not everyone is going to be wimpy about it. Some people are obviously gonna just take it.

[thrawn2787]

Also remember that Azura statue that wasn't topless?

[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/11517902/boobs.png[/img]

IT EVEN HAS NIPPLES

[Cairn Trenor]

I shall try to save the man getting executed

[Murdoco]

Preloading better start soon on steam. They just put up the actual date and release time on steam so yah.

[Generic.Monk]

[QUOTE=Confused111;32981323][url]http://www.g4tv.com/videos/55960/the-elder-scrolls-5-skyrim-video-preview/[/url]
Anyone else watch this yet? They showed a decapitation.[/QUOTE]

fucking sperm all over the room

christ this game looks good cpompared to oblivion, there's some low quality textures here and there but it sure as hell doesn't look as fundamentally flawed as oblivion was

like, it looks almost as good as battlefield 3 by virtue of its art design

if qarl does a texture pack for this game too it will be fucking breathtaking

[editline]27th October 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=Cuntsman;32982522]fucking awful video, airheaded bitch needs to be fired[/QUOTE]

started off bad then got slightly better, honestly wasn't too bad compared to shitheads like ijustine

[editline]27th October 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=hypno-toad;32982618]Yes because PCs never have to display lods and you'll be viewing 200,000,000 polygons in every frame because everybody has NASA supercomputers[/QUOTE]

uh dude you do realize that if the game's method of texture loading is even remotely optimised and you're running even a little bit of AF there will be no texture pop in at all

mesh pop in however... that's where I hope they've improved

[SupaBastad]

One thing I will give the girl, she said it would probably do better on PC due to being able to access more things instantly because of more keys. That was quite a valid point, if not (I guess) a basic one.

[Generic.Monk]

[QUOTE=thrawn2787;32982753]Also remember that Azura statue that wasn't topless?

[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/11517902/boobs.png[/img]

IT EVEN HAS NIPPLES[/QUOTE]

brace for hundreds of obscene retextures of that statue from the nexus

[Sirdrone536]

[QUOTE=thrawn2787;32982531]"they haven't explained the backstory"

"your mom was probably a dragon and your dad was probably a dude"

MY BRAIN[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://i649.photobucket.com/albums/uu218/JKN1178/drink-smug.gif[/IMG]

[ROFLBURGER]

Does anyone know what that website is called where you upload 2 images of someone's face and it shows in a cheesy way of what your baby will look like?

I want to see what a dark elf and an Argonian baby looks like.

[hypno-toad]

Its a good thing they merged the armor models, otherwise we might have seen some armor clipping

[quote][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/zTkvf.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

I mean come on, Ive got no problem with a few clippings here and there, but wasn't like half the rational for merging armor to avoid just that?

[Rellow]

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;32983153]Does anyone know what that website is called where you upload 2 images of someone's face and it shows in a cheesy way of what your baby will look like?

I want to see what a dark elf and an Argonian baby looks like.[/QUOTE]actually it just chooses from random stock images of babies

so the baby would probably be black

[Generic.Monk]

[QUOTE=hypno-toad;32983283]Its a good thing they merged the armor models, otherwise we might have seen some armor clipping

I mean come on, Ive got no problem with a few clippings here and there, but wasn't like half the rational for merging armor to avoid just that?[/QUOTE]

are you finished complaining about minor bullshit or do I have to smack you upside the head, nigga

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