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The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!

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[QUOTE=Aerkhan;32990269]hnnng what happened bethesda where did you turn from DAGGERFUCKINGFALL BEST GAME OF THE YEAR ALL YEARS to Morrowindblahblahblah.[/QUOTE] I'll be honest, I would NOT buy Skyrim if it was like daggerfall.

Those who plan to buy from Intkeys, don't. Support just emailed me saying the keys will probably be from Russia.

Like how you can't stand Morrowind's slow-paced dice roll combat if you played Oblivion first, you can't stand Daggerfall's controls and beyond atrocious interface if you've ever played another videogame ever I tried to hard to like and get into Daggerfall but it was just hrrrrggg Mind you, the mouse control attacks thing. Bethesda beat Nintendo to swinging things around in reality to swing things in a game

[QUOTE=Ardosos;32977999]This isn't LMAO pics; pagekings don't count for crap outside of Fast Threads.[/QUOTE] Actually, they do in some megathreads. The minecraft threads used to care about it, and the Stalker threads do, [I]a little bit[/I].

[QUOTE=PotatoArmada;32988558]Use dropbox.[/QUOTE] no, use cubeupload

Speaking of which anyone got a link for that mod that improved Morrowind combat? Made it so you always hit and skills affect damage or something.

[QUOTE=proch;32990513]Actually, they do in some megathreads. The minecraft threads used to care about it, and the Stalker threads do, [I]a little bit[/I].[/QUOTE] who gives a shit

We should start an investigation about it

Thank Talos I have exams this week to keep me distracted from the everlasting wait.

[QUOTE=Generic.Monk;32990532]who gives a shit[/QUOTE] About your posts, certainly nobody.

How is everyone preparing for skyrim? I am going to shave my dog and put the hair I collect on my chin to make a beard so I am worthy and then wait for it to unlock on steam. :smile: :smile: :smile:

[QUOTE=Rong;32990444]Those who plan to buy from Intkeys, don't. Support just emailed me saying the keys will probably be from Russia.[/QUOTE] Fun fact: It is a Russian company.

[QUOTE=Playguy;32990867]How is everyone preparing for skyrim? I am going to shave my dog and put the hair I collect on my chin to make a beard so I am worthy and then wait for it to unlock on steam. :smile: :smile: :smile:[/QUOTE] Cant grow a full beard but i have a nice chin beard going on, if that counts to preparing in any shape or form? oh and i just ordered my GTX 560Ti Frozr II graphics card to replace my 8800 GT

[QUOTE=Cairn Trenor;32990893]Cant grow a full beard but i have a nice chin beard going on, if that counts to preparing in any shape or form? oh and i just ordered my GTX 560Ti Frozr II graphics card to replace my 8800 GT[/QUOTE] Chin beard is just another word for neck beard. All beard or no beard, no exceptions.

[QUOTE=proch;32990513]Actually, they do in some megathreads. The minecraft threads used to care about it, and the Stalker threads do, [I]a little bit[/I].[/QUOTE] Isn't minecraft that over hyped indie game with a fanbase mostly consistent of children? Anyway, nobody should actually care about "page kings/queens" because post numbers are never important. If you look to the left of this post you'd get a random number, if you do the same with a so called "page king"'s post, you'd also see a random number, just that it can divided by 20 (or whatever is the default number of max posts per page). It is also is usually on any forum a option of how many posts to show per page, double it, and reduce the amount of page kings by 50% [QUOTE=proch;32990786]About your posts, certainly nobody.[/QUOTE] Except the people who wanted to know if their computer could run the game. :v:

I was remodding my Oblivion earlier today and came across BBB. Better Bouncing Bread loafs. [url=http://www.tesnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=40545]Exactly what it says on the box.[/url]

[QUOTE=Weiss;32991034]I was remodding my Oblivion earlier today and came across BBB. Better Bouncing Bread loafs. [url=http://www.tesnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=40545]Exactly what it says on the box.[/url][/QUOTE] And I that was wishing for a mod that fixes exploding items. All that excitement for bouncing bread loafs.

[QUOTE=spekter;32990917]Chin beard is just another word for neck beard. All beard or no beard, no exceptions.[/QUOTE] Perhaps you mean a chinstrap, ironically enough a chinstrap covers most of your neck and doesn't touch the chin. I however have a proper neckbeard going on at the moment, mostly because I've recently moved house and only found where my razors got packed yesterday. Gotta shave before Skyrim, I have shit to do. edit: o fuk mah automerge

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;32990979]Isn't minecraft that over hyped indie game with a fanbase mostly consistent of children? Anyway, nobody should actually care about "page kings/queens" because post numbers are never important. If you look to the left of this post you'd get a random number, if you do the same with a so called "page king"'s post, you'd also see a random number, just that it can divided by 20 (or whatever is the default number of max posts per page). It is also is usually on any forum a option of how many posts to show per page, double it, and reduce the amount of page kings by 50%[/QUOTE] Its less about page number and more about the fact, that many people just scroll over the pages, and actually read only the first and last posts. But I agree with you there, I wouldn't care too much about it :v:

[QUOTE=Weiss;32991034]I was remodding my Oblivion earlier today and came across BBB. Better Bouncing Bread loafs. [url=http://www.tesnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=40545]Exactly what it says on the box.[/url][/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Throw one or drop one and you will get lots more excitement than you will if you do that with an ordinary bread loaf. [/QUOTE] Oh boy!

I hope M'aiq the Liar is in Skyrim.

Giant spiders? GIANT SPIDERS? No, this can't be happening, I can't stand those things.God damn if there are places which have spider nests in the ceilings and then they drop on you, I will send a hate-mail to Bethesda.

[QUOTE=TomZa;32991328]Giant spiders? GIANT SPIDERS? No, this can't be happening, I can't stand those things.God damn if there are places which have spider nests in the ceilings and then they drop on you, I will send a hate-mail to Bethesda.[/QUOTE] I'm going to use Skyrim to conquer my fear of spiders.

[QUOTE=Necrotic Fever;32991358]I'm going to use Skyrim to conquer my fear of spiders.[/QUOTE] Avatar fits. [editline]11th November 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=proch;32991156]Many people just scroll over the pages, and actually read only the first and last posts.[/QUOTE] So you (and some more people according to your statement) don't read threads/pages in threads, you just quickly scroll around the page and hope you notice something important/interesting? This may explain why people constantly are late.

[QUOTE=Coffee;32991291]I hope M'aiq the Liar is in Skyrim.[/QUOTE] They already confirmed he is going to be.

[QUOTE=aapio;32991515]They already confirmed he is going to be.[/QUOTE] Yay, he was one of my favourite characters in Oblivion, either M'aiq or Ongar the World-Weary.

The annoying fan. Or he just returns or he returns as a easter egg (Like a newspaper somewhere saying that he is the Grand Champion :v:)

[QUOTE=aapio;32991515]They already confirmed he is going to be.[/QUOTE] Semi-confirmed. They haven't actually said that he'll be in but there's been hints towards it.

well, Mai'q is more probable than the adoring fan from oblivion. maybe a descendant from that adoring fan, but yeah.

I never played scrolls whats it about ? :v:

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