The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!

[Paleman]

[QUOTE=samframpton;31395691][url]http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Nocturnal[/url] do this[/QUOTE]

I'm only level 3 :pwn:

[editline]28th July 2011[/editline]

though currently I use unlock in the console, it just feels dirty doing it

[Olliestoes]

I hope Skyrim retains Oblivion's humour, the quest with the flaming dogs raining from the heavens, that sort of thing.

[Janus Vesta]

[QUOTE=xXParanoidXx;31395383]Any info on if we'll be able to kick shit in Skyrim? I loved kicking everyone in Dark Messiah.[/QUOTE]

In the 30 minute demo he kicked a wolf in the face.

[Zezibesh]

[QUOTE=Cuntsman;31394978]Isn't the team from Dark Messiah working on Skyrim's combat

I know Bethesda acquired them some time ago[/QUOTE]

No, they're not, and nothing in the videos seen so far would suggest that the system has been significantly improved either. Arkane is working on their own game, and while the Skyrim team DOES have a couple guys from there they're most likely not working on the combat.

[editline]29th July 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=Janus Vesta;31395949]In the 30 minute demo he kicked a wolf in the face.[/QUOTE]

But are there awesome ragdoll physics when you kick someone?

[Paleman]

I'm trying to buy Arborwatch in Chorrol, but for some reason I can't get my disposition with the Countess over 67.

I have a fame level of 40, so that shouldn't be a problem.

[IdiotStorm]

[QUOTE=Janus Vesta;31395949]In the 30 minute demo he kicked a wolf in the face.[/QUOTE]

did the 30 minute demo actually get released or are you just quoting press

[A Wet Towel]

40 isn't that much.

[Paleman]

[QUOTE=a wet towel;31397364]40 isn't that much.[/QUOTE]

you need 12 to buy the house

and I'm fairly sure 40 isn't bad for a level 4

[Eeshton]

[QUOTE=Janus Vesta;31395949]In the 30 minute demo he kicked a wolf in the face.[/QUOTE]

video?

[TheTalon]

[QUOTE=zerosix;31392185]I suck ass at lockpicking in Oblivion, I know that you have to do it when it plays a slightly different sound but I always notice that too late and miss, or think I heard it and reset the lock[/QUOTE]

When the pin moves up smoothly and a bit slower than just appearing at the top, that's when you click to lock them in place

[A Wet Towel]

My reactions are still too slow to realise that most of the time.

[hypno-toad]

[QUOTE=Zezibesh;31396301]
But are there awesome ragdoll physics when you kick someone?[/QUOTE]

Also, there needs to be ambiguously placed spike traps on walls.
[I]
"Fuck man, dont store that sheet of spikes there in the middle of this public street, somebody might get kicked into it"

"Pfff, that'd never happen. Now help me place jars of oil and crudely constructed barrel shelves in highly conspicuous locations"[/I]

[Weiss]

[QUOTE=hypno-toad;31397993]Also, there needs to be ambiguously placed spike traps on walls.
[I]
"Fuck man, dont store that sheet of spikes there in the middle of this public street, somebody might get kicked into it"

"Pfff, that'd never happen"[/I][/QUOTE]
A drunk in a bar who rants about how he used to build dungeons for a living

[Paleman]

[QUOTE=hypno-toad;31397993]Also, there needs to be ambiguously placed spike traps on walls.
[I]
"Fuck man, dont store that sheet of spikes there in the middle of this public street, somebody might get kicked into it"

"Pfff, that'd never happen"[/I][/QUOTE]

and fruit stands

"GET YER APPLES HERE" - then you kick him in the face and the fruit stand topples over along with all of the apples and oranges

[editline]29th July 2011[/editline]

then you make a skateboard out of a plank of wood that came off the fruit stand

and roll away, bopping your head to the power of love

[hypno-toad]

You know what the single most important question that has never been addressed is?

"Can we use Telekinesis on people and Animals," that would be awesome. I was so gravely disappointed in oblivion when I found out I couldn't throw people at walls.

Also, if there were fruit stands you could throw people into them.

[Janus Vesta]

[QUOTE=Eeshton;31397777]video?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=IdiotStorm;31397310]did the 30 minute demo actually get released or are you just quoting press[/QUOTE]

It was in one of the many "exclusive" videos with 15 minutes of footage. I don't know which one, sorry.

[DrBones]

[QUOTE=zerosix;31398055]and fruit stands

"GET YER APPLES HERE" - then you kick him in the face and the fruit stand topples over along with all of the apples and oranges

[editline]29th July 2011[/editline]

then you make a skateboard out of a plank of wood that came off the fruit stand

and roll away, bopping your head to the power of love[/QUOTE]

Shortly thereafter, you help get your paoents back together, and ride the lightning back to the future.

[Mister Cool]

[QUOTE=hypno-toad;31398222]Also, if there were fruit stands you could throw people into them.[/QUOTE]

That reminds me of another thing on my Skyrim wishlist.

I think it would be really cool if the markets were a bit more in-depth in Skyrim.

Like you could see traders and supply wagons going through their routes and prices would fluctuate depending on the supply/demand.

I also think making shops and things more "bazaar" or market styled would fit better, and could make for some cool visuals.

But I think I am asking way too much there, just something that would be cool IMO.

[IdiotStorm]

[QUOTE=Mister Cool;31398498]That reminds me of another thing on my Skyrim wishlist.

I think it would be really cool if the markets were a bit more in-depth in Skyrim.

Like you could see traders and supply wagons going through their routes and prices would fluctuate depending on the supply/demand.

I also think making shops and things more "bazaar" or market styled would fit better, and could make for some cool visuals.

But I think I am asking way too much there, just something that would be cool IMO.[/QUOTE]

I believe an actual independent town economy, where towns need their own supply and grows crops and such, has already been confirmed a couple times

then again, Bethesda has always been one of those "dream big, deliver little" companies

[Zoran]

Hey guys, sorry if I missed something, but there's no general thread for the Elder Scrolls series, so I'm guessing this is where I ask, what are some good Oblivion mods?

[Jmir 54]

Anime nude mods

lots of them

[HubmaN]

[QUOTE=Mister Cool;31398498]That reminds me of another thing on my Skyrim wishlist.

I think it would be really cool if the markets were a bit more in-depth in Skyrim.

Like you could see traders and supply wagons going through their routes and prices would fluctuate depending on the supply/demand.

I also think making shops and things more "bazaar" or market styled would fit better, and could make for some cool visuals.

But I think I am asking way too much there, just something that would be cool IMO.[/QUOTE]

I wish everything was more in-depth in Skyrim. Who doesn't?

[Mind Man]

[QUOTE=Zoran;31399854]Hey guys, sorry if I missed something, but there's no general thread for the Elder Scrolls series, so I'm guessing this is where I ask, what are some good Oblivion mods?[/QUOTE]

Friends and Lovers and Sexlivion.

Hey, it's a "realistic" vagina.

[url]http://shy.jsphr.net/upload/img/ups28495.jpg[/url]

With a "realistic" asshole. :downs:

[url]http://shy.jsphr.net/upload/img/ups28496.jpg[/url]

[I]I untagged the images as people were reporting this post - Swebonny[/I]

[Zezibesh]

Well someone got his inspiration from porn

[Mr. Khorn]

Had a reason to finally post it, eh? Bet you just couldn't resist.

[DX_V]

The fact that someone took the time to model that depresses me greatly.

[Zezibesh]

[QUOTE=DX_V;31404889]The fact that someone took the time to model that depresses me greatly.[/QUOTE]

The fact that someone took the time to model that and made it look like a person who has been working in the porn industry for seventy years depresses me
I mean do your research jesus

[DiscoInferno]

...Moving on...

I've decided when I meet my first dragon I'm going to charge in head on shouting "LEEROY JENKINS!" even though my character will be stealth-mage based. And when I kill my first dragon I'm going to shout "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!".

[DX_V]

I'm going to befriend the first dragon I see.

[sp]Dragonheart[/sp]

[Paleman]

[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;31406306]...Moving on...

I've decided when I meet my first dragon I'm going to charge in head on shouting "LEEROY JENKINS!" even though my character will be stealth-mage based. And when I kill my first dragon I'm going to shout "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!".[/QUOTE]

and then your parents/housemates send you to a mental hospital because you're talking to dragons

and besides, you're doing it wrong - you're only allowed to shout leroy jenkins if you run into a shit load of dragons