• The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!
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I never has any issues with Cliffracers, mainly because, when I saw one I would leg it in the other direction.
GOD DAMN PEOPLE DO YOU SERIOUSLY EXPECT ME TO READ 400+ POSTS? STOP POSTING SO FUCKING MUCH GOD [b]DAMN[/b]
[QUOTE=Aerkhan;33052540]GOD DAMN PEOPLE DO YOU SERIOUSLY EXPECT ME TO READ 400+ POSTS? STOP POSTING SO FUCKING MUCH GOD [b]DAMN[/b][/QUOTE] We're actually at the cool down of posts at the moment.
[QUOTE=Aerkhan;33052540]GOD DAMN PEOPLE DO YOU SERIOUSLY EXPECT ME TO READ 400+ POSTS? STOP POSTING SO FUCKING MUCH GOD [b]DAMN[/b][/QUOTE] Just try to follow the Skyrim discussion, its getting 3x more posts then LMAO
Am I the only person that made archery work in oblivion? Always see people saying it sucked in oblivion.
[QUOTE=Aerkhan;33052540]GOD DAMN PEOPLE DO YOU SERIOUSLY EXPECT ME TO READ 400+ POSTS? STOP POSTING SO FUCKING MUCH GOD [b]DAMN[/b][/QUOTE] Don't bother. All that happened was that there was leaked gameplay of the first 25 minutes and people were idiots about it.
[QUOTE=Crimor;33052625]Am I the only person that made archery work in oblivion? Always see people saying it sucked in oblivion.[/QUOTE] Archery was useless for me in Oblivion because I couldn't look far enough.
[QUOTE=Ardosos;33051877]I still have yet to hear a single mention of "cliff-racer" in Oblivion.[/QUOTE] Pretty sure they're mentioned quite a few times in the random NPC lines [editline]31st October 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Crimor;33052625]Am I the only person that made archery work in oblivion? Always see people saying it sucked in oblivion.[/QUOTE] I can only really use bows if I've got ArcheryRebalance[d] enabled.
[QUOTE=Aerkhan;33052540]GOD DAMN PEOPLE DO YOU SERIOUSLY EXPECT ME TO READ 400+ POSTS? STOP POSTING SO FUCKING MUCH GOD [b]DAMN[/b][/QUOTE] You move like a pregnant cow!
[QUOTE=Aerkhan;33052540]GOD DAMN PEOPLE DO YOU SERIOUSLY EXPECT ME TO READ 400+ POSTS? STOP POSTING SO FUCKING MUCH GOD [b]DAMN[/b][/QUOTE] it feels good to be the one that first posted the gameplay video and created this shitstorm
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[QUOTE=RayvenQ;33051950]"Many are dead in the land of the Dunmer. Even St. Jiub, who drove the cliffracers from Vvardenfell, has fallen to the daedra hordes." PRetty much they aren't mentioned because they're extinct due to Saint Jiub (a character you meet at the very beggining of Morrowind)[/QUOTE] Are you fucking serious ? Jiub ? [img]http://images.uesp.net/thumb/0/0d/MW-npc-Jiub.jpg/600px-MW-npc-Jiub.jpg[/img] That guy ? I didn't even pay attention to that guy when I left the boat
[QUOTE=Ganerumo;33052953]Are you fucking serious ? Jiub ? [img]http://images.uesp.net/thumb/0/0d/MW-npc-Jiub.jpg/600px-MW-npc-Jiub.jpg[/img] That guy ? I didn't even pay attention to that guy when I left the boat[/QUOTE] He was fucking badass.
[QUOTE=PunchedInFac;33053161]He was fucking badass.[/QUOTE] You see him like once in the entire game
[QUOTE=Ganerumo;33053198]You see him like once in the entire game[/QUOTE] Thats what makes him badass
Reminds me of Star Wars' Boba Fett. Appear once in an entire movie, get a huge fanbase Die the following movie in a slapstick comedy moment
[QUOTE=Ganerumo;33053198]You see him like once in the entire game[/QUOTE] well he looks like a total badass he probably got rid of the cliff-racers with only wearing those rags on his legs
[QUOTE=Ganerumo;33053237]Reminds me of Star Wars' Boba Fett. Appear once in an entire movie, get a huge fanbase Die the following movie in a slapstick comedy moment[/QUOTE] It's the mention that he gets in a book in oblivion that convinced me that he is BAD ASS.
[QUOTE=PunchedInFac;33053269]It's the mention that he gets in a book in oblivion that convinced me that he is BAD ASS.[/QUOTE] And his scar. And he cares for you in the beginning. Manly and caring, bad ass fosho.
Now I'm going to make Jiub in Skyrim.
I'm curious as fuck how he chased the cliff racers out of Morrowind
[img]http://nerdtrek.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Skyrim-Dark-Elf-Dunmer.jpg[/img] I hope the female right eye scar (bottom left right, last preset) is also available for men.
[QUOTE=darth-veger;33053287]I'm curious as fuck how he chased the cliff racers out of Morrowind[/QUOTE] When the priests said killing fliers was poor reason to anoint Jiub jumped and punched an eagle, just to prove a fucking point That is to say, he did it the only way possible: He jumped off shit and punched them in the head. Also Jiub is manly because you only see him once; and that is application of reigning by fear. Sometimes, the threat of violence is more badass than violence itself.
How do you think Jiub would fight? Would he be all magic or stealth or be a brutish warrior?
[QUOTE=Ganerumo;33053296][img]http://nerdtrek.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Skyrim-Dark-Elf-Dunmer.jpg[/img] I hope the female right eye scar (bottom left right, last preset) is also available for men.[/QUOTE] Everyone in Skyrim seems to look fuck ugly
[QUOTE=PotatoArmada;33053370]How do you think Jiub would fight? Would he be all magic or stealth or be a brutish warrior?[/QUOTE] He shouts.
[QUOTE]The savage mer among the cliffs would hear no beating wings. Now every man and beast and elf in celebration sings: He stopped the wing’ed ne’er-do-well Threw every star in Tamriel And made a safer Vvardenfell For Dunmer and their kin! When the priests said killing fliers was poor reason to anoint Jiub jumped and punched an eagle just to prove a fucking point: That things that flew above the land could not be left to live That birds may flap and bees may buzz but both would fear Saint Jiiiiiub! [/QUOTE] Is this sung to the tune of a Tenacious D song by any chance?
[QUOTE=Funsize;33053441]Is this sung to the tune of a Tenacious D song by any chance?[/QUOTE] Has more of an Alestorm vibe to it.
[QUOTE=carcarcargo;33053391]Everyone in Skyrim seems to look fuck ugly[/QUOTE] they're dark elves, what do you expect? rather this than the shit you see on tesnexus, right?
[QUOTE=war_man333;33053539]they're dark elves, what do you expect? rather this than the shit you see on tesnexus, right?[/QUOTE] I like my plastic anime female characters with 6m wide breasts.
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