The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!

[Pretty Obscure]

Here's my background. Have it set up to switch between the two.

[IMG_thumb]http://i1228.photobucket.com/albums/ee448/Pretty_Obscure/OHef0.jpg[/IMG_thumb]

[IMG_thumb]http://i1228.photobucket.com/albums/ee448/Pretty_Obscure/dragonborn_1920x1200.jpg[/IMG_thumb]

I don't have them in any other size, but they're just fine on my 16:9 monitor if set to fill.

[Xenomoose]

[QUOTE=PT-Desu;33065994]you can thank Mr. Photoshop :wink:

[t]http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/9531/skyrimedited.png[/t][/QUOTE]

Okay I was wrong. NOW I will never change my desktop wallpaper again.

[thisispain]

[QUOTE=Novangel;33065816]Someone photoshop the Skyrim text off and I will literally suck your pee pee
[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/1396/skyrimc.jpg[/IMG]

*zip*
get to work...

[Novangel]

PT-Desu got there first.

[bobsynergy]

wtf......my rainmeter Skyrim countdown now says there is 40 days left till Skyrim

[Fables]

[QUOTE=bobsynergy;33066130]wtf......my rainmeter Skyrim countdown now says there is 40 days left till Skyrim[/QUOTE]

Clearly it's set for VALVe time.

[thisispain]

[QUOTE=Novangel;33066063]PT-Desu got there first.[/QUOTE]

you've still got hands

[Zedicus Mann]

We were talking about Skyrim wallpapers, so I have this thing I found.
[thumb]http://www.gameranx.com/images/wallpapers/the-elder-scrolls-v-skyrim/12995254371080p_skyrim-wallpapers-hd-4.jpg[/thumb]

[DX_V]

[QUOTE=Fables;33066159]Clearly it's set for VALVe time.[/QUOTE]

clipping issue on one of the levels?

delay the game for four years until we sort this out

[ROFLBURGER]

Does anyone know if you can block with two swords?
I can't see it with console gaming because the left trigger attacks and the right trigger attacks...

[PotatoArmada]

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;33066497]Does anyone know if you can block with two swords?
I can't see it with console gaming because the left trigger attacks and the right trigger attacks...[/QUOTE]

You can't

[Kolei]

[QUOTE=PotatoArmada;33066514]You can't[/QUOTE]

URGH WHY.

I've been wishing this would be put in or something, as not being able to block with dual wielding two weapons will make me want to use them significantly less because I don't like just sitting there and getting hit.

And I'm hoping it's not going to be like Oblivion where all you have to do is backpedal to avoid pretty much any close-ranged attack

[ROFLBURGER]

[QUOTE=PotatoArmada;33066514]You can't[/QUOTE]

Fuck.

Well, I'll just parry all the attacks or go with a shield in each hand and shield bash the teeth out of dragons.

[DX_V]

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;33066547]a shield in each hand and shield bash the teeth out of dragons.[/QUOTE]

dual torch build master race reporting in

[Pretty Obscure]

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;33066547]Fuck.

Well, I'll just parry all the attacks or go with a shield in each hand and shield bash the teeth out of dragons.[/QUOTE]

You can't do that either. Where have you been, man?

[ROFLBURGER]

[QUOTE=Pretty Obscure;33066587]You can't do that either. Where have you been, man?[/QUOTE]

I've been watching the trailer and gameplay over and over again and/or masturbation.

[silentjubjub]

[QUOTE=Kolei;33066541]And I'm hoping it's not going to be like Oblivion where all you have to do is backpedal to avoid pretty much any close-ranged attack[/QUOTE]

I'm pretty sure you go a lot slower backwards now.

[Murdoco]

Yah you go about 50% slower backwards I believe. Or was it 25%...Can't really remember. Either way you can't just backpedal safely.

I'm probably just going to abuse the fuck out of necromancy based spells and use zombies to take all the damage.

[Pretty Obscure]

I just realized it's November.

[Zeb Brown]

[QUOTE=Pretty Obscure;33066891]I just realized it's November.[/QUOTE]
Shame it's not 11th of november.

[silentjubjub]

[QUOTE=Pretty Obscure;33066891]I just realized it's November.[/QUOTE]

It's

ELEVEN ONE ELEVEN

wish it was

ELEVEN ELEVEN ELEVEN

[PotatoArmada]

So glad I have a four day weekend when this game comes out. Amazon better deliver it on time instead of late at night.

[AmherstOren]

Gameplay Trailer/Live Action trailer are like adrenaline to the fucking heart.

This is my drug.

[Zeb Brown]

Looking around this strange site and see this

[img]http://gmod.com/uploads/users/1/_originals/gmod-upload.png[/img]

[DX_V]

beauty pack, my ass

[GeneralSpecific]

So from the gameplay leak, we know that [sp]Ulfric Stormcloak is a master of Thu'um, maybe even as good as a Tongue. He is clearly gagged and one of the guards says that he assassinated the king with that "foul power" or something. Did he learn from the Greybeards? How does the Empire view the Voice? I mean, is it illegal now that it was clearly used in rebellion? Iirc, it wasn't allowed until Tiber Septim established the College of the voice.[/sp] I can't fucking wait to play and find out.

[Stizzles]

WAIT WAIT WAIT
IIRC, one of the guys in the intro had this big furry cape on right?
CAPES AND BADASSERY CONFIRMED

[pr00ch]

[B]Must. Not. Click. Spoilertag.[/B]

[Zeke129]

[QUOTE=Weiss;33065179]How did you even find viking metal that wasn't Amon Amarth
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHBe7IDrqpI[/media][/QUOTE]

ok I keep seeing this in here and it's bugging me so here we go

Amon Amarth isn't viking metal, it's melodic death metal with viking themed lyrics

"Viking metal" shouldn't even be a thing since what people call viking metal is just folk metal with viking themed lyrics

[Tacosheller]

[QUOTE=Zeke129;33067625]ok I keep seeing this in here and it's bugging me so here we go

Amon Amarth isn't viking metal, it's melodic death metal with viking themed lyrics

"Viking metal" shouldn't even be a thing since what people call viking metal is just folk metal with viking themed lyrics[/QUOTE]

Country is just speed metal with a different tempo!!!