The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!

[RAWRrrr]

[QUOTE=Pink Spy;33092472]Haha wow shit guys I just like to play online, plus I've never really been a fan of COD. Yeah it will be a while until GTAV comes out, so I'll fork it up and buy this. Ever so helpful Facepunch, 25% help and 75% flaming.[/QUOTE]
Battlefield 3 has got some really REALLY good online.

[DoctorRictofen]

Another day closer.

[Cairn Trenor]

Any idea what kind of time pre-loading will start?

[BobIsCrappy]

[QUOTE=CatFodder;33092413]Intkeys.[/QUOTE]

35 bucks? That's damn cheap. Sure it's legit?

[CarrO]

keep it secret
[url]http://www.ustream.tv/channel/eidetic-images[/url]

[Cairn Trenor]

[QUOTE=maxolina;33092633]keep it secret
[url]http://www.ustream.tv/channel/eidetic-images[/url][/QUOTE]

Is he enjoying it? i don't want to watch it myself because of spoilers

[CarrO]

[QUOTE=Cairn Trenor;33092668]Is he enjoying it? i don't want to watch it myself because of spoilers[/QUOTE]

He's a dick trying to be funny while streaming but is failing at it..... but still bad footage is better than no footage.. right? Especially if the video quality is pretty good.... compared to yesterday where I watched an hour of skyrim in 240p fullscreen....

[Wootman]

That guy has a terrible mic

[Skyward]

Oh for fucks sake he's tea bagging the townspeople...

[RAWRrrr]

[QUOTE=BobIsCrappy;33092626]35 bucks? That's damn cheap. Sure it's legit?[/QUOTE]
Sure hope so!

[ROFLBURGER]

My father is thinking of giving $30 to me because he saw the live action trailer for it and he wants to try playing it too after he asked about it and I showed him the gameplay. I've never seen him play videogames in 7 years.

But thenmy mom starts bitching at him saying he should not pay $30 and let me pay for it because apparently I need to learn "HOW TO BE RESPONSIBLE IN LIFE" and "PAY YOUR BILL" because she expects me "NOT TO HAVE MY WIFE PAY FOR IT"

I love how she implies that my father is my wife and that I will be planning on marrying someone one day.

[DoctorRictofen]

Fuck yeah handfishing is in, just saw someone do it.

[CarrO]

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;33092804]My father is thinking of giving $30 to me because he saw the live action trailer for it and he wants to try playing it too after he asked about it and I showed him the gameplay. I've never seen him play videogames in 7 years.

But thenmy mom starts bitching at him saying he should not pay $30 and let me pay for it because apparently I need to learn "HOW TO BE RESPONSIBLE IN LIFE" and "PAY YOUR BILL" because she expects me "NOT TO HAVE MY WIFE PAY FOR IT"

I love how she implies that my father is my wife and that I will be planning on marrying someone one day.[/QUOTE]

Forever alone vs fucking your hot wife... you sure you want the first?

[ROFLBURGER]

[QUOTE=maxolina;33092843]Forever alone vs fucking your hot wife... you sure you want the first?[/QUOTE]

Yes.
All I need is a hand, some candles, some music, and some good porn.

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Also you don't need to have a wife to fuck, you could have a girlfriend.

[Skyward]

Damn watching this stream is making me ever more hyped than I thought possible!

You know, once I look past the moron playing.

[BobIsCrappy]

[QUOTE=maxolina;33092843]Forever alone vs fucking your hot wife... you sure you want the first?[/QUOTE]

Implying married couples have sex.

[CarrO]

[QUOTE=DoctorRictofen;33092842]Fuck yeah handfishing is in, just saw someone do it.[/QUOTE]

What stream are you watching?

[silentjubjub]

[QUOTE=maxolina;33092633]keep it secret
[url]http://www.ustream.tv/channel/eidetic-images[/url][/QUOTE]
>"Keep it a secret"
>Posts on public forum

It's going to go dowwwwwwnnnnn

[diwako]

Anyone knows if gamerkeys.net is a legit site? Skyrim is there damn cheap and I still need to preorder.

[Cairn Trenor]

[QUOTE=DoctorRictofen;33092842]Fuck yeah handfishing is in, just saw someone do it.[/QUOTE]

Do you actually perform an animation of hands catching the fish?

[Pink Spy]

Just Preordered it, thanks Facepunch for helping me make the decision!

[silentjubjub]

I swear, every streamer that I've watched has spent about 5 minutes trying to find the gate to whiterun.

[Skyward]

[QUOTE=Cairn Trenor;33092927]Do you actually perform an animation of hands catching the fish?[/QUOTE]
unfortunately, no.

[Wootman]

[QUOTE=Skyward;33092955]unfortunately, no.[/QUOTE]

So it just says "Pick Up Fish"

[Skyward]

Oooh, you can melee with the bow

[editline]2nd November 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=Wootman;33092974]So it just says "Pick Up Fish"[/QUOTE]
Yeah, its a bit lame

[Cairn Trenor]

Just pre-ordered from steam

[CarrO]

LOL he got arrested for stealing a horse and going to town past the guards with it

EDIT: Preoredered from steam too!

[Cairn Trenor]

[QUOTE=maxolina;33093002]LOL he got arrested for stealing a horse and going to town past the guards with it

EDIT: Preoredered from steam too![/QUOTE]

Ah no way? so guards instantly know you have stolen a horse again?

[goluffy]

Well, in 9 days I'll have to say goodbye to this thread like I said goodbye to the Deus Ex thread, not to spoil myself the game. And from thew fact that I'm pretty low on money I'll get this game on christmas.

I DON'T KNOW HOW I'LL BE ABLE TO KEEP ME FROM LOOKING AT THIS THREAD FOR MORE THAN A MONTH

[kukiric]

I promised myself I would preorder this on time, but I'm out of money. Fuck.
Well I guess it doesn't hurt to buy it a month late [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/smith.gif[/IMG]