The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn! - Games

[QUOTE=peterson;33093930]This guy is so bad. Can't solve a simple puzzle, doesn't even know to use a fire spell against a spider...[/QUOTE] It took him about 10 minutes of us constantly yelling at him to level up before he finally figures it out.

[QUOTE=silentjubjub;33094051]It took him about 10 minutes of us constantly yelling at him to level up before he finally figures it out.[/QUOTE]Even with all the dumbing down RPGs are really hard for the common folk.

[QUOTE=butthurtv2;33093958][url]http://i.imgur.com/28542.png[/url] One of the skill stones, not tagged because of spoilers.[/QUOTE] Not really spoilers. We know that there will be Constellation stones.

The level up menu should pop up in the middle of the screen like in Fallout.

Wow he just [sp]pushed fire through this small hole and the room behind it exploded and killed around 3 draugr[/sp]. I would have never thought of doing that. The dumbest people are actually the best I guess.

Just confirmed that there are light and heavy Legion armor varients.

How the fuck did it explode? OIL BARRELS!

My art teacher has Skyrim marked on the calender in her classroom.

[QUOTE=tehMuffinMan;33094325]My art teacher has Skyrim marked on the calender in her classroom.[/QUOTE] Marry her.

[QUOTE=silentjubjub;33094249]Wow he just [sp]pushed fire through this small hole and the room behind it exploded and killed around 3 draugr[/sp]. I would have never thought of doing that. The dumbest people are actually the best I guess.[/QUOTE] But, did he already figure out he has to HOLD DOWN THE FUCKING SPELL BUTTON, since the spell is better as a flamethrower? I could not stay and watch that stream, not after 20 minutes of people yelling basic commands in the chat and him ignoring them.

[QUOTE=Rigged237;33092222]i bet he plays COD[/QUOTE] Yeah man having friends is so dumb that's why I shut myself in the basement and play outdated games all day

I'd rather play MS Solitaire than CoD

[QUOTE=Tacosheller;33094390]Yeah man having friends is so dumb that's why I shut myself in the basement and play outdated games all day[/QUOTE] This is why I helped him get OOT :pwn:

uh oh he's on the dragon claw puzzle

OW MY GOD!, Im raging now, He almost completely missed the Word wall!!!!!! And he keeps leaving Enchanted weapons behind.... yet he takes the bread

Ahahahah. He just completely flew by the dragon wall motherfucker.

He walked past the word wall :l

[QUOTE=Caelx;33094423]I'd rather play MS Solitaire than CoD[/QUOTE] I don't fucking think so.

[QUOTE=Wootman;33094133]The level up menu should pop up in the middle of the screen like in Fallout.[/QUOTE] "HEY DUMBASS. YOU LEVELED UP. PICK YOUR FUCKING SKILLS YOU SACKLESS PIECE OF SHIT."

"This game is a fucking piece of art" At least we are clear on something

A wise streamer once said, this game is a fucking piece of art.

Not gonna lie, these shitty players make the game seem unappealing somehow :v:

Poor fox :c

Awww yeah. handfishing.

Haha! Holy shit he drowned.

[QUOTE=doommarine23;33094659]Not gonna lie, these shitty players make the game seem unappealing somehow :v:[/QUOTE] This one is actually tolerable

He drowns in a shallow lake...

...He drowned. Pretty cool guy, but not the brightest apparently

Hahaha, he didn't think he could drown! But yeah, he's a bit.... dim, but he's alright. [editline]2nd November 2011[/editline] That deer was a boss. Just took a greatsword to the face and didn't give a fuck.

Wow the guards are much better in this game.