The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!

[Rigged237]

guy just enchanted his sword and named it RAPE

so funnay xD

[Jmir 54]

Im not too worried about the local Wal-Mart running out of Skyrim copies considering I live in a small ass town surrounded by people who get around using horse-drawn buggies.

But im gonna be at the midnight release, just to be sure

[Logic Studio]

[QUOTE=Pretty Obscure;33095758]I can't tell is that was sarcasm, but either way it was stupid because I do not support the comparison of games that are nothing alike.[/QUOTE]
In which fucking point did I compare any game to Skyrim? I said that Skyrim to me seems like a better game than those OTHER AAA titles coming out (95% being generic FPS´s)

[TABULARASA]

I'd really like to cancel my steam pre-order and get it retail since it is the same price after all. I don't think you can even do that though.

[cat ass]

[QUOTE=Gordonator;33097273]I'd really like to cancel my steam pre-order and get it retail since it is the same price after all. I don't think you can even do that though.[/QUOTE]

[url]http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1117862[/url]

Going to assume that they haven't changed their policy to the point where that info is useless.

[Mon]

my flames are augmented

[Rigged237]

so watching this stream has made me come to a realization. This idiot is the target audience for Skyrim.
The idiot that named his sword "RAPE" and could not navigate a map to save his life. Console gamers folks

[Wootman]

[QUOTE=Rigged237;33097380]so watching this stream has made me come to a realization. This idiot is the target audience for Skyrim.
The idiot that named his sword "RAPE" and could not navigate a map to save his life. Console gamers folks[/QUOTE]

Do you hate fun?

[dragon1972]

"I'm not a casual I play Halo"

Stream was okay, best quality so far. The streamer however is quite incompetent with video games that aren't manshoots. Better than the dumb troll streamers but not very good overall. I just watched him try to climb a mountain for 45 minutes when he afterward realized that he could have just followed the road. Now he's running in circles around a dungeon.

[cat ass]

[QUOTE=Rigged237;33097380]so watching this stream has made me come to a realization. This idiot is the target audience for Skyrim.
The idiot that named his sword "RAPE" and could not navigate a map to save his life. Console gamers folks[/QUOTE]

Hanging out with people like that is kinda fun once you get past the bad humor.

[Rigged237]

[QUOTE=dragon1972;33097419]"I'm not a casual I play Halo"[/QUOTE]

I literally burst when I heard that. I couldn't stop laughing for 5 minutes.

[editline]3rd November 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=Wootman;33097418]Do you hate fun?[/QUOTE]

do you like RAPE?

[Fire Kracker]

[QUOTE=Rigged237;33097380]so watching this stream has made me come to a realization. This idiot is the target audience for Skyrim.
The idiot that named his sword "RAPE" and could not navigate a map to save his life. Console gamers folks[/QUOTE]

i did that in oblivion and morrowind

[Wootman]

[QUOTE=Rigged237;33097426]
do you like RAPE?[/QUOTE]

It's not funny but it's not getting mad over. How is this even targeted for console gamers?

[cat ass]

[QUOTE=Wootman;33097460]It's not funny but it's not getting mad over. How is this even targeted for console gamers?[/QUOTE]

Because you can name your weapon OFC

[dragon1972]

He's becoming befuddled by the simplest 'puzzles'. It's sad really. I'm done with it now though. Only 9 more sleeps until Skyrim.

[DoctorSalt]

Decision time! How should I buy Skyrim?
1) Steam
2) Try ultimatumgames (Why is the link being censured? Are they still legitimate?
3) Amazon preorder so I get awesome cloth map
4) Local store?
5) ?

[cat ass]

Local store

Edit: HALOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo

[Xenomoose]

[QUOTE=Rigged237;33097380]so watching this stream has made me come to a realization. This idiot is the target audience for Skyrim.
The idiot that named his sword "RAPE" and could not navigate a map to save his life. Console gamers folks[/QUOTE]

Yes, because only PC gamers are actually competent at playing RPGs, and there's no such thing as a PC gamer who sucks at playing games. Your elitism is so blatant it's not even funny anymore.

[silentjubjub]

Streamer is taking off his pants on camera.

Once again, I wish I was joking about the shit he does.

[sp]Ok that was exaggerated.[/sp]

[Wootman]

hahah He is making cereal

[Mon]

hahah and now he is eating it

[abp1192]

I opened the stream just to look at it for a few seconds to see how it looked (don't want to see any spoilers). Closed an MW3 ad and it told me my score was 0.

[cat ass]

Haha, he's still eating it!

[Fish Poke]

Now I must wonder if you can put jelly on a hotdog.

But in all seriousness, Cereal? That is fucking ridiculous.

[Mon]

hahaha holy shit the greybeards just raped his ass

[editline]2nd November 2011[/editline]

i can't breathe

[ROFLBURGER]

What other wacky crafting recipes are there besides cereal?

[Canuhearmenow]

Damn, channel is offline, unless you guys are watching some other one.

[abp1192]

Some dude in chat said the graphics look like minecraft... -_-

[Mon]

[QUOTE=abp1192;33098065]Some dude in chat said the graphics look like minecraft... -_-[/QUOTE]

waiting for someone to say "HURR ITS BECUZ ITS XBOX PC GAMS 4 LYF"

[The Rizzler]

holy shit that fox he just destroyed with magic rolled so fucking far down the mountain

wow he killed himself with whirlwind sprint and he was walking on a fucking path