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The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!

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[QUOTE=Atlascore;33099065]Fucking. Australians. We should ban you guys from Earth.[/QUOTE] I'll remember that while I recline and install Skyrim, also if you bought it on Steam there are VPNs. :v:

I'm so fucking happy Beth went all out. Any idea how vampirism is? It seems that it'd fit my assassin or spellsword if it isn't terrible like Oblivion.

[QUOTE=Rong;33098726]closecurrentobliviongate in console That's what I always do.[/QUOTE] That's kinda pathetic if you use console commands to beat a part of a level...

I can't check this thread anymore because I want total and complete surprise on Friday and lately it's been full of mini spoilers. The last thing I want to see is the first 20 minutes of the game, or more creatures or items or dungeons that will blow my socks off when I first see them. I respect that some of you want to know all the nitty gritty about the game before you've played it but it will totally ruin it for me. Godspeed, my darlings

[QUOTE=Atlascore;33099187]The oblivion gates are boring as hell though.[/QUOTE] Then increase the difficulty. If the game is boring, make it challenging.

[QUOTE=Atlascore;33099204]Alduin is your father.[/QUOTE] If you're right I will kill you

And if it's common knowledge, then I didn't know and I didn't want to know D:

[QUOTE=Atlascore;33099204]Alduin is your father.[/QUOTE] id like to see how he mated with a human

[QUOTE=Atlascore;33099380][video=youtube;RSf9aEETnvE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSf9aEETnvE[/video][/QUOTE] note to self tearing apart humans with your building sized cock is magic

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;33099218]Then increase the difficulty. If the game is boring, make it challenging.[/QUOTE] Double the sword-swinging! exciting! The only thing exciting about oblivion was shivering isles in my opinion, it wasn't a borefest of green grass or red ground with a little bit of lava.

Lol no school on the 11th.

[QUOTE=FuzzyPoop;33099408]Double the sword-swinging! exciting! The only thing exciting about oblivion was shivering isles in my opinion, it wasn't a borefest of green grass or red ground with a little bit of lava.[/QUOTE] I'm doing something a bit exciting: Magic I've played oblivion tons of times, made many different characters, but they were always warriors. Either blunt or blade, mostly blade. Warriors guild, all that jazz. Decided to make my first ever mage and I'm being introduced to many things i never even knew existed, such as crafting your own spells and enchantments and staffs and etc. etc., probably all the shit all of you already knew about but i figured I'd share it anyways, should tide me over until at least a few days before skyrim is released.

[QUOTE=justin1992;33099502]I'm doing something a bit exciting: Magic I've played oblivion tons of times, made many different characters, but they were always warriors. Either blunt or blade, mostly blade. Warriors guild, all that jazz. Decided to make my first ever mage and I'm being introduced to many things i never even knew existed, such as crafting your own spells and enchantments and staffs and etc. etc., probably all the shit all of you already knew about but i figured I'd share it anyways, should tide me over until at least a few days before skyrim is released.[/QUOTE] I did that, it's just slightly more entertaining and the novelty wears off after a while, there's nothing really amazing about the spells that makes them fun to watch.

[QUOTE=Pernoccuous;33099406]note to self tearing apart humans with your building sized cock is magic[/QUOTE] Alduin is an especially angry dragon because he feels inadequate... [sp]He has a very small penis.[/sp]

Has anyone tried the marriage system yet?

Any streams up at the moment?

[QUOTE=Pernoccuous;33099374]id like to see how he mated with a human[/QUOTE] Don't lizard penis have microscopic bumps that tear the vaginal wall to speed up mating with a female lizard? Or was that cats? Whatever. His mother would of died.

Cats have barbed dicks

Powdered Deer Penis.

Let's just wait until nexus releases it's dragon sex mods and we'll see.

pre-ordered. im holding onto my pants!

I like how on the 10th I finish school completely. like, no more school, ever again. I have my last HSC exam thursday afternoon and then I'm done with school forever. good timing right?

[QUOTE=BuDSpOoNce;33099832]I like how on the 10th I finish school completely. like, no more school, ever again. I have my last HSC exam thursday afternoon and then I'm done with school forever. good timing right?[/QUOTE] Same guy. Got my last HSC exam then too, best timing ever

Would skyrim be included in the steam Christmas sale?

[QUOTE=ProfesorEyebrow;33099847]Same guy. Got my last HSC exam then too, best timing ever[/QUOTE] nice what exam?

[QUOTE=BuDSpOoNce;33099863]nice what exam?[/QUOTE] software design and development, i can just tell its gonna be the shittest exam ever. scales pretty awful as well unfortunately

[url]http://www.megaupload.com/?d=WVK1AVR4[/url] 80+ minutes of stream ripped in HQ have fun guys, even if the streamer was a dick

[QUOTE=Atlascore;33099734]The Elders Scrolls V: Skyrim V6: Animal penis discussion[/QUOTE]There is no need for anyone here to take the current thread title literally.

[QUOTE=BuDSpOoNce;33099832]I like how on the 10th I finish school completely. like, no more school, ever again. I have my last HSC exam thursday afternoon and then I'm done with school forever. good timing right?[/QUOTE] Then play Skyrim [I] forever[/I]

[QUOTE=BuDSpOoNce;33099832]I like how on the 10th I finish school completely. like, no more school, ever again. I have my last HSC exam thursday afternoon and then I'm done with school forever. good timing right?[/QUOTE] i thought you hated this game?

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